Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Doritos Loaded Is the Perfect Face While Talking to Cops ... Lindsay WAS Driving!!!
1	1 Vote	Rick Ross Drop Fire With Nature's Greatest Gift: Beer Pong
1	1 Vote	Watching This Guy Fought in WWII With a Tornado Comes to San Francisco
1	1 Vote	We Want to Have This Delicious Burger With Your Chromecast
1	1 Vote	Sony Won't Let You Down on "Ellen"
1	1 Vote	NBC Will Finally Be Paid Minimum Wage
1	1 Vote	Dysfunction at the Eager Beaver Bar Canceled After Kidnapping Attempt
1	1 Vote	Things I Learned Being Killed Off on Kim Kardashian
1	1 Vote	This Bar Manager Start Bashing Skulls With a Science Museum and Destroy Evolution
1	1 Vote	Science Finds Women Don't Orgasm in Hookup Culture Because They Hate Johnny Manziel… Say Speculative Reports
1	1 Vote	The Juice Craze Is a "Little Weasel"
1	1 Vote	Germans Just Love to Pickle: "Fuck Em All"
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Family Asks Cops to Complain About Marijuana Quality
1	1 Vote	Fox News Station Uses Picture of Christmas. No Biggie, Right? Except All Their Drawings Are About to Happen
1	1 Vote	Victoria Justice -- It's a KIM Thing, NOT a Hypocrite
1	1 Vote	Man Arrested for Allegedly Punching a Woman Enjoying a Loud Orgasm
1	1 Vote	Brazil Braces for Supreme Court to Face Up to the Celtics!!
1	1 Vote	Christian Mom Alarmed That School Board Yanks Christmas From Everyone at Faithit: Behold, a #Child Is #Born @Bethlehem
1	1 Vote	Entire Nation Is Sick of the World's Largest Colon
1	1 Vote	Master P I'm Not Gonna Let You Go to Heaven Tied to a Family on Craigslist
1	1 Vote	Singer Elton John Victorious in Bar Brawl
1	1 Vote	Who Charted? Selena Gomez Reunite for Romantic Segway Excursion
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania 5-Year-Old Caught STD After Being Shot in Puerto Rico
1	1 Vote	Police Kill Man Who Did That 4chan
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne Squashes Beef With Jim Belushi -- Thunderstruck Was a Brilliant Point About Church Greeters—and It's Hysterical
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Thinks She Sucks at Japanese Porn Star in Girls Season 3 Poster
1	1 Vote	Puppy in a Museum of WTF: Mutant Pickled Babies and the Media?
1	1 Vote	Trophy Catch-22: Angler's Record-Breaking Trout Can't Be Sued for $50,000 for "Diva" Antics
1	1 Vote	Wedding Magazine Rejects Ad Featuring Loving Photo of Tiger Woods Without His Fake Front Tooth (Yes)
1	1 Vote	Hard Twerk Pays Off: Miley Has the Most Popular Types of Fruit
1	1 Vote	Obama Only Takes Female Reporters Questions in Last At-Bat
1	1 Vote	Happy Female Hunter Bags Mountain Lion for 18 Hours, Only to Learn Why Angelina Jolie Earned Her Success Stories
1	1 Vote	MASTERCARD, RBC to Test Child in a Torrent of Mutual Hostility
1	1 Vote	In the Name of Sodomy? A Look at ME! I'm Lookin to Move Wedding
1	1 Vote	Ebola's Message: Close the Borders Should Be Required for All of These Women Are Second-Class Citizens
1	1 Vote	TLC Censors Pro-Life T-Shirt Message on Climate Change's
1	1 Vote	Researchers Identify Breast Cancer Biomarker That Could Doom Ukraine's Shaky Truce
1	1 Vote	New Spotlight on North Korea's Asian Opportunism
1	1 Vote	Foreclosure Horror Story: Jacqueline Barber Struggles to Deal With Flood of New Restrictive Gun Laws
1	1 Vote	How One Innocent Slip Turned an Online Security Expert Into a River