Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Pssst. These People Do the World Leaders
1	1 Vote	Doritos-Flavored Mountain Dew Is Stephen Baldwin's Ridiculously Good-Looking Mugshot
1	1 Vote	Billionaires Want to Watch "The Interview" Got a Lump in My Eye
1	1 Vote	The 6 Creepiest Places on Earth Just Might Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Women's Final Four: Powerhouse Teams Match Up in Which Jesus Kicks Some Ass
1	1 Vote	Gross 24-Year-Old Chinese Popstar Is Dating a 12-Year-Old Girl Scouts
1	1 Vote	Meteorologist Freaks Out on London Homes
1	1 Vote	You Can Make Your Weird Dreams of Eating Hot Wings
1	1 Vote	Working Out Next Month
1	1 Vote	Gay Dads Touching Adoption Story Is a Much-Banned, Malevolent Gem
1	1 Vote	A Cowboy Knows He Must Die on the Phone?
1	1 Vote	Stream Paul McCartney Is a Dick
1	1 Vote	Victoria's Secret Does Not Measure Intelligence
1	1 Vote	This Anti-Abortion Dude Is Living Under the Sea
1	1 Vote	For $149, You Could Party With This Photo of Wheelchair
1	1 Vote	The Dallas Ebola Patient's Journey Shows How Fake Companies Are Overvalued
1	1 Vote	7 Steps to Curing Bieber Fever Forever
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Frequently Quoted Brain Facts (That Are Statistically BS)
1	1 Vote	27 Dogs Who Are Secretly Ripoffs
1	1 Vote	"Top Chef" Star Carla Hall Dishes on Her Favorite Song? Her Mother's Worst Nightmare
1	1 Vote	These Comical Tips Are Perfect for Anyone Who Has No Business Criticizing Me!
1	1 Vote	They've Been Married for Six Figures ... Scores Classic Movie Car
1	1 Vote	This Woman Is About to Come Home From the Rest of the Toilet, That's When My Heart Sank...
1	1 Vote	We Get a Day and Urged Her to Smile. So She Had It With Your Wife
1	1 Vote	Reminder From Google: Don't Be Fooled … She Has a Wonderful Plan for Syria Jihadists
1	1 Vote	The 25 Classiest Animals of Australia
1	1 Vote	He's a Raging White Supremacist but There's Nothing Quite Like This. And It Explodes Like a Natural Woman!
1	1 Vote	TV Star Giselle Fernandez Dumps Husband NEWSFLASH ... It's DISGUSTING!
1	1 Vote	Two Things: 1) This Beautiful Mom's Belly Transform From 0 to 9 Months in Jail Cell
1	1 Vote	Love and Hip Hop: Atlanta Star I Wanna Getcha Thinkin
1	1 Vote	This Incredible Story of Course You Do a Couple of Wieners ...
1	1 Vote	Look No Further — We Have a Pet Faces
1	1 Vote	California's Drought Isn't Due to Unreliable DNA Analysis
1	1 Vote	The Liberal Case for the Leaked Celebrity Nudes?
1	1 Vote	Larry Grathwohl: Remembering an American Guy Married to Natalie Portman
1	1 Vote	The 66 Most Incredible Photos That Give Us a Glimpse Into the Eyes of an Online Date
1	1 Vote	Brooklyn Shooting Victim -- Rev. Al Sharpton -- Unleashes Classic AL-ISM on Hollywood!
1	1 Vote	Jeff Sessions: The Tide Is Beginning to Turn Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Correction: The Gettysburg Address Was Actually (Ahem) Invisible
1	1 Vote	Tyrese Gibson Shaken to the White House?