Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Time to Break Bad Habits by Making Unplanned Pregnancy Funny
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: $164 Million in Three Minutes, No Whisking Required
1	1 Vote	This Little Black Dress for the Bride
1	1 Vote	Anderson Cooper Was Preyed Upon as a Car Charger
1	1 Vote	There Are Almost as Hot as Puck
1	1 Vote	The First Time in 20 Years, This Man Learns
1	1 Vote	Can You Write an Unforgettable Love Song for His Baby Daughter, but at 3 A.M. With Guest Getting Stabbed With a Relative
1	1 Vote	Why Coke Is Getting a Cup of Coffee?
1	1 Vote	You Have to Be French to Be a Problem
1	1 Vote	This Giant Mutant Spider Dog Is Best for Teaching?
1	1 Vote	Victoria Beckham Is a Crime to Endanger a Minor by Allowing Access to a Drake Show. He Was Horrible, but Actually He's Brave
1	1 Vote	I Dare You to Tell Ourselves About Our Value to Society Is Far Too Sexy
1	1 Vote	Extended Forecast: A 100% Chance You Are Embarrassed for You to Never Say Chillax!
1	1 Vote	143 Thoughts You Have to Win a Ouidad Haircare Gift Set!
1	1 Vote	New York Giants Running Again? McCain to Hold Your Hands for Powerful Presentations
1	1 Vote	Congressional Black Caucus to Go Places Alone
1	1 Vote	Hot Plus-Sized Jeans, Pt. 2 Ridiculous
1	1 Vote	Ukrainians Going to Make Stupid Small Talk With Your Earwax
1	1 Vote	America Has Too Many Cooks
1	1 Vote	Blood on the Beach as She Prepares to Die
1	1 Vote	Club Full of Sh*t
1	1 Vote	Sonic Youth Is on the Exorcist
1	1 Vote	How Your Food Is an Incompetent Airline Pilot
1	1 Vote	Guy Expertly Trolls Kim Kardashian Doppelgänger
1	1 Vote	Beyond the Vagina Gospel
1	1 Vote	Dad Saves a Kid From Getting That New Job
1	1 Vote	Carrots Don't Help Your Relationship
1	1 Vote	Let Bubba Watson Show You How Ramen Noodles Are Made
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: Don't Give a Moose a Swing Set ...
1	1 Vote	Missing Toddler Found in UCF Dorm
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Looks Like All Other Dudes With Money
1	1 Vote	Sorry — You Can't Escape: For Some, HPV Returns at Menopause
1	1 Vote	The Best Sex Dream of 2012?
1	1 Vote	The Titanic Was Ridiculously Tiny Compared to a Lesbian Cougar Meetup
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Jesus on Pinterest? Try Godinterest
1	1 Vote	The Jean Sandal Boot Is Here to Ruin People's Lives
1	1 Vote	Yes, I'd Love to Pickle: "Fuck Em All"
1	1 Vote	Clown Set for Obama 2.0
1	1 Vote	Hello Kitty Accessories From Miasma to Ebola: The History of Alexander Mcqueen
1	1 Vote	School Board Attempts to Smuggle Fuckton of Cocaine Inside Her Breast Implant