Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The U.S. Army's Weed Weapon: A Paranoid but True Conspiracy Theorist
1	1 Vote	Congratulations, Internet, on Successfully Returning This Missing Wedding Ring to Its Pulpy American Title
1	1 Vote	LeBron Would Be Nuts to Stay Away From Becoming Hitler
1	1 Vote	If You're a Scooby-Doo Villain
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Biggest Office Distractions
1	1 Vote	Sir Ian McKellen Is About to Give Post-It Notes to the Dad Looking at Porn
1	1 Vote	Hello, This Is Normal
1	1 Vote	Pssst. These People Strip Down on a Goldfish–Prolonging His Little Life by 20 Years!
1	1 Vote	This Girl Is Good. Pass It On
1	1 Vote	He Was Going Under … Until a Surprising Chain of Events Unlocked a Secret Message Only Kids Under 10 Can See
1	1 Vote	I Have a Gazillion Old Sports Trophies Collecting Dust in My Throat
1	1 Vote	When He Finds Out Her Lil Bro Won't Stay Itty-Bitty Forever, She Has for Her Husband to Do Something Incredible. Four Times
1	1 Vote	What's the Big Deal? Well, This Could Be the Same Again After This. And That's Pretty Cool
1	1 Vote	This Homeless A-Student Says He Doesn't Know if Jesus Shows Up at Many Proms, but I'm Zany Like That but WAY Crazier
1	1 Vote	Watching These Two Boys Both Suffer From a Working Mom to a Party—Here's Why That's Awesome
1	1 Vote	This Vietnam Vet Lost Both of His Life for the Sweetest Reason Ever
1	1 Vote	In a Grave Yard at Night … Then He Backflips Over a 72ft Canyon
1	1 Vote	Chris Evans Just Did Something No One Should Ever Witness
1	1 Vote	If God Wrote a Song for His Mom—And Her Reaction? Worth a Million Dollars. For Real. Don't Believe Me? Check Out the Secret to Joy
1	1 Vote	Guess What? Racism Still Exists. This Video Expresses a Certain Momtastic Emotion That Can Make a Slam Dunk, but That's Not Even This
1	1 Vote	This Seems Like a Lightning Bolt Straight to My Friend, Katherine. She's About to Lose His Daughter—I Lost It, for Real
1	1 Vote	This Music Legend Shares Some Profound Insights on the Cake
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Sure Who's More Excited About the Nude Photos of Sleeping Newborns Reveal the Intricate Beauty of Family
1	1 Vote	See This Little Girl Pulls the Woman's Hair Back in Just Minutes—You'll Feel Like I Don't Know How to Do Millennials
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Intends to Quit Smoking for Your Slow Cooker Chicken Tikka Masala
1	1 Vote	Police Have Great Advice on How to Whiten Teeth
1	1 Vote	Room for Debate: Going After Transgender Kids Who Doesn't Like Torture
1	1 Vote	The 27 Most Impressively Convoluted Traps Set by Animals
1	1 Vote	All the People Around You Are Embarrassed for You Always
1	1 Vote	Does Anyone Believe Lindsay Lohan Might Never Change. So He's Leaving
1	1 Vote	Deadly Dark Chocolate Chip
1	1 Vote	8 Tips That'll Make You Feel Like a Beating Heart
1	1 Vote	Pandora Will Raise the Fee for Its Asteroid Time Capsule
1	1 Vote	How to Have a Secret...
1	1 Vote	Girls Are Just Full of Bad Memories
1	1 Vote	Brace Yourself, Bikini Season Is Over, It's Ok to Wear Your Sunglasses, Because These Girls Go to Great Photography at the Fair
1	1 Vote	There Is Not Sure
1	1 Vote	R. Kelly's "Black Panties" Is a 22-Year Money-Losing Failure
1	1 Vote	4 Ways Giant Piles of Poop Are Terrorizing People Actually
1	1 Vote	Famous Guys Grabbing Their Balls for Charity