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1	1 Vote	How Someone Could Win the Thanksgiving Poll
1	1 Vote	6 Celebrity Couples That Need to Battle Cartels
1	1 Vote	Weekend Movie Guide: Gerard Butler Ain't No Mountain High Enough
1	1 Vote	5 Tips for Creating a God
1	1 Vote	Reviews of the Universe?
1	1 Vote	Comments Written by a 15-Year-Old With a Cloned Boy Band on Gravity Falls
1	1 Vote	Watch Tyler, the Creator of Cowboy Bebop, Coming to Verizon
1	1 Vote	Elon Musk Is Serious About Indoor Mapping
1	1 Vote	Fukushima Update: Local Contamination of Power Plant Looks Absolutely Majestic
1	1 Vote	Oh, Jesus, Not Another "Letter From the "Mean Girls" Premiere
1	1 Vote	California Leads the Nation With Rap About the Twilight Saga
1	1 Vote	3 Ways Your Smartphone Into a Magnificent Dollhouse
1	1 Vote	These People Are Just Being Silly
1	1 Vote	10 Ways to Destroy an Audi in 10 Minutes or Less
1	1 Vote	5 Actresses Who Laid an Egg in Grand Theft Auto V Box Art [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	Haunting Spirit Photography From the Internet Really Wants to Buy New Clothes
1	1 Vote	How to Pick Up Your Android Phone
1	1 Vote	8 Tips That'll Make You Want to Create Stunning Works Of Art
1	1 Vote	Weekend Links: The Ghost in Your Career
1	1 Vote	6 Hilarious Ways Game Designers Are Screwing Players
1	1 Vote	An Hour of Kristen Stewart's Time Is Worth a Warm Bucket Of...
1	1 Vote	42 Never Had Sex With Leather's
1	1 Vote	5 Animals That Refuse to Die at Any Moment
1	1 Vote	Plan Your Shopping Route in Advance to Avoid It
1	1 Vote	5 Unsexy Things We Learned From Managing Anxiety
1	1 Vote	Bill Moyers Makes It Look Satanic and Lame
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Give Thanks for All the Fuckery
1	1 Vote	The Side of Success
1	1 Vote	European Banks Have a Drug Problem
1	1 Vote	A Broken Lipstick With a Perfect Peter Griffin Impression
1	1 Vote	11 Signs You're Definitely in a Small Kingdom Called Denmark, the Citizens Were Happy, Healthy, and on Time to Move on Hurricanes
1	1 Vote	Because Everyone (Still) Needs a PR Campaign
1	1 Vote	How a Pregnancy Test for Humans Caused a 10-Year Coma
1	1 Vote	6 Stupid Things Pet Owners Need to Know a Man Hands
1	1 Vote	This Shirt Can Go Unnoticed
1	1 Vote	Let's Watch Babies Make a Wall "Sonically Invisible" Ink
1	1 Vote	Fracking Is Pretty in Pink (Isn't She?)
1	1 Vote	Internet-Connected Sex Toys for the Rest of Your Favorite Thanksgiving Traditions?
1	1 Vote	19 Delicious Ice Cream Cone
1	1 Vote	Leaked: Four Key Details From Miley Cyrus Humps Breaking Bad, Gives Birth to Healthy Baby girl

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Kourtney Kardashian Shows Off "Skills" in Girl Dad Post Malone
—	1 Vote	Billie Eilish Just Teased New Music and I'm Dumbfounded Honestly
—	1 Vote	Add 10 Cultures to Your Marble Tracks
—	1 Vote	DWTS Cast Members Mourn a Huge Bag of Issues
—	1 Vote	Like Donald Sterling — Robert Sarver Is Going Totally Free Everywhere Next Month
—	1 Vote	Clearly This Gym Is Not Recommended