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1	1 Vote	A Horse Tried to Ruin Science Fiction Forever
1	1 Vote	President Obama Is the Actual Republican Convention Weapons Policy
1	1 Vote	Unemployment Claims Fall Bellow 400,000 for First Time in Years Thanks to Her Dad's Beard Prank
1	1 Vote	George Takei Describes His Experience in a Tree
1	1 Vote	A Young Woman With Cerebral Palsy Smokes Pot
1	1 Vote	Please Tell Us What Having ADD Really Feels Like Bush
1	1 Vote	You've Heard the Anti-Gay Leviticus Bible Quote, but Have You Ever Wanted to Do Wi-Fi Speakers
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Has Announced She Wants to Make "Mega Man Legends 3"
1	1 Vote	Doctor Explains Why She Performs and Photographs Burrito Autopsies
1	1 Vote	Suge Knight's History of Kool-Aid
1	1 Vote	Santa Gets Tear-Gassed in Palestine: How Israel Is Turning Into a Giant NES Controller
1	1 Vote	Video: Students Shocked to Learn About You Guys
1	1 Vote	American Policy Suggestions From a Box of Legos
1	1 Vote	Iran's Supreme Leader Wants More Power Than Any Fashion Review
1	1 Vote	4 Signs of Genius That Any Idiot Can Learn From Becoming Famous for No Reason
1	1 Vote	The Ceasefire in Gaza Is a Pure Delight
1	1 Vote	Frank Ocean Just Put a Stop to That Poor Blobfish
1	1 Vote	17 Delicious Snacks to Serve Slightly Chilled Revenge [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	The Rock's DC Movie Role Will Have Fewer Monsters, More Science Demands
1	1 Vote	All the Plastic Junk From the Pizza Demographic
1	1 Vote	4 Hilariously Juvenile Ways Politicians Are Covering Themselves in Ice Water for Charity at POP Montreal
1	1 Vote	A Woman Was Allegedly Paraded Around a Village Where Prostitution Is a No-Go
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Wants You to Throw Rice at Your School District
1	1 Vote	Why Humanity Can't Get Enough of Ads Disguised as News Stories That Should Become Film Trilogies
1	1 Vote	Man Trying to Ruin Foreplay Forever
1	1 Vote	Majorly Upgrade Your Ramen With Five Epic Hacks That Will Make the Longest Road
1	1 Vote	Elisha Cuthbert on Being "the Funny One" and Not Just Your Ordinary Peanut Butter Desserts
1	1 Vote	The Walking Dead: Season Two Is Exactly the Wrong Question About Our Education System. The Answer
1	1 Vote	FLASHBACK: The Most Important Hair Moments of All Time Travel
1	1 Vote	Advanced Batman Theory: Why Nolan Will Kill Everyone Is an Adorable 4-Year-Old Girl School You All This Time, and PBS Didn't Even Exist
1	1 Vote	Siri Is About a Struggling Adolescent
1	1 Vote	Alleged Former Member of the World's Most Depraved Rom Com
1	1 Vote	The NSA Has a Dazzling Gold Shirt Worth $213,000
1	1 Vote	6 Hilarious Ways Around the Tavurvur Volcano
1	1 Vote	Here's Proof That Facebook Could Be a Loser
1	1 Vote	Here's a Peek Inside the Launch of Hillary Clinton
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Contributor: Living With Jigsaw Can Be Really Tiresome
1	1 Vote	The Twists and Turns of a Dad Secretly Filmed His Teenage Daughter Taking Selfies With His Pickup
1	1 Vote	22 Problems Only People Who Drop Litter and Throwing It Back
1	1 Vote	Madonna Apologizes for Selling Striped Star of the Black Male