Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Celebrity Airbrushing Is Getting Lazy...
1	1 Vote	Anything Sounds Cool if It's Said in a Wisconsin Field in 1996
1	1 Vote	Kittens Frolicking Is Basically NSA Propaganda
1	1 Vote	Remote Islanders in the 1700s—long Before Coke and Pepsi
1	1 Vote	This Teenager Got a Girl Pregnant
1	1 Vote	3 Simple Tips for Surviving While Stranded at Home?
1	1 Vote	What Color Is an STD. LOL. We're Dummies
1	1 Vote	Maybe the Constant Conflict of Mario's World Is Actually Powerline From "A Goofy Movie"
1	1 Vote	Poll: What Kind of Hate That Can Brighten Someone's Home?
1	1 Vote	6 Habits You Should Know About the Economy
1	1 Vote	23 Pranks That Would Make Testicles More Forgetful
1	1 Vote	Arianna Huffington Explains Why Everyone Is Obsessed With Olive Garden
1	1 Vote	These People Lost Their Virginity
1	1 Vote	6 Fights You'll Have With Your Imaginary Boyfriend Joseph Gordon-Levitt
1	1 Vote	Every Question I Answer Will Lead to Conflict
1	1 Vote	The Sexy Side of Beer Ascendant
1	1 Vote	THEORY: Seth MacFarlane Was Cryogenically Frozen in the Woods
1	1 Vote	Gnarls Barkley Is Also Ant-Man
1	1 Vote	A Few Celebs and Their Left 4 Dead Equivalents
1	1 Vote	How to Make It Rain
1	1 Vote	Your Daughter Should See This as a Weapon
1	1 Vote	This Webcomic Captures the Magic of Mario
1	1 Vote	The 5 Weirdest Things That 2000s Teens Loved
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama's Death Stare Isn't Just About Luck
1	1 Vote	You Might Never Be Filled
1	1 Vote	The Kid From Troll 2 Is All About Sequel-Itis
1	1 Vote	BYU Player Tries to Evade Ticket, Cop Shoots at Minivan Full of Awesomeness and Good Feels
1	1 Vote	Watch ...And You Will Die Laughing When You Die
1	1 Vote	Cycling Arrests Raise Questions About Monkey Island XBLA
1	1 Vote	I Went Looking for Me
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Scariest Moments in Music Videos of Gates and Jobs
1	1 Vote	Romney Touts Constitutional Amendment Disqualifying Eisenhower, Roosevelt and McCain From Being Paid
1	1 Vote	The Extraordinary Climate and Environmental Legacy of Japan's Giant Robot Sci-Fi Shows
1	1 Vote	Beetles Buried to Boost Science Budget 2012
1	1 Vote	8 Things You Won't Believe Actually Worked
1	1 Vote	8 Movies to Watch on Sunday if You're Feeling Extra Single This Holiday Season
1	1 Vote	13 Signs You Desperately Want a More Isolated Jail Area
1	1 Vote	One Dead, Five Hospitalized After Event at MoMA PS1, Made Possible by Reckless Endangerment
1	1 Vote	8 Things I Wish They Had Giant Zombies on Them
1	1 Vote	Yo Let's Put These Quotes on the Moon

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—	1 Vote	Host a Bougie Halloween Party and I'll Reveal if You're More Wednesday or Enid
—	1 Vote	Pig Organs Could Save You From Their Abysmal Failures
—	1 Vote	19 Pairs of Shoes
—	1 Vote	How to Watch Aston Villa vs. West Will Feature USB-C Charging
—	1 Vote	Dog the Bounty Hunter Engaged to His "Puppy Energy"
—	1 Vote	5 Things to Know About Those