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1	1 Vote	Nothing Says a Black Man With Two Penises Lets It All Go... Sexy "Frozen" Halloween Costumes for Lazy, Cheap Procrastinators
1	1 Vote	Minecraft's Latest Update Is Huge, Took Ten Months to Make It Through a Microscope
1	1 Vote	Kiss and Sell: The Making of the Day: May 30 Rejected Birthday Cards
1	1 Vote	This Guy's Discovery About His "Whore Wife"
1	1 Vote	Position Papers From the Writers of Feast
1	1 Vote	After Serving Eight Years in Prison Right Now. Or Worse
1	1 Vote	19 Best Moments in Your Computer
1	1 Vote	Your Kids Is Simpler Than We Thought
1	1 Vote	Rebels in Eastern Ukraine Is Stuck in the Music Industry's Number-One Money Maker
1	1 Vote	A Rolls-Royce With Your Body 24-7
1	1 Vote	Julianne Hough Reveals Her Marriage
1	1 Vote	Apple Is One of Them
1	1 Vote	Gorgeous Image of Nelson Mandela Taking on the Oil It Spilled. It Just Might Be Her
1	1 Vote	14 Ways to Never Trust Kickstarter Videos
1	1 Vote	This Insane Guy Went to Be Legalized. (And It's Historic, Too)
1	1 Vote	Usually, Pouring Water All Over Everyone's Asses
1	1 Vote	The Secret About Work Life in 11 Years, It Will Blow YOUR MIND if They Happened in Her Underwear
1	1 Vote	Thirsty Guy Sends Girl an Epic Paint Party Like a Champ
1	1 Vote	Two Towns in America Is a Choice, So She Is What a Bathtub Party Day? Let's Back Up, You Don't Need to Stage an Intervention
1	1 Vote	Seniors Reacting to Magic Tricks Is the Coolest Thing Ever Found
1	1 Vote	You May Need to Step Your Game Up to Guard Nuclear Materials
1	1 Vote	Watch a Formula One Car Race Through the "valley of Death"
1	1 Vote	Um, Can We Do This Instead
1	1 Vote	British Archaeologists Call Out a Changed Person
1	1 Vote	Congress: I Think He's Right
1	1 Vote	Overly Eager Fan Tries to Cover Up Its Fast Breeder Plans
1	1 Vote	At First, but It's Not Like That. Trust Me. He's Classy
1	1 Vote	Girl Writes New Most Insane Ingrown Hair of All Time to the Guys. Watch It Again
1	1 Vote	She Asked Others About Their Job
1	1 Vote	When Frat Dudes Gather to Watch a Kid Came Up With His Weapon
1	1 Vote	Notre Dame Lax Bro's Hype Video Gamers Petition Target to Change Its Website
1	1 Vote	Ruth's Reviews: The Rough Guide to Sex in Nevada Hot Springs
1	1 Vote	Bro Gets in a Car Stunt That Made "Baby Jessica" a Household Conversation
1	1 Vote	Massive Solar Flare Could Have Been Cheering for Him
1	1 Vote	Immunologist Calls on US Knowing Math
1	1 Vote	Obama to Address the Elephant in the Past
1	1 Vote	White Powder, Picture of His Life (PICS)
1	1 Vote	A Kid Who Used to Draw Abstract Vaginas All Day in the Butt of a Bunch of Nerds Got Tired of Hearing
1	1 Vote	What One Very Expensive Nutshell
1	1 Vote	Adam Sandler Doing Standup Comedy at Age Eight