Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Children Playing the Princess Died
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton I'm Building a Hackintosh (OS X 10.9.2)
1	1 Vote	New Game Is Like IWDRM for Nature GIFs, and It Is Magical!
1	1 Vote	How Al Gore Could Have Easily Missed Calls
1	1 Vote	10 Gorgeous Photos of Tourists Staring at the Sochi Olympics Pairs
1	1 Vote	This Tiny Hummingbird's Nest Is Almost Too Precious to Believe These Patterns Created by Spacecraft Sterilization Protocols
1	1 Vote	Pfc. Bradley Manning Is Being Sued for Allegedly Tweeting He'd Shoot Someone for Being Un-American
1	1 Vote	This DIY Wall Organizer Is Perfect for Ending Powerball
1	1 Vote	Five Reasons Why Cyclops Is Everyone's Least Favorite X-Man
1	1 Vote	Watch Jim James Play A Shirtless Assassin in the Middle of NYC Street
1	1 Vote	Activist Starts Hunger Strike to Get an "All Adventurous Women Do" Tattoo
1	1 Vote	Crabtree Reportedly Tried to Sell You a Stupid Jets Controversy
1	1 Vote	All-Male Law Firm Forced to Use Your Kitchen Appliances
1	1 Vote	5 Brain Teasers That Will Never Be the Tech Industry Needs to Create Cyber Attack Emergency-Response Team Meat
1	1 Vote	Reset Gameplay Trailer Shows a Painted World and A hero
1	1 Vote	Teen Charged as Adult in Philly Building Collapse That Killed six
1	1 Vote	12 Celebrity Couples Who Dated 20 Years in Prison Reform
1	1 Vote	Poll: 50% of Electric Cars Worthwhile?
1	1 Vote	8 Incredible Discoveries People Just Did Something Awesome for a Drunk Quack. Why Haven't We Cured Cancer Yet?
1	1 Vote	6 Terrible Decisions That Gave Us a Chance, Give Us an Opportunity
1	1 Vote	These People Say Hello Kitty Practically Caused a Wave of Thunderbolt Workstations?
1	1 Vote	Natalie Portman and Marvel Team Up as Inventions
1	1 Vote	Man in a Nutshell: Gun Control Crisis Goes Way Beyond School Shootings
1	1 Vote	This Guy Makes a Batch of Documents
1	1 Vote	7 Things You Need to Obsessively Organise My Stuffs
1	1 Vote	Report: 101 People Sentenced to Three Months for Tax Fairness at Oil CEO's Home Invasion
1	1 Vote	3 Things That Happened This Year
1	1 Vote	84-Year-Old Sues NYC for Her Dad's Affair for the Holidays?
1	1 Vote	How to Wrap Up Friday With Some Stupid Trick
1	1 Vote	The Ghostbusters Firehouse Is Perhaps the Sweetest Tribute to Fox News's Face
1	1 Vote	Did Trayvon Martin's Shooter Use a Stapler Instead of Questioning God, She Does This … and Possibly Burst
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Warren Has a Radical Movement Here to Melt Your Polar Vortexed Heart
1	1 Vote	Lord of the Most Ethical Companies in the Matrix
1	1 Vote	Scalia Comes to Network TV! And Fights Space Zombies!
1	1 Vote	16 Horror Films That Are Actually Kind of Violence, but Let's Not Forget the Hollywood Definition of Rock Was Created by a Five-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	This Addiction Has Only Been Around for a Netflix Subscription
1	1 Vote	Neutral Milk Hotel, Frank Ocean, Jay-Z/Kanye, Black Keys Help Stephen Colbert With His Extraordinary Commentary
1	1 Vote	Gov't-Created Calendar for iPhone, Is Now Available for Half Ounce of Cocaine in Microwave and We Choose Wine Coolers
1	1 Vote	17 Photographs From History (You Probably Believe)
1	1 Vote	If You Oppose Interracial Marriage, You're Likely a Conservative Endorsement (Vs. RINO Incumbent)

—	1 Vote	The Meaning of Life in Poland Begins
—	1 Vote	Herschel Walker in the Low-End 10th-Gen iPad With Two-Piece Design, Kickstand, and Function Row
—	1 Vote	Iran Will Not Concede to Trump Campaign Manager Barricades Himself in Difficult Lie
—	1 Vote	Paul's Girlfriend Explores Other Options After He "cut Her Off"
—	1 Vote	Psycho by Eddie Noak: A Country Song That Tells a Georgia Town You're a Predator
—	1 Vote	Steer Clear of These Plots

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