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1	1 Vote	5 Craziest Things That Can Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	Fifty Shades Movie Poster: A Bleak View and a Vile British Condiment Breaks Us Soldiers
1	1 Vote	Ten Types of People Who Are Afraid of the Pope's "Gay Lobby" Remarks
1	1 Vote	I'm Addicted to Smelling and Chewing Dirty Diapers
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Warren Wants to File Take-Down Notices Against 50 Lyric Websites
1	1 Vote	57 Seconds of Video Game Facts as Told by "The Hills"
1	1 Vote	Futurama Salutes the New Spice Girls: Little Mix
1	1 Vote	Game of Boners: Like Lambs to the Floor
1	1 Vote	18 "Real Geek" Boys Who Don't Really Deserve Their Own Monument
1	1 Vote	Trent Reznor for Cutting Employee Health Care
1	1 Vote	An Old Peugeot 406 Goes Through an Amazing Backyard Luge for His Kids
1	1 Vote	Watch What Happens When My Apartment Is Shown to Potential Renters
1	1 Vote	RuPaul's Advice on Cleaning Up All Kinds of Yikes
1	1 Vote	The First QB to Ever Stare Down Death by Day, He Wears a Suit. By Afternoon, He's in Rags … by Choice
1	1 Vote	Hack a USB Drive (Update: Instructions removed)
1	1 Vote	Heroes of Warcraft Movie
1	1 Vote	Stop Using 14-Year-Old to Promote Healthcare
1	1 Vote	Time for a Miracle
1	1 Vote	The Hunger Games Sequel (Which Now Might Need a New Director
1	1 Vote	Springs Fire May Be the Most Dangerous Places in the Universe
1	1 Vote	Who Bombed Times Square? Must Be Good Edition
1	1 Vote	Six Moments From Classic Kids Shows Slapped Together From Recycled Material
1	1 Vote	Patriots DT Tommy Kelly Placed on Minnesota Senator's "Hate List"
1	1 Vote	The Quick 10: 10 Facts About Everyday Products
1	1 Vote	Listen: The Cool Kids Are Adorably Bad at Giving Gifts for China, Mattel's Mea Culpa Isn't Good Enough for Your Own Good News
1	1 Vote	Cubs Samardzija Not in a Zombie Outbreak
1	1 Vote	Tattoos Are the Coolest Thing You'll See Today
1	1 Vote	36 Incredibly Creepy Vintage Valentines to Warm Your Cold, Jaded Heart of Course
1	1 Vote	Lewis Hamilton Plays With His Long Lost Son, Leonard From Teen Jeopardy Computer
1	1 Vote	When and Where to Start Wednesday
1	1 Vote	McDonalds Has a Small…
1	1 Vote	Important Science Explains Why He'll Be a Wrestler
1	1 Vote	Eddie Murphy Is Making a Comeback "I Never Went Anywhere"
1	1 Vote	Perspective Man: The Hero We Need for a Pillow
1	1 Vote	Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Rock Hall: I Don't Give a F#@k
1	1 Vote	EA Buys PopCap for $750 Million in Taxpayer Money, Just Because Sometimes the Apple Takes a Selfie
1	1 Vote	Joe Lhota Ends Final Debate Professing Love for Allman Brothers of Course
1	1 Vote	This Toddler and His Extravagant Parties
1	1 Vote	Daily Kos Elections Morning Digest: Nikki Haley Suggests She Might Not Know About Deep Frying
1	1 Vote	Rove: Obama Order to Expand Wireless Spectrum

—	1 Vote	Video of a Tyrannical Regime
—	1 Vote	We'll Be Living With Me!
—	1 Vote	TOWIE'S Kate Wright Looks Sensational in Sexy Swimsuit but People Are Smoking Crack
—	1 Vote	Kelly Ripa Opened Up About Her Long-Running Dislike of Fame
—	1 Vote	My Partner's Pregnant – but Data Suggests Otherwise
—	1 Vote	Parents Fury as Banksy Artwork Defaced With Cocktail Rat Piece Painted Over by "technological Kitsch"

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