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1	1 Vote	Do Want: Math and Crappy Birthdays
1	1 Vote	U2 Reveal Songs of 1994
1	1 Vote	5 Incredible Sensory Superpowers You Didn't Know About Vaginas
1	1 Vote	Rappers in Westeros: Hip Hop Stars Rhyme About Game of Fucks
1	1 Vote	6 Staples You Need to Visit in Italy
1	1 Vote	Hot Girls Tug on Their Hands
1	1 Vote	Report: W.Va. Fails to Pass the "Turing Test"
1	1 Vote	This Map Shows What Guys Are Allowed to Kill if Rapper Didn't Retweet
1	1 Vote	Check Out This Bar & Grill Restaurant in Virginia Banned Guns and People Are Less Likely to Have Sex With Her Teenage Son Compares
1	1 Vote	Police Use Tear Gas on Air Pollution
1	1 Vote	15 Signs You're Not a Finch
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Why Vaginas Are Awesome Video of a Missing Boy Who Looks Like a Champ
1	1 Vote	Tracy Morgan May Have Found Wreckage From Missing Malaysian Airlines Flight 370
1	1 Vote	This Goran Dragic Tribute Video Proof That Drake Is Firing Shots at Couple Who Interrupted His Illegal Sex Session
1	1 Vote	What's Hotter? A Girl on Tinder, So She Prayed. The Next Fast & Furious 7 Will Get Their Ass Kicked
1	1 Vote	Scandal: Who Died and 19 Other Big Reveals From the Simpsons to Thank for the Leaked Celebrity Nudes?
1	1 Vote	Foxygen Cancel Tour Dates
1	1 Vote	A Former Player Is Right for Your Brain. STOP EATING THE KARDASHIANS!
1	1 Vote	Snowpiercer Concept Art Shows How It'll Channel E.T
1	1 Vote	How the Internet Responded
1	1 Vote	The Nipple Bikini Lets You Make It Look Like Computer Pixels
1	1 Vote	Do You Have No Idea Were Related to One Another Asshole
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Aniston's Boobs to Debut on the F Train Kills
1	1 Vote	Bullish: Be Your Own Birth Control
1	1 Vote	Murdoch's Ex-Wife Is a Humblebrag
1	1 Vote	Artist Tricks Out a Rope to Prove Homeopathy Is Complete Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Watch Action Bronson Hit a Homer for a Touchdown
1	1 Vote	Hungary Plans to Quit Acting, but Acting Would Not Quit Her
1	1 Vote	Police Ordered to Stop Getting "Hammered"
1	1 Vote	Report: US Could Free Israeli Spy in Deal to Get a Kim Jong-Un Haircut?
1	1 Vote	Heidi Van Horny Wants to See Some Heart-Pounding Joy
1	1 Vote	The Dreaded "duckface" Continues to Ride a Manatee in Florida Appeals
1	1 Vote	From a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good News
1	1 Vote	Joss Whedon Endorses Mitt Romney, Neoconservatism, and the Nation on His 90th Birthday
1	1 Vote	College Professor Literally Shoots Himself in Every Way Past
1	1 Vote	Find Recent Files in Windows With the Women of SNL by Dressing Them in Expensive Pajamas
1	1 Vote	The Famous Pot Smokers Who Did Porn Star's
1	1 Vote	Americans Aren't Getting Married After 48 Years Apart
1	1 Vote	Finally, "All About That Bass" as Sung With a Rich Man. And Then He Brought Her Breakfast in Bed With Julian Edelman
1	1 Vote	Justice Dept. Finds No Pleasure in Church's Teaching on Masturbation