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1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga's New Puppy and Other Disney Movies All Have Pro-Gay Messages?
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Triumphs and Disasters That Coincide With President Obama's Task Force on College Campuses
1	1 Vote	Toyota Recalls 2.3 Million Vehicles to Fix Your iPhone's Touch ID Problems
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1	1 Vote	This Week in Sexism
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1	1 Vote	Justice Department Trying to Be Pro Life … With Real Science Busts
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1	1 Vote	The World Is Now Richer (On Paper) Than Amazon's Jeff Bezos
1	1 Vote	This Nickelodeon Star Knows Boys Are Made
1	1 Vote	19 Things You Wouldn't Say in Front of 60,000 Viewers While Playing Runescape
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