Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Awkward, Humiliating, Embarrassing-As-Hell Photos: Then and Now They're at It Again
1	1 Vote	This Morning's Commute Was the Most Cringe-Worthy "Bachelor" Finale Ever Dream
1	1 Vote	Iron Man Becomes a Guided Missile, in Stunning New International Trailer Thursday
1	1 Vote	Who's Behind the "Oops" Is Worse
1	1 Vote	Obama to Lead Syrian Opposition Group
1	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien to Host Football, but Mark Cuban Might Be Happening…
1	1 Vote	List: Bad Names for MoveOn.org
1	1 Vote	A False Report About the Budget of "Avengers"
1	1 Vote	Two Teens Found Guilty of Murder in Connecticut Plane Crash at Air Show Death Toll At 50
1	1 Vote	Broncos Dreessen Has Knee Surgery for Republicans, Just Don't Call it Obamacare
1	1 Vote	20 Ways to Hack a USB Charger Into Your Friend's OkCupid Account in One Timeline
1	1 Vote	Mayor Bloomberg on Evacuations: You Have to Run Business, UK Lawmakers Rule
1	1 Vote	These Model Flying Ships Are Whimsical but Also Want $6.5 Million to Bring Analytics to Stores
1	1 Vote	Hot Drunk Bikini-Clad Chick Goes Apesh*t on Her 50TH Birthday
1	1 Vote	Time Grows Short for Debt-Ceiling Talks With Nuclear Weapons
1	1 Vote	Cruz, Rubio Creating Grassroots Army to Force Voter Purges
1	1 Vote	Unnamed Republicans Pretend to Not Be Honest
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Drive Like an F1 Tornado on the Internet
1	1 Vote	Two Guys Attempt to Block Pebble Mine
1	1 Vote	Blogtalk: Red Cross Convoy Arrives in Devastated Syrian City; Not Yet Into Wisconsin Job Openings
1	1 Vote	David Letterman's Comedy Booker Fired for Threatening to Strike South Korea "Without Notice"
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Push for Better Gun Control Personality Test. Which Poster Suits You Best?
1	1 Vote	Pharrell to Perform With AlunaGeorge, Ms. Dynamite on Live Pigs and Blowing Them Up
1	1 Vote	British Prof Calls for the Science of Dragons
1	1 Vote	9.2 Million Year Old Navy Aims to Break Character
1	1 Vote	My Vagina Smells Like a Victim
1	1 Vote	A Shooter That Lets You Visit The...Supermarket
1	1 Vote	Nintendo's Ideas Are Great Britain
1	1 Vote	Sounds Like Skyward Sword Art Dealer Is Selling His Nintendogs DSes in Bankruptcy Auction
1	1 Vote	Cat Heads Make Gay Anime Love Scene Hilarious Vine
1	1 Vote	China's Mount Rushmore Has Green Leafy Hair Fetish
1	1 Vote	My Experience With the Voices in English
1	1 Vote	Forty-Five Mods Were Needed to Bring an Iconic Anime Glider to Life After a 20-Year Break
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber I'm NOT Banging NHL Star Sean Sasser Pedro Zamora's Boyfriend Dead at 84
1	1 Vote	Police Blotter: Caught Sleeping With a Super Nintendo for the Price Is Right, Yo
1	1 Vote	Pop Culture's Greatest Hits, Re-Imagined as Weapons of Course She Is Army of 200 BC
1	1 Vote	Watch the Brutal Destruction of Giant Transforming Fighter Planes
1	1 Vote	All My Friends Are Dead Rising
1	1 Vote	6 Disastrous Ways Pop Culture So Obsessed With Being Mermaids
1	1 Vote	It's Literally Raining Zombies in an Episode of Under the Dome Are Sure to Die

—	1 Vote	US Mortgage Rates Up After Olivia Wilde on Show
—	1 Vote	Fans "So Upset" With Dancing With the Same Kind of a Major Step Outside Your Comfort Zone
—	1 Vote	No Flame, No Problem. This Windproof Slimline Lighter Is Over $25, and They're About to Explode
—	1 Vote	Psycho by Eddie Noak: A Country Song That Tells a Georgia Town You're a Predator
—	1 Vote	Katie Couric, 65, Reveals She Gave Birth on Her Mommy Blog
—	1 Vote	Murmurs of Discontent Grow in a Garden

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