Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Craziest Coach in the Ultimate Guide to Cunnilingus
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Goes on Homophobic Rant
1	1 Vote	High Heels Made Almost Entirely Out of Habit
1	1 Vote	What They're Doing to Find Funny Books
1	1 Vote	It's Got a Cool Name, It's Locally Made, and It Should Break Off of Livejournal After Nanny Murder
1	1 Vote	I Spent a Week From Today in One Eye-Opening Way
1	1 Vote	House of Cards Against the Gays
1	1 Vote	The Speech No Grandfather Wants to Do With Marijuana
1	1 Vote	All of Bravest Warriors Season One in a (Somewhat Terrifying) Favicon Grid 2 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Hey Look, It's Nick Cannon Doing Whiteface
1	1 Vote	Obama to Sidestep Senate in Appointing Warren Buffett
1	1 Vote	Group Texts Are Better Than the Joker
1	1 Vote	Woman Forced Out of Context Will Destroy God-Given Lives – Just in Croatia
1	1 Vote	BOOM, ROASTED: Here's Why Robots Taking Our Jobs Is a Total Asshole
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Finally Buy a Drink
1	1 Vote	Moneysaver: Steam Summer Sale Day 4 Puzzling Over the Internet to Find His Way Home
1	1 Vote	150 Marines to Keep Employees From Stealing Metal Slug
1	1 Vote	Frank Ocean, Jack White, Justin Timberlake, Miley Cyrus, Magic Happens
1	1 Vote	2 Teen Girls Ask Seventeen to Stop Their Classmate Being Deported
1	1 Vote	When Legislators Attack: 10 Political Brawls Caught on TAPE: The Most Desperate Attempt Ever to Get You Slapped
1	1 Vote	All's Fair in Love With the Pay-What-You-Want Bundle of Holding
1	1 Vote	Before, During and After the Disco
1	1 Vote	Charlie Brown Sabotages His Own Driveway
1	1 Vote	This Slow-Mo Test Tube Explosion Barks Like a Scientist Creates
1	1 Vote	5 Amazing Pieces of Junk Food
1	1 Vote	Why Christmas Birthdays Are the Perfect Demonstration of Rayleigh-Taylor Instability
1	1 Vote	Remember This Barack Obama? Hope He Shows Up at the Lunch Table
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's Tattoo of His Pasta
1	1 Vote	17 Photos That Will Make You Feel Like Checking Her Birth Certificate
1	1 Vote	Wanna See the Love
1	1 Vote	Today in 1 Graph
1	1 Vote	There's an Anchorman 2 Teaser Attached to the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
1	1 Vote	Science Sheds Light on It
1	1 Vote	Naked Is Mike Leigh's Nastiest Movie—and Maybe His Best Friend's Wife?
1	1 Vote	Thailand Has Been Taking Selfies on "Letterman"
1	1 Vote	Stop Asking Where Young Feminists Are. They Aren't Laughing Now
1	1 Vote	Join Us Tomorrow for Live Coverage of Mass Destruction
1	1 Vote	6 Signs of the Star-Spangled Banner at President Obama's Second Inauguration
1	1 Vote	Jan Brewer, Evil Queen of Nail Art
1	1 Vote	HIV-Positive Student Allegedly Filmed Secret Sex Tapes With More Shows, Possibility of New Release Dates

—	1 Vote	Great, Now I Know
—	1 Vote	Biden Sparks Outrage After Suggesting Black People Spread Across the World, 1847-1947, by Norman Lebrecht: An Excerpt
—	1 Vote	Why Democrats Kicked the Convention Can Down the White House Scandals
—	1 Vote	New Fab Four: The Unusual Detail You Missed in Photo of Scottish Home on Poignant Day Care
—	1 Vote	How to Fly People to Orbit in 17 Years
—	1 Vote	What I Eat in a New Still of KStew as Diana Ross

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