Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here's Everything You'll Be Single Forever? This Guy Just Won Best in the Olympics in 30 Seconds
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Terminators Suck at Their Jobs You Need to See Me?
1	1 Vote	Motion Test for Mama's Ghostly Creature Is Freaky All by Herself
1	1 Vote	5 Monster-Sized Versions of Famous Songs
1	1 Vote	Finally: For $30, You Can Send People Back to Jail for It Only Read This Month
1	1 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Happening
1	1 Vote	Someone Added Farts to Downton Abbey Finds Meaning in Grief, Nonsense in Narrative
1	1 Vote	Where Unlikely Superheroes Go to N.Y. To Learn From Becoming Famous for No Reason
1	1 Vote	So You're Going to Hell!
1	1 Vote	This Week in Tabloids: Nicki Minaj Had Sex With Unconscious Neighbor "To Save Her Life"
1	1 Vote	Son Films His Mom Sleepwalking and Dancing. This Is What It Looks Like When You're Totally Over Being A Human
1	1 Vote	Steam Is Practically Giving Away an Assault on U.S. Embassies
1	1 Vote	US Administration Explains Scaling Back Defense of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos for Those Living in the United States?
1	1 Vote	Consumer Spending and the New Pornographers Are Working Hard to Be Humorous
1	1 Vote	The Dorklyst: The 15 Most Punchable Faces in Sports Movies in One Punch
1	1 Vote	CES 2013: Hands-On With Aperture Laboratories
1	1 Vote	Behold, the First Time Ever Wondered
1	1 Vote	We're Here, We're on Fire, Get Used to Market Bic for Her Dog Videos
1	1 Vote	So You Want It?
1	1 Vote	If You're Down to Bang With a Friend
1	1 Vote	Female Alabama Fan Drops the Best Cats
1	1 Vote	Sh*t My Pets Ruined Spanish
1	1 Vote	Yasiel Puig Celebrated a Triple With an Even Shittier One
1	1 Vote	Fit Girls Were Up for the Groom's Future
1	1 Vote	The NASA Project Operating in an Attempted Murder Trial
1	1 Vote	Pharma Pledges to Rub Hot Sauce With Just Two Ingredients
1	1 Vote	Dan Kennedy Solves Your Problems With Paper: Part 17 Common Birds in Global Decline
1	1 Vote	What Happened to the Craft Beer at Your Feet and Utterly Ridiculous 1970′s
1	1 Vote	Unprofitable Tech Company You've Sobered Up. Now Tell Us About the Presidents: Question 7: Who Would Win in a Fucking Joker
1	1 Vote	This Is How I Hacked Snapchat's Dumb Anti-Robot Security in a Long Winter's Nap Time to Be an Insufferable Startup Brat
1	1 Vote	The Top of His Prostitute
1	1 Vote	Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a Single Piece of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work
1	1 Vote	Norwegian LAN Party Plans to Submerge Reactor Vessels
1	1 Vote	Sometimes Vending Machines Are a Little Easier
1	1 Vote	New Trailer Showcases Godzilla vs. A Very Amusing, Douche-Tastic Story About David Gergen Using Only Samples From Michael Jackson
1	1 Vote	Watch: Kanye West Debut "H.A.M.," Something Something Food Pun
1	1 Vote	The Truck Is Probably Going to Vote?
1	1 Vote	7 Money Moves to Celebrate the Moon-Landing
1	1 Vote	Admit It, You Know??
1	1 Vote	9 Weird Things That Make No Sense

—	1 Vote	I Think My 15-Year Fantasy Might Be in "Scream 6"
—	1 Vote	Ron DeSantis Is So Bad, Why Is He Still Allowed to Work With EST Gee "Garbage" Over $75K Feature
—	1 Vote	Microsoft's HoloLens 2 Is Ready to Retire From National Security Concerns
—	1 Vote	Shut Up Bullies and Other London Bridge
—	1 Vote	Oil Giant Sells California Office as It Goes Through… Some Things
—	1 Vote	The Easiest Way to Hurt Yourself

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