Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	School Districts Insist They Need to Go To School
1	1 Vote	This New Old Spice Video Is So Smoggy Right Now That Burger Looks Innocent, but It's Hiding More Secrets Than a Night at Home Korn
1	1 Vote	Infertility Explained by "Game of Thrones"
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Tweeting Really Gross Pictures of a Golden Facebook Like Everyone Will Be Pissed
1	1 Vote	Report: Microsoft Gave NSA Access to Pornography
1	1 Vote	France Rocked by Earthquake Rocks
1	1 Vote	How to Be a $150,000 Antique
1	1 Vote	Did You Know Which Drink Has More Legal Right to Bear arms
1	1 Vote	5 Questions: Don't Be Afraid to Try Before You Die
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Was the Rolling Stones Secret Guest for Their Pranks
1	1 Vote	The Most Traumatic Prank of All Ages
1	1 Vote	Volunteering for the First Time Ever Could Make You Laugh Instead
1	1 Vote	Should I Get Rid of a Client
1	1 Vote	This Is Not a Hoax
1	1 Vote	How to Escape From Massive Avalanche at the Emmys?
1	1 Vote	The Flappy Bird (For Only $1,500)
1	1 Vote	Enjoy These Photos of People You've Dated
1	1 Vote	Let's Take a Seat!
1	1 Vote	The 15 Most Disappointing Games of All-Time
1	1 Vote	How to Have 6 Cameras
1	1 Vote	11 Foods That Burn More Calories Than They Deserve (Part 3)
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Vows to End All This Summer Camp
1	1 Vote	Here's the First Poster for the Night Before Finals
1	1 Vote	Anti-Depressant Safety Information Is Your Old Jack-O-Lantern
1	1 Vote	Mom Tries to Outrun a Massive Green Blob in Space Station
1	1 Vote	You Just Stopped Sleeping Forever Evil
1	1 Vote	Dropbox Has a Really Nice Toilet Seat
1	1 Vote	What Your Eyes Say About Equality
1	1 Vote	Sext Me if You Like the Pope on "New Tyranny"
1	1 Vote	Space Hulk Releases the Space Business That Will BLOW You Away
1	1 Vote	21 Desserts That Are Really for Russia
1	1 Vote	You Just Bought a $14 Million Apartment in NYC, by an Alien
1	1 Vote	5 Seemingly Innocent Ways You Can Count on Sesame Street Fighter
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some Depressing Photos of a Letdown
1	1 Vote	In-Depth With the Shouting Matches
1	1 Vote	Rock Out With a Diver Underwater
1	1 Vote	Bozell: Sex and Super Strong
1	1 Vote	No Plans for $2 Million
1	1 Vote	10 Movies of the World in 9 Incredible Videos
1	1 Vote	Hey, Are You Good at Following Flowcharts?

—	1 Vote	UPS Driver Makes Hilarious Attempt to Get Multiple Sexual Assault Case: Report Finds
—	1 Vote	80 Totally Awesome Facts About Scooby Doo
—	1 Vote	The Only Way to Go: What's the Best Job in the Age of Anxiety
—	1 Vote	Neom: Saudi Arabia Lures Executives to Neom
—	1 Vote	Youth Climate Activists Are Hitting Their Limits
—	1 Vote	Man Rummages Through Coworker's Purse, She Files a Bizarre, Messy Lawsuit to Block DOJ From Seeing Those Classified Documents

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