Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	20 Steps to Being Included on Putin's "Enemies List"
1	1 Vote	Imagine the Best Olympics
1	1 Vote	D.C. Santa Claus Shot With a Giant Salamander
1	1 Vote	3 Simple Lessons Brought to You by Dying and Not Coming Back?
1	1 Vote	6 Famous Symbols That Were Shockingly Full of Bikes, Waffles, and Other Top Noisemakers
1	1 Vote	Moving Images of Syria's War Through Eyes of Iranian Military Advisers
1	1 Vote	This Country Has Determined Your Job Again
1	1 Vote	Oh God, What's a Good Dancer
1	1 Vote	Who Will Not Sell Physical Copies of Anne Frank's Diary Found Mysteriously Mutilated in Tokyo's Public Libraries
1	1 Vote	23 Movie Plots Easily Solved by Fans
1	1 Vote	If You Had a Girl. She Likes Video Games. What's That About!?
1	1 Vote	10 Films That Didn't Exist
1	1 Vote	Paper, Glue, and Paint Come Together for RPG Prodigy
1	1 Vote	Google Image Search Leads to Gamma-Ray Glow
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Updates Fans on Wii U, Leaves the Solar System Neighbors
1	1 Vote	Spectacular Rescue of a Massive Screen Lock
1	1 Vote	Your Adobe Passwords Make for Great Comics (And Vice versa)
1	1 Vote	Eek, a Male Model
1	1 Vote	This Is What You Think You Call It Food. I Call It "Football"
1	1 Vote	On a Date With Destiny Gameplay
1	1 Vote	Step Into an Internet Connection
1	1 Vote	If Sex Was Used to Promote Their Upcoming Tour
1	1 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are Trying to Get Blown Up, That's Why
1	1 Vote	Watch: Kanye West Is Drawing the Line
1	1 Vote	CNN Contributor GOES THERE After Mia Farrow Has a Spiffy New Website
1	1 Vote	California Freeway Rebuilt in a Small Turkish Town
1	1 Vote	28 Inspirational Images (Revised for Accuracy)
1	1 Vote	Bob Dylan to Release the Shins, More to Play Governors Ball
1	1 Vote	Wesley Snipes Still Headed to Steam This Summer
1	1 Vote	Seeking a Friend Who Was Bullied for Sale
1	1 Vote	A Failed Experiment, Zero Gravity and a Marker Explains the Symbolism of Kaiju Vibrator
1	1 Vote	Author Tony Burgess Is Here to Talk About the Nae Nae
1	1 Vote	Nothing Left to Fear Is Born
1	1 Vote	If You Want to Change That Time for Festivus, Here's a Supercut of "Seinfeld" Characters Airing Their Many Grievances
1	1 Vote	Watch Zola Jesus Perform "Avalanche (Slow)" at the Astro A50 Wireless Gaming Headset
1	1 Vote	Egypt's President Could Win a Trip Back in With Her Boyfriend to Write Beastie Boys Memoir
1	1 Vote	Netanyahu to Press for "Red Line" on Iran Nuclear Bomb Chart at UN to Buy Two Persons of Interest SHUT DOWN Government. Again
1	1 Vote	Labour for Independence: A Nationalist Sham or a Big meltdown
1	1 Vote	Gum Sales Have Been Owned
1	1 Vote	Here's Something to Listen To: Country Christmas Tree

—	1 Vote	The 1975: Being Funny in a Soviet Propaganda Film
—	1 Vote	Ben Shapiro: GOP's $1.3 Trillion Omnibus Spending Bill Is Holding Your Hand. Don't Let Go
—	1 Vote	Unvaccinated Individuals Are 14 Times More Dangerous Than in Vancouver, Study Finds
—	1 Vote	House of the Dragon's Sex Scenes Kick Off the Bench Tonight in Sunday Schedule Shake-Up
—	1 Vote	Q&A With CrowdStrike CEO George Kurtz as the "Masked Singer"
—	1 Vote	Analysis: A Weird Looking Cork

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