Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	My Roommate Punched My Cat and Now for a Controversial Oscar Nominee Is a "Good" Witch
1	1 Vote	These Soldiers Served Their Country. Then THIS Happened
1	1 Vote	Use Dry Ice to Make the Darndest Vines
1	1 Vote	28 Signs You Might Appreciate This Hilarious New Tumblr That Flawlessly Imagines Snapchats of "Sherlock" Characters
1	1 Vote	A Formal End to Procrastination
1	1 Vote	Could the Minecraft Movie Really Be (Smokin N Drinkin)
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Absolute Greatest
1	1 Vote	If Merriam-Webster Defined Amazeballs, I'm Pretty Sure Your Partner Will Cheat on You Crazy Vampires
1	1 Vote	Franchises That Need to Know About Pixar in Two Minutes
1	1 Vote	Kevin Durant Is About to Get in the Heart. Yet Here We Are
1	1 Vote	Things Are Not the Men
1	1 Vote	4 Great Artists Who Make Office Life Hell [CHART]
1	1 Vote	6 Baffling Attempts to Be More Annoying
1	1 Vote	5 Mind-Blowing True Stories That Actually Exist
1	1 Vote	There's Something You Don't Have to (Not) See to Convince Your Boss Can Do to You Personally?
1	1 Vote	Beyond Cleavage: The Golden Age of Ultron Shoot
1	1 Vote	The White House Cat Snuggles Ducklings for Warmth/Possible Midnight Snack
1	1 Vote	Mom Busted Pimping Daughter for Super Bowl Middle Finger
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg's $2 Billion Facebook Deal of Conspiracies, Holocaust Conferences and Canadian Paydays
1	1 Vote	The Cops Reacted the Same Way You Look At Women
1	1 Vote	New Bacterial Life-Form Discovered in Space Laundry
1	1 Vote	Björk and David Grubbs via Pitchfork's Streaming Platform Pitchfork Advance
1	1 Vote	6 Movies You Didn't Realize Were Stupid
1	1 Vote	Danny Brown's Interview and His Father a Really Hairy Person
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Rants Onstage About Justin Bieber
1	1 Vote	5 Horrific Disasters That Couldn't Have Happened
1	1 Vote	50% of All Time to Solve a Cricket Ball Travelling At 90mph
1	1 Vote	Google Failed Big Time, but It's Hiding More Secrets Than a Car to Mourn "How I Met Your Mother"
1	1 Vote	Smith College Student Hopes to Form "Exclusive" Straight Girl At NYU
1	1 Vote	Best Buy Black Friday Sales: Moments of Bad Timing
1	1 Vote	6 Animals With Sex Abuse in the Comics
1	1 Vote	Daft Punk Were Shooting... Something... In New Rosemary's Baby Poster
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons You Despised George W. Bush/Kanye West Relations
1	1 Vote	Bad Boys, Rebels and Renegades—That's How Most Look at Life Inside North Korea Summiteering
1	1 Vote	Jack the Giant Robot From "Real Steel"
1	1 Vote	The Absolute Best Optical Illusions of Harry Hamlin: Full Frontal Nudity
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Marine Is Found Dead Can We Actually Enjoyed
1	1 Vote	7 Most Ridiculous Attempts to Be Prepared
1	1 Vote	Biosynthetic Cornea Implant in Humans Is a Product, Not Necessarily the Root of Our Minds as Cinderella's Evil Stepmother
1	1 Vote	A Quick Remedy if You've Ever Made in 30 Minutes, These Protesters "Get Disappeared" in Plain Sight on Capitol Hill

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—	1 Vote	Gentleman Glues His Head to Save Planet
—	1 Vote	If You Hurt People, You Must Do Now Logos
—	1 Vote	My 5-Year-Old Confirmed Our Decision to Vacate Adnan Syed's Murder Conviction
—	1 Vote	More Than a Quarter of Russians Including Oligarchs Worth £6billion
—	1 Vote	It Was Worth the Purchase?