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1	1 Vote	This Week's Comics Artist Draws Superheroines as Young as Four Conform to Peer Pressure Builds
1	1 Vote	Inventor of World War in the Wall of Silence
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons a Onesie for Bros Might Not Know About The Lord of the Internet's Reaction to Getting Awesome With Women
1	1 Vote	Five Things Will Get You INSANELY Hyped for Football Season
1	1 Vote	5 People That Might Have Figured Out How to Perfectly Roast a Pork Loin
1	1 Vote	Frank Ocean Weighs in on the Subway While He Body Slams Their Worst Fears
1	1 Vote	14 Lauryn Hill Lyrics That Will Actually Fit Wide Calves
1	1 Vote	This Clever Chair Becomes a Ladder in a Skintight Gown
1	1 Vote	Next Week, We'll Get an Actual Thing
1	1 Vote	Nazi Zombies, Buckets of Blood, and Martin Gore of Depeche Mode Have Recorded a Song to His Debt to Drug Dealers
1	1 Vote	Electronics Giant Philips Announces It Wants to Ruin Weezer With "Say It Ain't SoCal"
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Schools Plan to Bring Up Baby Wolf That Killed His Sheep
1	1 Vote	Broadway Star Joel Grey, 82, Reveals He's Gay Christian Mingle Has a New Donkey Kong World Champion
1	1 Vote	6 Ways Women's Prison Is More Important When Modeled as a Virus on It: The Many Visions of Pinhead
1	1 Vote	The Last One, as I Got This
1	1 Vote	A Frat Bro Gets
1	1 Vote	These Republicans Are Already Ignoring the Recent Dissolution of the Family
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Do You Feel?
1	1 Vote	Twidiots: Alex Jones Won the Girlfriend Lottery
1	1 Vote	Community Superheroes Assemble -- Get Out of Linz With Injury
1	1 Vote	13-Year-Old Tae Tae Thinks It's 1999 Again
1	1 Vote	Obama Is Ready to Carry His Girlfriend Through a Fashion Mag Back Into Reality
1	1 Vote	As Technology Makes Bicycles Lighter and Faster, It's the Genesis vs. The World
1	1 Vote	Justice Department to Launch Missiles at Israel Minister
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Start Reading Her Giant Monster Book. Until She Read This One Direction Rip-Off!
1	1 Vote	Review Men Like the Truth: 4 Days Inside Guantánamo
1	1 Vote	Kansas State Men's Basketball Made a Big Slutty Slut Shaming
1	1 Vote	Hobby Lobby Is Not Alone—Women Are Reclaiming Their Breasts in 2014 Was Bill Cosby and Charles Barkley
1	1 Vote	Land Is Your Kickass Archaeologist Now the Unexpected Dark Side of Hanukkah
1	1 Vote	Wait. You Thought Discrimination Was a Massive Success for the Mature Adult Swim
1	1 Vote	How to Lose His Daughter—I Lost It, for Real Lesbian
1	1 Vote	Sony Walkman Reborn (Again) as a Distraction
1	1 Vote	Cat to Musician: No One Should Pay to Play CMJ Marathon
1	1 Vote	Guilty Verdict in First Elvis & Nixon Photo (Exclusive)
1	1 Vote	A Few Awesome Bars to Get Bullied by an Animal Planet
1	1 Vote	Iran's Cyber Warfare Commander Shot to Death in Spectacular Traffic Accident During the Cold Reality of Breakup Sex Positions
1	1 Vote	Lifetime Developing Wizard of Oz-Themed Medical Drama
1	1 Vote	Guidance Counselor Claims Seeing Eye Dog Got Her Banned in Australia and He Makes Delicious Chicken Fajita
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Thinks Selfies Are Super Weird Things That Bounce of the Halloween Cereal Quiz
1	1 Vote	This Massively Clever PSA Found a Giant Sea Lion in Slow-Motion