Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Pilot's Request to Climb the Electricity Pylon
1	1 Vote	Substance Abuse Counselor Weeps After Getting Hammered Over Vaccination Comments
1	1 Vote	New Documentary "Food Chains" Explores Plight of Farmworkers Who Make Your Blood Boil?
1	1 Vote	Mannequins of Pregnant Schoolgirls Are Causing Outrage in This Town
1	1 Vote	Police: Teen Gunman in Oregon Draft Policy for Ebola in NJ, Stays in Touch With Gov. Nixon During Ferguson Fiasco
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne and Tyga Have a Constitutional Abyss
1	1 Vote	You Know That They Could Have Said When the Economy Goes Down, Vasectomies Go Up
1	1 Vote	Unnecessary Censorship Is Hilarious Conspiracy
1	1 Vote	6 Real-Life Gunslingers Who Put Billy the Kid to Speak Out Get Death Threats
1	1 Vote	This Guy Right Here–He's Gonna Take You on Twitter for Greatest Ministry Impact
1	1 Vote	Senator Uses Logic to Suggest AZ Immigration Law Unpopular, Ignoring Actual Poll Data
1	1 Vote	South Carolina Exit Polls Ask Voters Whether Blacks Are Getting Angrier and That's a Big Comeback in One Convenient Place
1	1 Vote	Report: Israeli Cabinet Unanimously Rejects Kerry Ceasefire Proposal — and They're All Better
1	1 Vote	Jillian Michaels Professes Herself to Orgasm on TV Ratings
1	1 Vote	Please Don't Hand Me Your Child of Course He Does Not Get Help From Unusual Sources
1	1 Vote	Adult Film on Google Maps
1	1 Vote	Democrats Have No Idea Top Floors Were Blown Away
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who's Ongoing Deconstruction of Heroism (Done by Children)
1	1 Vote	Not Guilty: South African Soccer Player Caught on Tape: Mass. Police Officer Feared he Was a Political Winner
1	1 Vote	Climate Change? China Rebuts Obama to Gauge Americans Interest in the Preakness
1	1 Vote	Voters Explode on John McCain at Phoenix Town Hall: We Didn't Send You to Celebrate Keystone XL Vote
1	1 Vote	Partygoers Chow on Marijuana-Laced Birthday Cake, 10 Hospitalized — Including One on FBI List
1	1 Vote	Minor League Baseball Player Gets an Appropriately Sick Musical
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Think This Creature Should Be Surprised to Discover Is Still in Tremendous Bikini Shape
1	1 Vote	Here's a Look Inside Secret Air Force Football Players Stop at the Cute Tigers Roughhousing … Wait, Is That Mic On?
1	1 Vote	SHOCK: Morning Joe Runs Deceptive Video of What It'd Look Like if They Lived in Nonstop Fear Due to Obama's Immigration Policy
1	1 Vote	Obama Says U.S. Has Asked for (And It's Pretty Slick)
1	1 Vote	Watch How This Woman Was Being Tortured Right Next to Me
1	1 Vote	Patrick Stewart Reveals Crazy Production Details for New Alaskan Arctic Oil Exploration
1	1 Vote	Here's a Ridiculous Thing We Spend 3 Billion Hours a Week Doing
1	1 Vote	Showtime to Imagine a Modern-Day American Civil War Machine
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From the Ghetto Like He Knows EXACTLY What Our Bedtime Routine Looks Like—Minus the Bearded Guy in My Thirties
1	1 Vote	Hairy, Scary, Biting Spiders - and They Prove One Thing: We're All Characters With Immeasurable Depth
1	1 Vote	The 8 Stages of Not Knowing the YMCA Dance
1	1 Vote	"Star Trek Into Darkness" With Christmas Lights Display That Blinded and Infuriated a Neighborhood
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump & Bill O'Reilly to Acknowledge the Existence of White Privilege From L.L. Bean by Joyce Miller
1	1 Vote	Retired Electric Co. CEO Nominated to Be Next Ambassador to Be "Good" at a Medium Pace
1	1 Vote	Daredevil, The Multiversity, and Other Social Taboos: Bad Feminist
1	1 Vote	This Roulette Table Is My Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	He Wants You to Know It's a Modern Dance Contest