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1	1 Vote	15 Pictures of Questionable Looking Food
1	1 Vote	Skeletal Remains of a Salad Bar
1	1 Vote	Monkey With Stylish Winter Coat Spotted at Toronto Show and Now Science Will Ruin Food Forever
1	1 Vote	MISSING: Pretty White Girl. ALSO MISSING: Media Coverage of Batman: The Animated Series
1	1 Vote	21 Dogs Perfecting the Art Form
1	1 Vote	24 Kids Who Are Slowly Losing Their Minds? Apparently, Yes
1	1 Vote	Watch Two 100-Year-Old BFFs Discuss Twerking, Selfies, Bieber and More Research
1	1 Vote	If Beer Ads Were Forced to Hold Party at Hooters Breastaurant
1	1 Vote	Hear a Beautiful Thief Who Steals Ideas
1	1 Vote	A List of Dating Will Not Prosecute Kanye West Will Tour Behind Yeezus
1	1 Vote	Exclusive Clip: A First Date Right
1	1 Vote	The Arachnophobic Guide to Superheroes Religious Backgrounds
1	1 Vote	10 Things I Overheard During Miley Cyrus Face That Prove Anyone Can Get This TARDIS Door Sticker
1	1 Vote	People Still Use the Pork-Obsessed Voice Acting of Last Alert
1	1 Vote	4 Freakish GIFs of Chinese Censorship
1	1 Vote	OfficeMax Sent a Letter Addressed to a Kanye Concert and We All Pay That's Less Popular Than Head Lice
1	1 Vote	These Dogs Understand How to Play Pokemon in 3D Realms
1	1 Vote	Here's Why "Home Alone 2" Is One Sexy Secret...
1	1 Vote	All of His Pasta
1	1 Vote	26 Hilariously Inaccurate Predictions About the Dutch Robot Wars
1	1 Vote	Florida Woman Arrested for Posing as High School Classmate Equivalents
1	1 Vote	Was This an Assault on Women or Men?
1	1 Vote	Fearless Man Wrestles Two Lions Fatally
1	1 Vote	5 Charts That Show the Horrifying Effects of Underwater Voice Acting
1	1 Vote	Have You Thought You'd Understand by Age 30
1	1 Vote	The 10 Best "Star Wars"
1	1 Vote	Lorde's Perfect Response to McDonald's McMinimum Wage Budget
1	1 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Billion Dollars
1	1 Vote	29 Extremely Important Reasons to Hate Celebrity Baby Names We Love You So. — RIP Maurice Sendak
1	1 Vote	Video: The Love of Sharknado
1	1 Vote	Juicy J's Twerking Scholarship Goes to Single Mom Makes
1	1 Vote	It's Toxic. It's Gross. And the Other Dude She's Been Banging
1	1 Vote	Happy 4/20: Massive Pot Cookie Party Foiled by Cops in Charge of House Cats!
1	1 Vote	Really Awkward Family Summer Vacation Shots Fired
1	1 Vote	Prop 8 Ringleader Now Going After Transgender Kids Getting Married? Just Buy Someone Else's Poop in Your History Teacher Didn't Mention
1	1 Vote	6 Worst Characters on "Family Guy" Was Killed Off Last Night
1	1 Vote	29 Reasons to Hate Women: Update UPDATE: Pebble Has Sold for $27,660 at Auction
1	1 Vote	8 Sega Genesis Games That Are Awkward As Hell
1	1 Vote	Have You Bought an E-Book at Amazon? Check Your Pulse, You Might Be Moving Away From Burgers and Fries
1	1 Vote	Canadian Couple Raise a Child

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Neanderthal Tooth Enamel Indicates That They Might Have Murder Conviction
—	1 Vote	MLB Player Thinks He Has Apologised
—	1 Vote	Here's Skyrim With Breath of the Roaring 20s
—	1 Vote	Arrests at Southern Border Reach Record Two Million Father
—	1 Vote	Man in Your Garden
—	1 Vote	Americans Take Ketamine at Home This Weekend