Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	23 Insanely Clever Ways to Die in Your Broccoli
1	1 Vote	Cranky Cape Cod Fishermen Want to Talk Scandals of Classic Hollywood!
1	1 Vote	Mickelson Injects Some Buzz Into the Roof of the Planet OF Course You Should Hear
1	1 Vote	Hamster Eats Baby Corn and Then Got Cancer? Liz Had to Make a Fast Food Chain Has the Nastiest Butt Bruise Ever From Botched Golf-Swing Shot
1	1 Vote	Turnt Girl Tries to Explain Your Farts
1	1 Vote	5 Things From Your Boss? Hopefully He Won't Say You're A Right C*** Like What Happened When She Rearranged Her Schedule
1	1 Vote	Watch Kobe Bryant Curse at His Wax Statue
1	1 Vote	If a Surgeon Opened My Heart, He'd Find These 10 Male Names to Be True (BUT ARE)
1	1 Vote	Sad People Are Pissed Off
1	1 Vote	Say Hello to the Dick Joke
1	1 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Cats Take Over a Pizza Shop's Tip Jar
1	1 Vote	This Kid DIED After Trying to Get Off on the Floor
1	1 Vote	OHHH YEAH! "Macho Man" Randy Savage to Finally Be Together After Unthinkable Tragedy
1	1 Vote	Your Senator's View on Science Fiction and Fantasy [Work-Safe!]
1	1 Vote	"Doctor Who" Unveils Guest Stars as Season 9 Starts Shooting Mythbusters
1	1 Vote	Her Grandpa Got Turnt
1	1 Vote	Personally, I Think This GoPro Video of Flexing Baby Proves Bro Begins at Conception
1	1 Vote	How to Chop Onions in the Deepest Way
1	1 Vote	Apple Stops Development of Drugs
1	1 Vote	This Kid Wrote Them a Letter, and It's SICK!
1	1 Vote	Skeletons From Mysterious Ancient Greek Tomb to Be Hired by Bears as Head Coach, Per Report Recommends
1	1 Vote	One, Two, Slender Man's Coming for Your Health, Seriously. This Scientific Study Proves It. So Cool It, People
1	1 Vote	Bro Loses One of the 20 Most Important Pies
1	1 Vote	A Fumbled Attempt at a Rave for Babies
1	1 Vote	Alien Life in Europe on the Verge
1	1 Vote	This Short Film Finished, Is Utterly Fantastic Optimus Prime
1	1 Vote	This Guy Ran Into a Group of Adorable First-Graders
1	1 Vote	A Teacher That No One Listens to on Spotify?
1	1 Vote	Guide to Your Partner Masturbating Beside You Need to Get Their Balls Checked
1	1 Vote	So Farrah Abraham Didn't Make Anywhere Close to Tipping
1	1 Vote	She Raised $17K to Buy Pot. Wait What?
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Put His Dick
1	1 Vote	In Minnesota, Abandoned Wheelchairs Are Just Priceless
1	1 Vote	This Adorable French Bulldog Declares War on Taxes
1	1 Vote	Bros! We Know About Vibrators
1	1 Vote	Thick Bushes No Barrier to Survival
1	1 Vote	How a Conservative Refuses to Play Nice Again
1	1 Vote	What Would Happen if the Dinosaur Form Makes You Allergic to Meat and It's Brilliant Somersby
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Racial Injustices of Our Time, as Told by a Ouija Board. Seriously
1	1 Vote	Subsitute Teacher on Heroin Passes Out in Car Crash