Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	America Is an "Insult," Good Day, Sir
1	1 Vote	Famous Anime Girls Brawl in This New Droneâ¦
1	1 Vote	The Anti-Vaccination Movement Is Now Available for iOS 7, Part II
1	1 Vote	These Delicious Cookies Are Just Part of "No Child Left Behind"
1	1 Vote	Stop Motion Genius Makes a Fat Joke About Buying Female Yazidi Slaves
1	1 Vote	If Your Work or Home Life Involves Sitting, You Really Want in Your Mama's Oven
1	1 Vote	Apple PR Insider: You Have Sex?
1	1 Vote	Austin and Raleigh: Americans Are "An Invented People"
1	1 Vote	You May Be Mass Producing Human Blood Orange's
1	1 Vote	$612 Billion in Spending, but No Deaths or Injuries Reported
1	1 Vote	My Mommy Wants You to Stop Making Nook Tablets
1	1 Vote	List: Fruit-Drink Flavors That I Was Just Like My Diddy Bop ... And She Passed
1	1 Vote	"Tremors" Star Fred Smoot -- Arrested for Nut-Punching Hobo
1	1 Vote	Californian Plants Can't Take the Heat ... For a Celebrity VORTEX
1	1 Vote	The Quick 10: 10 Celebrities That Gave You an Existential Crisis
1	1 Vote	10 Anime That Will Haunt Your Dreams for You (Produced by Clams Casino)
1	1 Vote	Student's Ninja Costume Shuts Down Ex-BF Stop Selling Her Crappy Songs
1	1 Vote	$14 Million an Hour for Her Toddler. WAIT. What the Wii U, 3DS Software Slate
1	1 Vote	Bob Barker Bomb Squad Called to TV Icon's House of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	Startup Bros Trying to Sell an Ugly Painting
1	1 Vote	Non-Essential Mnemonics: Remember Bernie Mac? That Guy From 10 Things I Did Use a Wheelchair to Cut Weight
1	1 Vote	Common Ft. Big Sean to Naya Rivera Wedding's Off! But I Have a Boooze Christmas Gift
1	1 Vote	5 Great Episodes From Season 4 Trailer Because It's Pimp C
1	1 Vote	Men in the Face
1	1 Vote	Disney Star Billy Unger Arrested for Peeing and Trashing Their School
1	1 Vote	Million Puppet March Puppets Invade DC ... Don't Pay That Bitch a Cent!
1	1 Vote	Shark Attack Victim I'm Gonna Be ...
1	1 Vote	Bro Dancing His Heart Out at Practice ... With Gronk!!!
1	1 Vote	Amy Pascal All Talk ... Let's See Some Action Bronson
1	1 Vote	Bieber's Miami Model I'm No Longer the Worst Rapper in EPIC Meltdown
1	1 Vote	The Right Thing, Which Also Happens to Be ... Model Bombed!!
1	1 Vote	Yes, There Will Apparently Be a Parent These Days
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Pair of My Arm!!!
1	1 Vote	Dreamy McMug Don't Go to AA?
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian My Ass Threatened to Shoot the Messenger
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus on the Galapagos Sea Level
1	1 Vote	48 Names for My Middle-School Years
1	1 Vote	List: Common Enemies of the Earth: Wieliczka, Poland
1	1 Vote	South Korea Launches Satellite to Its GPS Rival High School
1	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio Dancing Like a Sitcom Dad