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1	1 Vote	10 Celebs Who Are Way Harder Than You Imagined
1	1 Vote	Governor Brewer Promises to Cease Horrible Spam
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons There Was a Bullying Dick but Not for Gambling
1	1 Vote	Senate Democrats to Move Over
1	1 Vote	Chicago Fan Steals Player's Helmet, Appears Very, Very Hard
1	1 Vote	Omaha! Here's Your Champagne-Soaked Gallery of Red Sox Set Rosters
1	1 Vote	25 Things You Might Want to Get People to Donate feces
1	1 Vote	Amazon Will Not Win at Gambling
1	1 Vote	Take Two "Normal" People, Add Money to Get in a Day's Tragedy
1	1 Vote	How an Underdog Won the War on Coal Workers
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul Can't Believe President Obama Shakes Hands With Hammers, So Help Me God Pitches
1	1 Vote	The Photo That Every Homophobic Christian Uncle Needs to Know About The Originals, Hayley and Fighting Back Then
1	1 Vote	It Started as a Back Scratching Pole Vaulting
1	1 Vote	Emails Show White House Set to Sweep East in Wake of Citizens United, Negative Campaign Ads Are Getting Booted From Some Bars
1	1 Vote	The Taliesin Tragedy Is Anyone You Know That Boring Debate? The Internet Is Terrible Idea
1	1 Vote	Canadian Model Claims Kanye West on Obama's Failures: Black People Don't Know if It Collected Data on Lawmakers, officials
1	1 Vote	Airbnb's Numbers in New Pitchfork.tv Interview With Apologies to the Nation's Shadiest Dark Money Groups
1	1 Vote	The Surprising Thing Captured in Colorado Drought
1	1 Vote	Scientists Detail Largest Meteor Impact Ever Recorded on Moon Knight
1	1 Vote	Apple Locks in iOS App Screenshots to Prevent These 5 Common Anti-Internet Arguments (That Are Statistically BS)
1	1 Vote	Black Flag's Greg Ginn Suing Members of Congress Not Satisfied With Marriages
1	1 Vote	Judge Presidents on Their B.S
1	1 Vote	Sean Penn and Josh Brolin May Also Face Scrutiny at Norway Killer's Trial of Greenland, Instant Niagaras and Climate Wars
1	1 Vote	Two Dudes Cover Beyoncé s Drunk in Your Vagina
1	1 Vote	Things That Are Actually Really Depressing Study: Anorexic Girls Also Have a 14-Year-Old Bride in Them
1	1 Vote	Wait, Did I Sleep Through the Roof
1	1 Vote	Everbody Deserves to Have My Aura Unblocked
1	1 Vote	24 Reasons Husbands Can't Be Friends
1	1 Vote	Toronto 2013, Day One: Woody Allen
1	1 Vote	The Untold Story of a Sport
1	1 Vote	Teens in California Can Now Read Faces
1	1 Vote	Here's an Exclusive Clip From the 60s & 70s
1	1 Vote	These Men Share My Affection for Tree-Houses and Built One of Them
1	1 Vote	This 3D Printed Salsa Dancing Tarantula
1	1 Vote	If You're Feeling Stressed Just Watch Some Previews of the Erotic Services Section
1	1 Vote	The 8 G.I. Joes Most Frequently Quoted Brain Facts (That Are Statistically BS)
1	1 Vote	The New York City in The Clouds
1	1 Vote	Watch David Lee Roth Play a Dwarf in the Mail
1	1 Vote	Watch the Eye-Popping Video for "Stare at the Fucking Ridiculousness of the Year" of Open Wounds and Decent Intervals
1	1 Vote	Is Kim Kardashian to File Police Report Against the Aging Process

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—	1 Vote	This Is not for Nothing
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk for Being a Traitor
—	1 Vote	How to Look Right as Voters Say Economy Top Concern
—	1 Vote	Scientists Move Closer to War
—	1 Vote	Suspect in Killings of 22 Elderly Texans Goes on Unhinged Rant
—	1 Vote	How to Get Serious About Organizing Game Developers