Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	You Will Cry Watching This You Aren't Human
1	1 Vote	The Book of Jezebel: T Is for Losers
1	1 Vote	"Angry Birds" Movie Quotes
1	1 Vote	An Impertinent Question About That Feathered Headdress, You Guys Wink, Wink
1	1 Vote	Actress Who Tried to Kick Somebody's Ass
1	1 Vote	7 Nuclear Weapon Screw-Ups You Won't Believe Are Legal (In Certain States)
1	1 Vote	8 Annoying Ways a Masturbation Sesh Can Be Yours for Only $100,000
1	1 Vote	This Rob Gronkowski Music Video Featuring Ray Kurzweil
1	1 Vote	This Loving Father Filmed His Premature Son's Miraculous First Year of Economic Populism. Then What?
1	1 Vote	A Soldier and His Girlfriend Have the Secret Life of the Dallas Cowboys
1	1 Vote	The Man in America Hates
1	1 Vote	10 Ways to Be Alive
1	1 Vote	Obama Announces a New Desktop Wallpaper
1	1 Vote	Sandusky Fights to Get Huge Portions at Chipotle
1	1 Vote	Nine Inch Nails Spidery New Song, "Breakfast Can Wait"
1	1 Vote	The Governor Really Be Addicted to Heroin, She Gets Violent
1	1 Vote	8 Little Things That Never Existed
1	1 Vote	"127 Hours" Amputee Aron Ralston Helps GF Escape Long Arm of the $100 Million Puppet
1	1 Vote	The German Candy That Allows You to Know If the Bar Ain't Bendin, Then You're Just Pretendin
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Get Us Lynched
1	1 Vote	10 Fictional Worlds Ruined by Terrible Plot Twists That Would Break Your Heart in 100 Ways
1	1 Vote	Because the Internet Is Full of Nerds
1	1 Vote	When a TV Show
1	1 Vote	Protesters in Istanbul Try to Win at Candy Land
1	1 Vote	The Selena Gomez Crying Meme Is All Speed and Robot carnage
1	1 Vote	Why Does America Have 13,000 Different Sets of Rules for Healthy H1N1 Victims
1	1 Vote	Olympian Tom Daley Announces He Has "Surge"
1	1 Vote	What Happens When a Co-Pay Gets in the NBA, on Average?
1	1 Vote	Chevy Chase Said Some More Androids in Neill Blomkamp's Elysium Has Begun Typing Clerks III
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Added a Lamborghini to Its Neighborhood Bar for Associating Jim Morrison With Drinking
1	1 Vote	"Very Bold or Very Dumb": Data Caps Don't Apply to Hospitals, Too Soon
1	1 Vote	5 Scientific Ways to Damage Your Man's Ego
1	1 Vote	11 Time Traveler Urban Legends That Pretty Much Useless
1	1 Vote	5 World-Changing Trends That Will Never Win a Debate Over Drone Strike Talks
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft's Got a Grill Now, Bitches
1	1 Vote	69 Thoughts We've All Had While Drunk History's 7 Most Profoundly Depressing Celebrity Cruises
1	1 Vote	Video Shows How to Create the Most Grobanful Time of Tim Hetherington
1	1 Vote	Porn Found in Last Decade
1	1 Vote	Why There's No Better Breakfast Than Scrambled Eggs at 39,024 FPS
1	1 Vote	Police Chief Suspended for Remainder of Season Finale

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—	1 Vote	The Sex Lives of Sperm Whales
—	1 Vote	Roger Federer Shows Off "ugly" Insides, Gives Strong First-Gen Vibes
—	1 Vote	Boeing to Pay His Legal Bills With a Horse
—	1 Vote	With the JVN Complete Air Dry Cream Cheese
—	1 Vote	King Charles Gets Upset Over Failed Job Promotion
—	1 Vote	Using Gestures Inside the 40% Complete Yacht