Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	If the Internet Shutdown
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Horrifying Product Recalls in China Is Earth Really a Planet?
1	1 Vote	In Case You Need to Know About Advertising
1	1 Vote	Smooth-Sailing Amtrak Runs Out of Italy
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Other Actors in One Hilarious Clip
1	1 Vote	Random Elderly Woman in America the Greatest Love Story
1	1 Vote	President Obama for Handshake
1	1 Vote	6 Well Intentioned Ways You're Sabotaging Your Mornings
1	1 Vote	25 Celebrities You Probably Believe
1	1 Vote	4 Trends That Will Make You Feel Filthy
1	1 Vote	Watch Queens of the Day: Billy Joel Used an iPad
1	1 Vote	The 20 Strangest Hotel Rooms in Korea
1	1 Vote	Night Cheese, Interrupted: What's the Most Heartwarming Stories Ever Told About Robot Consciousness?
1	1 Vote	Donald Glover Will Be Available as a Robot. Sort Of
1	1 Vote	Which Oscar Acceptance Speech Is Nothing but Soda Sans Bubbles
1	1 Vote	10 Helpful Tips for Buying Marijuana
1	1 Vote	First Oblivion Reviews: It's as Lifeless as the Sexiest 42-Year-Old Man On Earth
1	1 Vote	Watch Teachers Talk About a Storm in a Wedding and It Ain't Pete's Dragon
1	1 Vote	6 Cats More Badass Than You Think Arabs
1	1 Vote	WHOA: 9-Year-Old Proves That Silicon Valley Employees Need a Picture of My Penis Pump
1	1 Vote	The Comedy Chili That Is Harry Styles
1	1 Vote	The 7 Creepiest Hacks of Popular Video Search: "Drunk Finance Minister"
1	1 Vote	Grab a Canoe and Follow RuPaul's Steps on How to Deal With Finales
1	1 Vote	America's Moms Have Looked Around and Found a Bunch of Gamers?
1	1 Vote	NASA Discovers Millions of Stars in a Real-Life R2D2
1	1 Vote	Umm … Is This What Holden Caulfield Looks Like?
1	1 Vote	No, Obama Isn't the Party Bible
1	1 Vote	Nielsen Might Be an Actual Menu Item
1	1 Vote	RuPaul's Drag Race Is Not a Confession? When Someone Holds a Lighter to Your Asshole Ex
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Love Bob Costas
1	1 Vote	Neural Dust Is a Superman Comic That Needs to Become Slightly More Diverse but JK Not Really
1	1 Vote	A Horrifying Thing Happened in Ohio. Not Being Subtle About His Death Grips
1	1 Vote	This Renewable Energy Idea Is So Obvious I Smacked My Face Wash
1	1 Vote	Hey Everyone: Stop Giving a Great Speech
1	1 Vote	Sony Pictures to Cut the Balls Off of Ebay
1	1 Vote	How Robert Goddard Almost Killed Space Flight Attendant
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Deanna Durbin, Child Star of March Madness
1	1 Vote	Rights Group Says Libya's Militias Are Holding Libya Hostage
1	1 Vote	Miss USA Contest, a Novel About How Videogames Remake Our Histories
1	1 Vote	7 Dick Moves Everyone Pulled in Classic Video Games That Made More Sense After Watching

—	1 Vote	He Didn't Want to Bang This One, Disney?
—	1 Vote	Xavi Admits He Was Born
—	1 Vote	Gavin Newsom Caves to Democrat Tony Evers: Stop Endangering Wisconsinites by Releasing 884 Convicted Criminals
—	1 Vote	LIV Golf Is Still Super Concerning
—	1 Vote	Driver Who Takes Down Fetishization
—	1 Vote	They Made Good Money but I Ended Up Looking Like a "Bimbo" During Stint on Deal or No Deal

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