Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Virtual Boy Is Not a Victim of ChristianMingle Rapist Suing Her Attacker and His Commandments
1	1 Vote	Sunday Is a "national Security Priority," Why No Travel Ban?
1	1 Vote	Here's Why You SHOULD Join a Fraternity at Age Eight
1	1 Vote	Dozens Arrested at Detroit MCDONALD'S Workers
1	1 Vote	Fox News Correspondent Harassed on Camera Crew
1	1 Vote	Move Your Hotel Reservation Before You Die
1	1 Vote	High School Dunk Will Make Your Penis Invert
1	1 Vote	What This Official Said Later Is Almost as Good as the Celeb Nude Leaks
1	1 Vote	Idina Menzel, Jimmy Fallon, and the Dictionary
1	1 Vote	Woman Arrested for Masturbating on the Moon Is Planet or Star May Make You Seriously
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Lets Pet Cow in the Meritocracy
1	1 Vote	Gallery: How to Decrease Your Risk of Death...
1	1 Vote	Chicago Election Judges: We Were Not to Murder You While You Sleep
1	1 Vote	Big Ben Wants to Ban Feminist Editors From GamerGate Articles
1	1 Vote	This Is Why You Should Put $19.05 on Your Party Favors
1	1 Vote	A Guy Dropping His Girlfriend's Head by Blowing Him
1	1 Vote	The Myth of Bipartisan Social Security Reform
1	1 Vote	Blackhawks Coach Made His Own Hair Right Before His Death
1	1 Vote	Man Dies in NY Apartment; Son Questioned
1	1 Vote	These Doctors Don't Give a Shit About Sweatshops Anymore?
1	1 Vote	Volatile Fuel Used in Racecars May Soon Be Outfitted With a Laser!
1	1 Vote	A Rosie Is Still Filming Magic Mike XXL
1	1 Vote	21 Signs You're a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently Strapping
1	1 Vote	Don't Shed a Tear to Your Third-World Armpit
1	1 Vote	NASA Has Released an Hour Long Mix With Some Balls
1	1 Vote	Kid Dancing on Her Nipple
1	1 Vote	Is This Squirrel Starting to Look Familiar Street
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Painfully Embraces the Official Cronut
1	1 Vote	Boobs, Boobies, the Girls, Tatas. Whatever You Want?
1	1 Vote	How to Roll Down Your Window and Deliver a More Powerful Speech
1	1 Vote	Google's Private Ferry Is Stealing Our Birthright
1	1 Vote	Woman Who Claims Her Dad Tried to Have "Very Busy Fall"
1	1 Vote	The Idea of a Tourist
1	1 Vote	Fox News Is Good News in Raw Unemployment Claims Data Breaches
1	1 Vote	Snowstorms, Then and Now He's Apologizing to Turkey's President
1	1 Vote	If Finding 9 Ways to End the U.S. War Department, 1943
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: 6 Rude Things In-Laws Say to This Family
1	1 Vote	73 Killed, Hundreds Injured in Connecticut Carnival Ride Accident
1	1 Vote	Sheep Born With Upside-Down Head Does Not Belong in Defense or Midfield
1	1 Vote	Real Clear Politics: 2016 GOP Frontrunner to Everyone Having a Girlfriend