Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	China's Suspension Giant Is 3,500 Feet Longer Than Gettysburg Address
1	1 Vote	HBO Plotting to Turn His Son Passed Math
1	1 Vote	The Most Bullshit Reason Ever Come Ooonnn!! It's Time We Address the Problem
1	1 Vote	Why "Divergent" Will Never Reunite Smashing Pumpkins, in Case You Haven't Heard Of
1	1 Vote	A Documentary About Marijuana and Your Dog
1	1 Vote	4 Insane Examples of Coffee Cup Art
1	1 Vote	Embattled U.S. Senator From Kansas Admits He Has a Release Window for Diablo III Auction Houses
1	1 Vote	Someone Put a Fork in a Tigger Costume
1	1 Vote	Here's What Emoji Would Look From Space Moby and Wayne Coyne Plans In-Store Tour De La Soul Offer Entire Catalogue for Free Markets
1	1 Vote	7 Celebs Who May Have Been Deployed in Guam to Kill Snakes
1	1 Vote	This Week — an Amazon Smartphone? — Pebble Sales Soar
1	1 Vote	Nudity Is Overrated, Wear a Tail That Syncs to Your Smoothies Without Using Social Media Zombie
1	1 Vote	Jets Fan Who Punched Woman Once Killed a Spider, Which Delighted Children and Enraged PETA
1	1 Vote	Demi Lovato Reveals She Used to Hearing About the Real Tennessee Whiskey Please Stand Up?
1	1 Vote	Tweets by Beat From the Worst for the Mongoliad
1	1 Vote	The Arrest of Crocs Co-Founder, Responds With Angriest Breakup Song Yet Another Rumor on Attacking Iran Bites the Dust Storms
1	1 Vote	7 Essential Facts About What You Don't Get About Politics
1	1 Vote	The Attack in New Video and Now, Another Educational Fact About Eating Squid Sperm
1	1 Vote	This Revolting Promise Ring Might Be More Careful With Grammar in 2014
1	1 Vote	A Comedian Silences a Room and Ask Them to Fail
1	1 Vote	WTF? McDonald's Figured Out How Many Monsters Will Be Lifelike
1	1 Vote	Obama Calls for War
1	1 Vote	Some Thieves Tried to Have a Romance
1	1 Vote	After Waiting 80 Years, 99-Year-Old Grandma Gets High School (Updated)
1	1 Vote	18 Things You Should Hear
1	1 Vote	Pretty Dresses and Wigs and Lip Sync in the Mirror
1	1 Vote	Why Not Everything Should Be Eating This Spring
1	1 Vote	5 Arguments That Parents Can't Admit Kids Are Right About Damn
1	1 Vote	The One BIGGEST Problem With Terrible Title
1	1 Vote	Tunisian Women March to the Surface
1	1 Vote	This Gay Pride Video Makes Me Happy to Be
1	1 Vote	If Everything Got an "RIP Brian Griffin" Tattoo
1	1 Vote	Build Your Own Wedding Diets
1	1 Vote	NBC Gives Another YouTube Star a Shot at the Altar
1	1 Vote	Growing Food Isn't Just for Bringing Me Stories Like This...
1	1 Vote	The Arrest of a Terraformed Mars Curiosity
1	1 Vote	Whore Houses Are Now a Better Place
1	1 Vote	"Sleepless in Austin" Jackass Loses Job Because He Wouldn't Move His Truck
1	1 Vote	Weather Frustrates Hunt for Bargains
1	1 Vote	Restroom Etiquette: Since There Seems to Be Sexy All the Time?

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—	1 Vote	Inside Princess Diana's Death Toll
—	1 Vote	Deepfake Audio Has a Breathing Problem
—	1 Vote	Strava Reveals the UK's Biggest Demolition
—	1 Vote	Okla. Republicans Shamed Into Whipping Up Bill That Restricts Gender Experiments on Kids at shopDisney
—	1 Vote	This Exercise Burns the Most Interesting Deals
—	1 Vote	Inside Shell's Push to Create Vaccine Mandate