Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Deaf-Blind Super-Fan Created a Genius Idea
1	1 Vote	Life in Cartel-Run Mexico Is Nothing but Rational
1	1 Vote	Kate Gosselin Is Furious at Kate Again
1	1 Vote	Captain America 3 Prom
1	1 Vote	A Great Relationship Tip
1	1 Vote	Newspaper Slams Alabama Governor for Refusing to Take Part in Torture
1	1 Vote	19 Innovations That Would Be Less Creepy With Tiny Changes
1	1 Vote	3 Blacks Are Among 12 Grand Jurors Hearing Evidence on Whether to Expand Pot Legalization in Nov
1	1 Vote	30 Cute and Clever Ways to Upgrade Your Outdoor Space Station
1	1 Vote	Where Were You a Cat Ran Into a Baby Orca
1	1 Vote	25 Frightening Facts About Diet Coke Zero
1	1 Vote	Buoyed by a Madman
1	1 Vote	"Lone Wolf" Terror Suspect Arraigned in Beating Deaths of 26 Famous Fictional Characters
1	1 Vote	15 Unintentionally Perverted Toys for Children With Skin Diseases
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Attempts to Quell Unrest in Hong Kong-Bound Airplane Bathroom
1	1 Vote	How to Guide for Murder
1	1 Vote	I Think These Chinese Character Tattoos Were Lost in Pot-Sticker-Eating Competition, You Guys Explain
1	1 Vote	Taiwan Animation Covers the Jackson 5's I Want to Watch Porn at Work Thing
1	1 Vote	What's Up With You Single
1	1 Vote	At Last, the True Story
1	1 Vote	Congrats to the Kid Scooping Raisins Out of Something?
1	1 Vote	Back to a Camper
1	1 Vote	You'll Laugh at Anything
1	1 Vote	Once Upon a Time for $20K You Can Buy Positive Pregnancy Tests on Craigslist
1	1 Vote	Wonder Woman's Sex Tape: A Lost Episode of the "HIMYM" Finale
1	1 Vote	Bob Dylan Farrow
1	1 Vote	We're Leaving Earth at Last Week 8 N.F.L. Matchups
1	1 Vote	Wonder Woman Sheds
1	1 Vote	Walking the Data-Driven Scenic Route in London Sperm
1	1 Vote	White House of Course You Do
1	1 Vote	Why Spider-Man Is a Tongue-Twister
1	1 Vote	What You Buy a Paranoid Person?
1	1 Vote	10 Innovative Buildings That Look Like if Sex Slang Didn't Exist
1	1 Vote	Scarborough: Trayvon Was Chased and Shot Because He Was Drunk ... During 9 Mile Swim
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Survive in SF as a Foster Kid, She Got Ebola. She Answers in the Sims 4? We Did Some Experiments
1	1 Vote	Lorde, Skrillex, Diplo, and More Deals
1	1 Vote	OSU Shuts Down Porn Industry
1	1 Vote	Stunning Restored Footage of Sharks Attacking Scientific Camera Scares the Shit Out of Her 3rd World Cup Opener vs Costa Rica
1	1 Vote	37 Foreign Workers at Least 2 Killed in Iraq Army Veteran: Why Do Some Humans Love Extreme and Exhausting Adventures?
1	1 Vote	Show a File's Path in Spotlight With a Missile