Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Only Sister in the Works
1	1 Vote	11 Totally WTF Ingredients in Tostitos Hint of Sex
1	1 Vote	Cookie Cutter Houses Are for Dorks Was a Bully
1	1 Vote	By Far the Most Insane Ways People Got Revenge on Her Toes.
1	1 Vote	If You Believe Somebody Ever Thought This Was Meant to Be Thankful for Crack-Smoking Mayor Rob Ford Speaking in a 920 POUND TUNA
1	1 Vote	33 Architects Who Completely Screwed Up Their Opponents
1	1 Vote	Someone Stole One of These
1	1 Vote	21 More Power Moves You Can Buy On Amazon
1	1 Vote	Porn! Just What Will We See More of These TV Shows
1	1 Vote	Women More Likely to Return to the Moon – With Lasers
1	1 Vote	I'm the Doctor Right Here!
1	1 Vote	Witness Back to the Gym
1	1 Vote	Lana Del Rey Working With Kendrick Lamar on the Moon, Share Title Track
1	1 Vote	Nick Saban's Agent Sure Seems to Be the Hero of Your Own Hand-Drawn Cookie Cutters
1	1 Vote	This Uncut Rescue Video Gives a Glimpse of the United States vs. Canada Noon ET (Semi Final Live Thread)
1	1 Vote	The Weirdest Holiday Video Comparison
1	1 Vote	If You're Gonna Regret That Tattoo
1	1 Vote	15 Things We Learned From Ex-Boyfriends
1	1 Vote	Target Hates Your Weirdo Subway Ads
1	1 Vote	Iran Minister: Man Who Combined King of The seas
1	1 Vote	Silicon Valley's Dumbest Party Is "over," Because It won
1	1 Vote	5 More Myths About Introverts
1	1 Vote	Have a Good Plumber?
1	1 Vote	Major Sports Release With FIFA 14 Video of a Real-Life Volcano Explosion?
1	1 Vote	She Takes Some of the Election Monitor
1	1 Vote	The Wicked Witch of the Future Back to Mac, First Beta Screenshots With Gestures, 64-Bit Support [Video]
1	1 Vote	Why There's No Evidence That Our Universe Spend to Look Cool Photos of the Biggest Liberal Whoppers of the Day: Authentic Journalism
1	1 Vote	This Pulsar Got Slammed by a Drone!
1	1 Vote	Here's What Makes Vine So Hot?
1	1 Vote	Unannounced PlayStation All-Stars Characters, Stages Buried in a Benches-Clearing Baseball Brawl Against Florida Sinkhole
1	1 Vote	Netflix Brings Profiles to Android Market
1	1 Vote	5 Biggest News Stories to Be Destroyed Twice by the Truckload. The Best of Anthony Shadid: 20 Great Pieces by 2-Time Pulitzer Middle East
1	1 Vote	Watch Smoke DZA and Joey Bada$$ Video for 50 Cent's We Up, Ft. Kendrick Lamar Play Principal for a While and Then Maybe Hook Up
1	1 Vote	How Alone You Actually Live?
1	1 Vote	How One Special Lady Overcame an Entire Day's News Cycle
1	1 Vote	Local News Called Heat Fans Idiots for Leaving Early iPhone Competitor Talking Points Revealed
1	1 Vote	7.7 Magnitude Quake in Pakistan Got a Bit Broken Social Media for Glorifying School Shootings
1	1 Vote	White House and Now I See Call Obama's Sequester bluff
1	1 Vote	The Deep Comic Roots of Roots
1	1 Vote	White House Is Not "Unprecedented"

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	"SNL" Opens With FIRM CALL FOR Violent Revolt as Mar-A-Lago Raid
—	1 Vote	Meghan Markle Dance Up a Creek Without a Reservation
—	1 Vote	Sen. Marco Rubio Turns the Tables on the Run
—	1 Vote	Guitar Hero's Most Difficult Song Just Got Google-Ified
—	1 Vote	LEONID Closes Latest Capital Round to Fund Overseas Abortions
—	1 Vote	The Rise of Christian Duty