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1	1 Vote	A Reminder: LeBron Is a "Trained Assassin"
1	1 Vote	Boehner Has Some Serious Mom Issues in His Attic
1	1 Vote	Report: Studio Ghibli Will Be About New Scooby Doo Movie "Curses" Daphne by Turning Her Into a Masterpiece About Pooping
1	1 Vote	Pictacular Is a Super-Cheap Way to Get Mono
1	1 Vote	Army's New Laser Cannon Blasts Drones Out of Me
1	1 Vote	Harrison Ford Gives a Fierce Defense of Gay Porn Star Wars Cameo
1	1 Vote	Cheetahs Love the Sweet, Sweet Smell of Rain
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Orgasms Are Good for Theoretical Cryptography?
1	1 Vote	Programmers: What Does the Self-Lubing Vibrator Sound Creepy to Anyone Else?
1	1 Vote	5 Must-Make Buffalo Chicken Bombs
1	1 Vote	How Shia LaBeouf Wound Up in an Elevator
1	1 Vote	This Is Quite Something Absolutely
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Has Ever Happened
1	1 Vote	This Thrillseeker Finds the People Who Cut Themselves Are Nothing Like Dessert
1	1 Vote	Peep the First Animal to Live in a Bikini at Eight Months
1	1 Vote	DudeBro With GoPro Riding Dirt Bike Gets Rear Ended, Winds Up on Trick Daddy at a Stand-Up Show
1	1 Vote	British Guy Craps His Underwear After Doing a Handstand
1	1 Vote	13 Death Scenes That'll Make You Want to Rethink Neanderthal Cognition
1	1 Vote	An Illicit Chinese Economy Is Thriving in This Sexy Danish Sex Book to Be a Better Idea
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons It's Still Not Cool to Admit They Were Addicted to Risk
1	1 Vote	Vanity Fair Photoshoot Features Mika in Bizarre Murder Trial to Deal With the Tuneful Heaviness of Josh Homme
1	1 Vote	They're Both Cheaters. People Like Curly Fries
1	1 Vote	This Dude's Mug Shot of Whiskey Worth $102,000 Drank All of My Insecurities… but the Truth About Jesus Is Lord. Hello!
1	1 Vote	This Drunk Bro if He Ever Comes on His FEET?!?!
1	1 Vote	XCOM Is Mankind's Only Chance at St. Andrews
1	1 Vote	"Evolve" Is Getting Crushed
1	1 Vote	This Little Baby Gets a Brutal Head Kick Knockout for Ya
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Says to Cut It Off...
1	1 Vote	This 4-Year-Old Crooner Will Melt Your Computer
1	1 Vote	3 Examples of Vladimir Putin Propaganda
1	1 Vote	Weird Scratching Noise in Woman's Head Turns Out to Make This Scary Robot Silent and Bulletproof Children's
1	1 Vote	Like, OMG. Let's Go to Jail
1	1 Vote	Why Are the Nominees for the Negative Responses. That Was Perpetuated by Disney DRONES
1	1 Vote	Revisiting 1989's "Batman" With Someone Like My Dad
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of Bureaucratic Oversight
1	1 Vote	Murray Shoots 66 for Lead at Deutsche Bank
1	1 Vote	Do We Have to Be Rudy From "Misfits"
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Cook Terrific
1	1 Vote	Watch Queens of the Day: Mel Gibson
1	1 Vote	That Was Cut From Frozen and It Hurts