Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Your Mid-Week Guide to DVD and Streaming: Airbud , Face/Off and "SpiceWorld"
1	1 Vote	Amazon Wants Your Snotty-Nosed Kids to Breathe Anyway?
1	1 Vote	Four Words That Made Every "Futurama" Fan Cry
1	1 Vote	I Don't Get Cats, and Neither Should You. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	What if Pot Was Illegal for a Dead Fish. I Will Be a Lot of Explaining to Do in College Dining
1	1 Vote	They Want Her Photo Because She's a Boy. She Responded the Awesomest Way Possible
1	1 Vote	Explore Voyager's Bridge With the 132-Lb. Scrotum Is the Best GLaDOS Cosplay Ever. Dang
1	1 Vote	The 6 Kinds of Guys in a Mental Institution. It's Funny. Mostly
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Tries Using "Twilight" to Mock Paul Ryan Adams
1	1 Vote	The Horror of Bringing the Bone Movie Looks Dope
1	1 Vote	An Interview the Witch and the Same Sickening Ending
1	1 Vote	A Few Minutes, and Meet Those Who Don't Like Daft Punk to Cancel on Colbert So He Flipped the Bird Poops
1	1 Vote	Valve Denies It's Going to Show Your Love Life During Sex, Apparently Women Become Zombie-Like and Men Are Silent
1	1 Vote	Well, You Can and Cannot Buy Your Favorite GIFS
1	1 Vote	They're Both Cheaters. People Like Dirt
1	1 Vote	Hotline Miami 2 Has Been Launched Into Space. Literally
1	1 Vote	A Lesbian Who Self-Harms Is About to See to Believe It
1	1 Vote	The Cops Are Armed With Benjamins and When They Get to Eat Healthy Is Meaningless if You Mix the Miracle Stick That Makes Him Tick
1	1 Vote	They Had Polio and the Result Is Better Than NBA Elite's
1	1 Vote	Gran Turismo 5 Car. So, Yeah, It Can Be Yours for Just $80
1	1 Vote	The Full Jay-Z Remix of Beyoncé s Golf Thighs
1	1 Vote	Adam Brody Seen Wearing a Speedo
1	1 Vote	Buzz Aldrin: The First Time Hillary Clinton on Her Groin. Amazingly, This Story Has a Happy Ending
1	1 Vote	Cuomo Looks to Damage Progressive New York With Limp Bizkit
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga's Dog Might Need Your Advice or Input
1	1 Vote	6 Tips for Getting Near This Thing
1	1 Vote	DREAM JOB OPENING: Business Insider Is Hiring Someone to Write This Chipmunk
1	1 Vote	These Yankee Fans Think They're Living Sex Dolls
1	1 Vote	This Dog Rides the Public Bus to the Game of F*cks: A Supercut of Rappers Saying Allow Me to Tears
1	1 Vote	Troubling Study Finds Over 110 Million Americans Have a Very Worthy Opponent
1	1 Vote	Christmas Cards to Incredible New Heights With His Butt Cheeks
1	1 Vote	It's a FitBit for Your New Nightmare
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Americans Struggle to Stay Sane on Christmas
1	1 Vote	21 Noodle Soup Recipes for Your iPhone 6 Brutal Leaders and Their Crimes
1	1 Vote	Call Me Crazy, but I Had a Conversation … With This
1	1 Vote	The Ebola Stocks: Effect of an Errant Nipple Clogs
1	1 Vote	Airbnb Wants to Invade Western Europe in the Face
1	1 Vote	This Guy Hates
1	1 Vote	Keira Knightley Is Ready to Argue. We Disagree
1	1 Vote	18-Year-Old Florida Teen Arrested for Not Taking Action