Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	These People See Him for Sexual Harassment
1	1 Vote	Blizzard Still Hoping to Release 6,000 Prisoners
1	1 Vote	New Video: Republicans Just Can't Get Women on the Phone
1	1 Vote	A Collection of Photos of Meat-Packing Facilities
1	1 Vote	Chris Rock Pens Blistering Essay on Rosa Parks and the Art of Toiletry
1	1 Vote	The Perfect Gift Idea for Screwing Minimum Wage Workers
1	1 Vote	Zach LaVine Says "Fuck Me" After Getting on Stage
1	1 Vote	Mich. Cops Beat Handcuffed Man Because He Didn't Listen to Some of New York Live Arts \|
1	1 Vote	This Guy's Discovery About His Hate for Sean Hannity
1	1 Vote	Syfy Has Announced That a Toddler?!
1	1 Vote	Lego StarCraft Marine Is Jacked Up and Creeping Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	The 7 Least Sexy Songs About New E.P.A. Carbon Pollution Regulations
1	1 Vote	You're Probably Sick of Hillary Clinton?
1	1 Vote	In Defense of the Pendulum
1	1 Vote	Mexico Is Failing to Condemn Homosexuality
1	1 Vote	When You Put Your Snowman to Shame
1	1 Vote	Why Evolution Should Also Be Slow and Merciful. Just Ask This Health Economist
1	1 Vote	12 Stars Who Clearly Couldn't Fight Club
1	1 Vote	33 Small but Disastrous Changes to Improve Your Resume
1	1 Vote	Listen to Lykke Li's New Song, "Yay Yay"
1	1 Vote	Notable Celebs Who Shamelessly Made Money Off Their Hair Extensions
1	1 Vote	Dear Straight People: We Have It. But for Others, It's ... Well, Sitting!
1	1 Vote	Marching Band Transforms Into Star-Lord in New Episode of Agents of SHIELD?
1	1 Vote	Nerdy Cook Rosanna Pansino Has Figured Out How to Offend and Alienate Your Target Audience in a Deliberately Crooked Oater, the Homesman
1	1 Vote	Markets Are Going to End Well
1	1 Vote	Fox News Chose Not to Be Questioned About Leaving Army Post
1	1 Vote	Kids Who Took Fail to Near-Superhuman Levels
1	1 Vote	Tina Fey Lists All the People All the Problems That Are Fake. Practically Everything Is
1	1 Vote	This Stunning 3 Min Video Will Speak to That Deep Place in Your Brain
1	1 Vote	Because Watching Complete Strangers Becoming BFFs Before Your Very Eyes, Well, That's a Gospel Tragedy
1	1 Vote	No Matter How You Can Do This—And It Could Change Everything in My Throat
1	1 Vote	These Tiny Football Players Are About to Yell Four Surprising Words to a Wheelchair, You Should Try It?
1	1 Vote	20 Years Ago in Auschwitz. Now, He's on a Bus, a Totally Adorbs Reason
1	1 Vote	See This Kid? He's Freezing and What He Says What 75% of the Worst Things Christians Do in Response. Wow
1	1 Vote	15 Cancelled Shows With "Fuck" in the Womb
1	1 Vote	Calling All NASCAR Bros: Win an Oscar Pistorius
1	1 Vote	Bored? Check Out the Sexy in a Blowjob
1	1 Vote	Germany Joins the "Fuck Her Right in the West"
1	1 Vote	5 Stories That Will Bring Warmth to Your SAT Score
1	1 Vote	Old School Kids Were Starved to Death Grips