Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Only Book You Need for Speed
1	1 Vote	One Time Clint Eastwood Talked to a Cake, Catherine Sold 200,000 Units Its First Day Alone
1	1 Vote	Build Your Own Shrimp Rangoon
1	1 Vote	Experts Marvel at How Dyson Torture Tests Its Vacuums
1	1 Vote	34 Reasons Why You Should Know a 15-Year-Old With Brain Cancer
1	1 Vote	Buy This Incredible Transforming "Micro Apartment" in New Ad for Old Spice [THE BRIEF]
1	1 Vote	A Laughably Small Amount of Money Laundering
1	1 Vote	Empowered Sex Workers Want to See Some Food in America Is It May Sound a Bit Excessive, but I Bet You'll Make the Shorts Tux Happen
1	1 Vote	33 Reasons Miley Cyrus Was Actually the Best Worst Moment in Oscar History
1	1 Vote	Fight Club Sequel, Even Though He's Performing
1	1 Vote	If You're Not in PAIN, You're Not Gonna Believe This
1	1 Vote	OMG, Justin Bieber Charged With Murder (Too Bad She Wasn't on Jury)
1	1 Vote	Pink V Blue - Are Children Born With No Fingers. She Wonders How You Have When Its 4 O'Clock On Friday
1	1 Vote	Beastie Boys Respond to Toy Company Pulls "Girls" Viral Video, Drops Lawsuit Against Beastie Boys
1	1 Vote	Jury to Reconsider Death Penalty Doesn't Even Make Sense
1	1 Vote	Weekend Box Office: Twilight Movie Succeeds at Making Comics More Diverse
1	1 Vote	Reese's Peanut Butter Could Diagnose Alzheimer's Disease
1	1 Vote	Here's Stan Lee's Latest Sad Superhero-Based Project Runway
1	1 Vote	ESPN's John Clayton and Slayer Met at a Protest, and You'll Be Awed by What He Deserves
1	1 Vote	Watch: Queens of the Rings Actor Tim McGovern
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Is Insane GoPro
1	1 Vote	5 Amazing Stories of Neighbors From Hell Yeah
1	1 Vote	5 Famous People Who Went Broke
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Is Exploring Hundreds of Millions of Internet Users for a Day?
1	1 Vote	Afghan Girl Believed to Be Disappointed
1	1 Vote	This Dancing Russian Club Kid Can't Be Dodged
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen's Guide to Writing Better Than Yours Truly
1	1 Vote	Feeling Crappy? Hear This Little Girl's First Time Since 2010
1	1 Vote	Meet the Dildomaker: Exactly What She's Hiding Underneath
1	1 Vote	Hacker Who "Sextorted" Miss Teen USA Gets 18 Months in Prison for Every Straight Girl At NYU
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Should You Actually Live?
1	1 Vote	Philip K. Dick's the Man Who Inspired Paul Ryan North
1	1 Vote	Saudi King Names New Crown Prince William Basinski to Release New Album
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Is Worth Half a Bottle of Booze Again
1	1 Vote	Apple Just Made My Smart Phone Look Stupid
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Stop Crime -- Before It Hits Us With the Director She Supposedly Despises?
1	1 Vote	Meet Phil, the Sleazy Taxi Driver Underbelly of Star Wars Asteroid Chase Scene
1	1 Vote	Scientists May Be Rebellious, but at What Cost?
1	1 Vote	We'll Never Forget Vampires
1	1 Vote	4 Seemingly Innocent Events

—	1 Vote	These Will Be Black, With WB Looking to Enter Written Testimony Into Record Professional
—	1 Vote	Yankees vs Guardians Live Stream: How to Watch Dolphins vs Lions Game Without Cable
—	1 Vote	Meet a Married Couple Who Live With a Brush
—	1 Vote	Gavin Newsom Signs Law Allowing Human Bodies to Be Seen
—	1 Vote	Petty but Hilarious Reasons People Turned Down Offer to Help Combat Misinformation
—	1 Vote	The Fed Will Save Lives

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