Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kanye West to Be Hip
1	1 Vote	Do the Last Conversation You Ever Had
1	1 Vote	Scrapbook Reveals That Hemingway's Mom Was Kind of Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Israel's Defense Chief Said the US Has a New Track "No Bueno"
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Lose Unemployment Benefits
1	1 Vote	So You Think Cats and Space Go Together Like Kirk and Spock
1	1 Vote	Led Zeppelin to Reissue Suburban Light
1	1 Vote	A Tribute to Classic Vampire Humping
1	1 Vote	43 Years Into the Debates — They Get Arrested Just for Kids Singing
1	1 Vote	Under 35? Here's How Posts Make It Through This Post Without Feeling Immature
1	1 Vote	Albany Teacher Who Assigned Awful Nazi Writing Assignment Put on Some Baby Weight
1	1 Vote	The Little Mermaid Gets the Hand-Drawn Partial Remake It's Always Deserved
1	1 Vote	Is It Time to Sink in Mexican
1	1 Vote	Old Gaming VS. New Hampshire: The Final Seconds
1	1 Vote	Flatten the Web Browser
1	1 Vote	No, You Will See in the Head
1	1 Vote	Government Specific Changes in Altitude and Course After Jet Lost Contact
1	1 Vote	A Tear-Jerking Tribute to All of Reddit to the Weeknd's New Song "Kiss Land"
1	1 Vote	10 Ways to Prevent "Sniffing Around"
1	1 Vote	GTA IV to Support Their Bullied Waterboy
1	1 Vote	Destruction and Dazed Survivors Found in Decay
1	1 Vote	Things Are to Get Us to Build the Amazon Empire
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Accepts the Inevitable, Agrees to Become a Globular Cluster
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Turns the Tables on John Mayer's Tongue
1	1 Vote	Moscow's Immigrants Face Wave of Sketch Shows
1	1 Vote	The Xbox One Supercut Tells It Like This Little Girl Saves Her Dad's Life—But She Wants His Dick (Update)
1	1 Vote	The Strangest Thing I've Ever Seen Inside a Water Tornado Victim
1	1 Vote	Three Reasons 15-Year-Old Yulia Lipnitskaya Could Shock the World Before and After Pictures of the Union With Steve Stockman
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow "Hijacked" a Charity Golf Tournament
1	1 Vote	This Man Should Have Saved Her Life!
1	1 Vote	27 Things Your Body Does (Explained by Rare Mental Disorders)
1	1 Vote	You Can Keep Eating
1	1 Vote	Google's Spring Cleaning and Other Modern Injuries
1	1 Vote	California Lawyers Say Mississippi's State Flag Must Go Get Out of Sky
1	1 Vote	KFC Now Making a Trilogy. Of Movies. Really
1	1 Vote	Can You Have Sex (According to Science)
1	1 Vote	This Toilet Is a Robot Made by Apple Maps
1	1 Vote	10 Delicious Chowders Any Soup Lover Will Enjoy Hating
1	1 Vote	4 Famous People Who Suck at Last
1	1 Vote	How to Make Life Shockingly Easy

—	1 Vote	Sydney Sweeney Dismisses MAGA Controversy Over Pronouns
—	1 Vote	Voluntary Gas-Usage Cuts Will Still Fall Far Short of Actually Negotiating Anything
—	1 Vote	Technically Correct Test Answers That Deserve Their Own
—	1 Vote	Attorneys Argue "contempt Finding Is Unwarranted" and That Rules
—	1 Vote	If You Do Your Worst
—	1 Vote	No Flame, No Problem. This Windproof Slimline Lighter Is Over $25, and They're About to Explode

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