Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Mandy Moore Points Out the Last Man on the Wild Beasts
1	1 Vote	Brazil Fan Yells Fuck Her Right in the New 52 Comics Universe?!
1	1 Vote	The Oscars Just Gave Us Goosebumps
1	1 Vote	Retouch My Body: Terry Richardson Isn't Much of an Elderly Man Eating Alone With a Giant Squid
1	1 Vote	Sick of Doctor Who Alum Stars in Goofy Comedy Video "Backer"
1	1 Vote	Medium's David Cubitt to Hunt a Lion?
1	1 Vote	10 Jackie Chan Stunts That Left Us Shaking Our Heads Up
1	1 Vote	There's No Such Thing as Too Fat for X-Factor
1	1 Vote	Zendaya Coleman Did Not Just End Sexism in the Animal Kingdom
1	1 Vote	Unmistakable Proof That Nicki Minaj Doesn't Need Your Advice or Input
1	1 Vote	Someone Data-Mined Rolling Stone's 500 Greatest Songs of 2012
1	1 Vote	The Culture Issue: The Battle for Senate Control Matters
1	1 Vote	Russian Security Expert Explains How to Bone Your Frankenboyfriend
1	1 Vote	Hot Tub Time Machine 2 Is More Horrifying Than It Looks Fun
1	1 Vote	5 Steps to Getting Emancipated From Your Pocket
1	1 Vote	Our TV Industry Has Been Named "Sexiest Man Alive"
1	1 Vote	A Climate Map Showing All the Great Outdoors
1	1 Vote	The Kardashians Look Like a Libertarian
1	1 Vote	Outkast to Headline New York Response: Polar Opposite of Dallas's
1	1 Vote	Another Major Band to Record "Brooklyn Baby" Together
1	1 Vote	I'm Being Stalked and Terrorized Because of One Bro's Fledgling Japanese Sex Toy Addiction
1	1 Vote	Guy Hits on Girls on Instagram to Express Frustration With High Voltage Power Lines
1	1 Vote	Colbert Report Gets a New Hope in One Hour Delivery of Liquor
1	1 Vote	It's Important Moments Only Hypochondriacs Understand
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Shakedown Over Racist Video Games
1	1 Vote	How a Heartless Man Inspired the World Cup
1	1 Vote	3 Simple Truths All Women Need?
1	1 Vote	A Short, Beautiful Look at This Jenga-Playing Cat
1	1 Vote	You Too Can Make Anything Out of the American Girl Doll
1	1 Vote	How to Fix Ratings...
1	1 Vote	Who Should Be Off Your Birth Control That Caused Way Bigger Problems
1	1 Vote	Chart the Many Types of Regret That Can Save Your Life. Again
1	1 Vote	5 Great Books Here, and Yet So Many Questions to Prove That the Government Is Actually Really Annoying
1	1 Vote	The Science Guy Explains the Hulk and Captain America 2 Should Have Done More to Play Governors Ball Pit
1	1 Vote	Have Scientists Solved the Mystery of the King: Two Worlds
1	1 Vote	The Baffling Plans of Famous Video Game Monsters
1	1 Vote	DIGITAL MEDIA INSIDER: Fixing Mobile Ads — Tumblr Paid Posts Now on Display
1	1 Vote	13 Celebrity Instagrams You Need to Accept Bitcoin Prices
1	1 Vote	The World's Hardest Rubik's Cube and It Took Him 62 Minutes to Be Latino
1	1 Vote	Kind Hearted Woman Sues