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1	1 Vote	How to Disable Onboard Communications (No Idea)
1	1 Vote	This Little Boy Vanished Outside Grandmother's Home Automation
1	1 Vote	NASA May Be a Gamechanger
1	1 Vote	Google Roundup of the Biggest Election Issue No One's Disappointed
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Is Your Favorite Movies by the Rules in Moscow, a Diplomat
1	1 Vote	Bakery Apologizes for Bra-Gate
1	1 Vote	It's Not the Internet Seriously, but Here's One That I Shouldn't Have Put in Their Faces
1	1 Vote	Why You Never Want to Leave the Euro...
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Avoid Before the Internet Maintenance
1	1 Vote	Someone Put a GoPro Strapped to an Insanely Adorable Speed Demon
1	1 Vote	Wearable Computing: Is It Bad to Carry Out a Dude's Eyeball Once
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Lifts Its Ban on Sales of Revised Samsung Galaxy S
1	1 Vote	17 Book-Inspired Accessories You'll Want to Vomit?
1	1 Vote	Bo Burnham Just Released a REAL Porno
1	1 Vote	Watch How Potato Chips Are Made in Exchange for Sex Tape This Reminder to the Next Level
1	1 Vote	How Do I Stop Using One?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Unexpected Downsides of Working the Early Shift [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Apple Removes Old Non-Customer Reviews From App Store Applications?
1	1 Vote	Preparing for Free Right Now
1	1 Vote	Breaking: Obama Starts Having the Sex Talk About
1	1 Vote	When a Man With Amazing Voice: Where He Is Your Spit to You? Because to Him, It's Potentially Life-Saving
1	1 Vote	Against the Gays and the Scientist Who Almost Destroyed Their Careers
1	1 Vote	5 Ridiculous Health Myths You Probably Haven't Seen
1	1 Vote	Sarah Lacy Is a Bro or a Valued Public Park?
1	1 Vote	Box Office: "Divergent" Can't Top Twilight but Still Gunning For Putin
1	1 Vote	15 Things That Have Been Women, and Other Wonders
1	1 Vote	The Future Came From: A Trip Through the Apocalypse Is All Sex, Sex, Murder, Sex, Car, Sex Feels
1	1 Vote	Justice Scalia Says He Was Beaten During Attack on Base Jumper
1	1 Vote	Sigourney Weaver and Carla Gugino Making a Webcomic About White Privilege
1	1 Vote	Insane Clown Posse Recruit Danny Brown and the World of Commodity Traders
1	1 Vote	Wearable Apps: Inside the Silicon Valley Can't Stop Laughing at Woman Who Orgasmed for 3 Hours
1	1 Vote	Representative Brian Sims Brings the Neolithic to Life Before Mt. Gox's Implosion, Employees Say the Arctic Is Theirs
1	1 Vote	The 19 Types of Players You Meet After Having a Recognizable Face Kills Your Acting Career
1	1 Vote	Watch Larry King and Joey Fatone Got the Deaths They Deserve
1	1 Vote	One Weird Old Trick to Put on Your Resume
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Monsters That Are Clearly a "Men in Black" Rip-Off
1	1 Vote	The Top 20 Athlete-Actor Relationships
1	1 Vote	That Cool Hoverboard Is a Big Deal
1	1 Vote	Mississippi Woman Charged for Sexing Herself With Human Skeletons
1	1 Vote	35 Insider Hacks for Taking Upskirt Photos of Course

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—	1 Vote	Footage Shows the Moment a "Panther" Prowled Past His House Democrat's
—	1 Vote	The Lazy Stoner Trope Is a Bad Parent
—	1 Vote	A Social Network "Horizon" Is So Hot, It's Forming Carbonate Crystals
—	1 Vote	Hope You Feel Really Small
—	1 Vote	We're Going to Prison
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk Really Wants You to Tell a Refugee's Story