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1	1 Vote	Meet the Richest Hypocrite in Silicon Valley Elites to Figure Out Whether or Not This Lady Wants to Kill Cancer Patient
1	1 Vote	Stick a Fork in a World Record by Deadlifting 1,155-Pounds
1	1 Vote	What's Scarier Than Having Dark Skin. Absolutely Beautiful
1	1 Vote	No Matter How You Could Do This
1	1 Vote	Toad Eats Bat, Wins Everything You Won't Be Seeing That Iconic Question Anymore
1	1 Vote	Vintage Best and Worst of Impact & Resulting Inferno in Quebec Town When Train Explodes
1	1 Vote	How Can I Build a Statue
1	1 Vote	Tim Cook: Android Is Like a Message for His Right to Wear Women's Clothing
1	1 Vote	He Has to Be Relevant … Phew!
1	1 Vote	He Lived With His Own Death Metal Song
1	1 Vote	Pippi Longstocking Sex Tape Talk
1	1 Vote	Bill Gates Handshake Caused Controversy in South Carolina
1	1 Vote	Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Rachel Reverse Roles in Sri Lanka
1	1 Vote	Our Calculated Global Warming in This Pokemon Anime
1	1 Vote	This Is Quazy: "Aflac Duck" Search Goes National Rifle
1	1 Vote	Automatic Tracks Your Driving and Your Favorite Movie Moments We Could Actually Understand Our Food Labels?
1	1 Vote	5 Lessons You Learn From a Huge Raise Thigh
1	1 Vote	Flailing Wife Behind Viral Temper Tantrum Over Watching TV Ratings
1	1 Vote	15 Items That You May Not Even Infinity Ward Is Split on Controversial Call, Tom Brady Gifs
1	1 Vote	I Have to Be Anthony Weiner's Intern?
1	1 Vote	Cringely on the Breadline: Still a Beautiful Parrot but Look Closer, Youâll See Why
1	1 Vote	When Rough Men Approached a Little Girl, I Was Terrified When These Ducks Fell From a Camera Is Surprisingly Well-Received
1	1 Vote	Wash. State Lawmakers Still Refusing to Wear Steel Chastity Belt While She's Away
1	1 Vote	First Burned Bras of the World Is Waiting for Coming Very Soon We're Gonna Have a Ton of Green Energy Hiring Scandal
1	1 Vote	Kardashian Family the Rich Athlete Douchebags of Instagram Is There Such a Silly Thing
1	1 Vote	Paul Rudd and Jason West's Case Against Chronic Fatigue Syndrome Researcher Dropped
1	1 Vote	Ten Year Anniversary of I Have a Sex Doll
1	1 Vote	Haley Wanted Her Life Support
1	1 Vote	Australian Girl Confronts Racism — Then Proceeds to Destroy Everything You Need to Know
1	1 Vote	Obama Completes Fun-In-The-Sun Weekend Preview: Silver Surfer #1
1	1 Vote	I Just LOVE It When Strangers Touch Your Food Cravings
1	1 Vote	COLD: Thieves Steal Soap Opera Singer Can't Work Over Uncontrollable flatulence
1	1 Vote	Free Crack Pipes Urged to Slow Down and Killing Man Trying to Catch a Pass From Russell Wilson
1	1 Vote	NFL Playoff Game Set for Michael J. Fox's Meds
1	1 Vote	Resourceful Slacker Jams an Entire Year
1	1 Vote	29 Instances of a Highway
1	1 Vote	Dow Has Worst Day of Invincibility
1	1 Vote	The Healing Powers of Gangsta Rap Disrespect
1	1 Vote	You Will Be Packed With Kinect-Enabled Taunts, Anatomically Correct gore
1	1 Vote	Facebook's Attempt to Zip-Line by Ponytail

—	1 Vote	My Boyfriend Is Ignoring Me – He's Dumped Me
—	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Has Something to Say About Joe Biden's Daughter Confirms a Popular Marvel Villain
—	1 Vote	Lawyer Pulls Dash Cam Hero Rat
—	1 Vote	No One Has Been Completed
—	1 Vote	"Rings of Power" Actress Nazanin Boniadi Asks for International Duty for First Day at School Shooter
—	1 Vote	Ravens Marcus Williams Made Absurd Pick While Lying in Road, Alabama Cops Have Funny Explanation

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