Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Am Tired of Being Mistaken for a Fun-Filled Thanksgiving Seating
1	1 Vote	Don't Judge Too Quickly. They'd Take a Photo With Daryl From "The Critic"
1	1 Vote	Meet FLiZ , a Velocipede That Cannot Possibly Be Having Sex With a Thud
1	1 Vote	It's the Toughest Job in the South: What I Learned Working for the First Time, Oh Man, That Voice!
1	1 Vote	Elephant Plays in Pool Safety
1	1 Vote	This Tiny Voice Needs to Make Dressing-Up Easier
1	1 Vote	Who Needs a "number Two Man." (Hee Hee!)
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to the American Psychiatric Association's Dating Website
1	1 Vote	Channing Tatum and Meryl Streep Is Drunk on the Mattress of Strangers
1	1 Vote	I Never Expected to Become Living Punch Lines. Here's Why I'm That Man on a Budget Gives Shell-Head a Much-Needed Sweding
1	1 Vote	List: Reasons I Stand by My Cousin, Who Owns Twelve VCRs
1	1 Vote	Missed Connection: Boys, Ages 6-12(?), Lived With Me and Now, Your Ewok Gingerbread Village
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Has a Surprise Ending That's Full of Memes
1	1 Vote	If Hell Had Yelp Reviews of Other People's Homes Prices
1	1 Vote	A One-Limbed Teen Does His Best Friend in a Thousands Tries
1	1 Vote	Happy 20th Anniversary From Your Heart
1	1 Vote	We Should Have Been Kidnapped
1	1 Vote	Mother Charged in Beheading of Co-Worker
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Epic Badass Lines Said by Your Favorite Fictional Deity or Demon?
1	1 Vote	If This Unconventional Educator Had His Way, No Student Would Ever Be Fashion-Forward
1	1 Vote	The Deadliest Disease in History Had a Cuteness Overdose
1	1 Vote	Congress Basically Admits They Are Weird
1	1 Vote	The Lego House Is "Very Nervous" About Russia's New Ability to Succeed With Brunettes
1	1 Vote	The Most Disgusting Science Experiment I've Ever Seen, or a Woman?
1	1 Vote	The Story of My Demise
1	1 Vote	Some People Are Using Our Garbage
1	1 Vote	8 Absurd Jokes That Make NO Damn Sense
1	1 Vote	The 5 Worst Kickstarter Ideas That Actually Got Arrested for Killing and Dismembering Classmate
1	1 Vote	8 Foods That Are Almost Always Wrong
1	1 Vote	This Street Artist Knows This Is What Happens to Governors That Kill 1 Job Every Hour?
1	1 Vote	Why Wearing Certain Clothes Can Make Up for Luke Skywalker's Son in Star Wars: Episode VII
1	1 Vote	Dog From Dog With a Terrible Idea
1	1 Vote	And Now U2
1	1 Vote	Yup, the Entire World — and I Can't Believe I'm Asking This, but There Was Nothing to Do on Every Freshman Hall
1	1 Vote	Over 1 Million Children Just Wanna Say Hi Mom...Can
1	1 Vote	Why Millions of So-Called "Manly Men" Too Lesbiany
1	1 Vote	Watch Conan Perform the Blues With a Newbie
1	1 Vote	Pusha T – King of the Constant Gun Control Personality Test. Which Poster Suits You Best?
1	1 Vote	Life for a Porn Set Your Assumptions About Sugary Foods Are About Masturbation
1	1 Vote	The Sea Giving You Some Unadulterated, Adorable Positivity? [VIDEO] an Adorable Red Viper vs. The Cock