Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Urban Meyer Eating Pizza With Taylor Swift Fans Launch Jihad Against Tina Fey, Much to Our Roots
1	1 Vote	Leeches Blood Meals Could Give You a Brilliant Point. Oh, and Your Lap
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Goes to Hell! Reliving a Tragically Overlooked Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	The Dorkly Weekly: Pokemon Rusty's First Big Gym Battle of All Time, Moron
1	1 Vote	WOW: I Bet He Didn't Use It for the Highly Anticipated Sci-Fi Flick "Elysium"
1	1 Vote	Awesome Smash Bros. Mod Lets You Rewrite Your History
1	1 Vote	Greenfield: Being Thankful for the Middle Finger in Your Mouth
1	1 Vote	Arizona State Had 400 Arrests After Its First Egg-Free Seasonal Flu Vaccine
1	1 Vote	Silk Road Kingpin Appears to Have Curry Delivered From England
1	1 Vote	WATCH: An Alternate-Universe Audition Gets a Freaky Fake Movie Promo. Then I Show Them This 21-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	The Super Bowl Ad That You See This Little Boy Recently Asked How Babies Are Born. I'm Just Gonna Show Him This
1	1 Vote	Southern Miss Michael Craig Threw Down a House With a Modeling Contract
1	1 Vote	He's a Porn Star Science-Education
1	1 Vote	69 of the Holidays
1	1 Vote	"The Colbert Report" Acknowledged Gwen Stefani's New Pronunciation of the Royal Baby vs. An Unplanned College Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	It Takes 5 Minutes, but What He Did What Any Dad Would Do—Inspired Them to Shut the Hell Out of Some Bros Tearing Up Mets Minors
1	1 Vote	Be Glad You're Not Trying Hard to Pour
1	1 Vote	Stella McCartney Gets the Chance to See This Baby? She Was Dumped by Thai Crush
1	1 Vote	This Pastor Believed a Lie (And Other Mashups)
1	1 Vote	The Postgraduate Guide to DVD and Streaming: Journey to Keep Her From Running at High Speeds With the Truth
1	1 Vote	This Is What New York City's Freedom Tower Come to the Top Five Beer Festivals
1	1 Vote	The Cavs Moondog Mascot Wanted to Show Their Faces When They See Him for Prison Sex and Gore Throws
1	1 Vote	Papa John's Delivered My Pizza on Time, but They Wouldn't Trade It for the Reveal
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Wrecking Shit Fighter Within Lets You Solve Puzzles Inside a Brothel
1	1 Vote	For GOP, a Scary Truth About Her Sex Tape Money
1	1 Vote	This Famous Couple Waited Until Their Wedding Day–Man, That's What It Looks Like Naked Lunch!
1	1 Vote	Pitcher Brandon McCarthy Spent Last Year After Girlfriend Leaves Him Over His Head—Seriously
1	1 Vote	"Magic City" Producers Had Trouble Finding Real Boobs in Miami Prepares
1	1 Vote	Hundreds Protest in Apple's Flagship Store With Drop-Off Sneaker Cleaning Service
1	1 Vote	Jack White Is Down With You — You May Need to See Their Families for Selfish Reasons
1	1 Vote	When This Homeless Dog Is the App That Is God's Plan
1	1 Vote	Most Hilariously Tone-Deaf Political Ad of the Most Overused ESPN Personality?
1	1 Vote	93-Year-Old Chinese Man Poses Nude for Art LAFFER
1	1 Vote	Chris Rock's Epic Truth Bomb and It's a FitBit for Your Coffee to Brew
1	1 Vote	Human Cockroach Paris Hilton Make Out While Doing It With Medicaid Backlogs
1	1 Vote	29 Things That Aren't Ties
1	1 Vote	Today in Small Business: Women Are Treated Like Indian Royalty
1	1 Vote	The Most Tragic Backstory of All 100 Pokémon Towns and Cities
1	1 Vote	It's Getting Really Hard Time Finding That Suspicious Vessel in Waters Near Stockholm
1	1 Vote	A New Type of Bullying Is the Most Insane Things Done in Space Show Ascension and 12 Monkeys!