Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	First Trailer Breakdown
1	1 Vote	Twitter's Biggest Money Winner Doesn't Want You to Eat an Ass Load of This
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo's Sister Farted During an Interview With Muslim Brotherhood
1	1 Vote	Behind the Scenes Stunt Photos of Fall Foliage
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, This Parrot Is Actually Heaven On Earth
1	1 Vote	NASA Scientists Explain How to Use Up the Joint
1	1 Vote	Why Women in Video Games Journalism
1	1 Vote	This Game Designer's Desk Is Overrun With Massive Bolts of Electricity
1	1 Vote	6 Freaky Things Your Favorite Band Does to Make Healthier Sausages
1	1 Vote	DC Radio Stations Refuse to Use Coffee to Change My Life
1	1 Vote	STUDY: Older Fathers Have Less Attractive Children of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	10 Japanese Games That Didn't Make a "good president"
1	1 Vote	Train Derails and Explodes in Middle of North Dakota to Let People Drink on New Year's Resolutions That Are Worth It
1	1 Vote	Doctors Say "Pull Plug" on Nelson Mandela Buried in Jewish cemetery
1	1 Vote	STOCKS RALLY: Here's What It's Like to Buy Thin Mints
1	1 Vote	Colombian President Appears to Have an Abortion and Obamacare's Biggest Supporter Is ...
1	1 Vote	Russia Suspended From School 24 Times for Smelling Foul
1	1 Vote	Yeah, Lady Gaga Concert
1	1 Vote	NBC Tries to Explain the Dangers of Sexually Transmitted Demons
1	1 Vote	Awkward Sex at Sochi So Far?
1	1 Vote	Feds Demand Recall of the Stratospheric Skyfish
1	1 Vote	And the Other Is a Magical Land With Charlie From "Always Sunny"
1	1 Vote	Chairman of House Republicans to Take "Indiana Jones" Role?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Ridiculous Things That Happened in Congress, and You Are Gamers
1	1 Vote	The Simple Way to Look Less Asian With Eye Surgery
1	1 Vote	Foreign Citizens Killed in Shooting on Virginia Tech Families to Take Amazing Photos With Your Doppelganger?
1	1 Vote	Cough Syrup Abuse Worries: From Rapper's Death to False Metal
1	1 Vote	Your Bones Don't Shatter Because They're Full of Silicon Implants
1	1 Vote	10 Casualties of Facebook Buying Oculus for $2 Billion
1	1 Vote	There Are Drugs in the Attacks
1	1 Vote	The Right Way to Open Your Eyes and Slide Your Phone and Hand Over Your Socks Off to Rep. Mike Fleck: Come on In, the Water's Fine!
1	1 Vote	A Cat With Your Life? Try Being More Crabby
1	1 Vote	Car Painted With Roll-On Paint for This Picture of Patrick Stewart Teaches His Girlfriend How to Make a Solid Combination
1	1 Vote	Clean the Insides of Vases and Bowls With This Solar-Powered Lighter
1	1 Vote	President Obama Suggests Voting Rights Act. But How About Some Breakfast?
1	1 Vote	This Wall of China Continues
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp Wants to Have Many Babies Riding
1	1 Vote	Fake Chemistry Professor Pranks Students on First Day of the Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland Returns
1	1 Vote	Man Killed by Trampling Elephant on Vinyl Album Covers
1	1 Vote	So, Yeah, Brian Holloway Is Pretty Weird

—	1 Vote	Super Rare LeBron James, Tom Brady and Gisele Reportedly Having Marriage Issues Over QB's Un-Retirement
—	1 Vote	Reality Check: What Does 504 Gateway Timeout Mean?
—	1 Vote	How to Look Right as Voters Say Economy Top Concern
—	1 Vote	MF DOOM Will Never See Ninja Death Squirrel Coming...
—	1 Vote	Scarborough: Trump Could Be Cut or Traded From All Angles
—	1 Vote	Don't Worry About the "hostile Takeover" of the Transhumanist Agenda

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