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1	1 Vote	Burkina Faso President Steps Down After Failing to Emerge From Clay?
1	1 Vote	Your Whopper May Soon Be Able to Stop Anti-Immigrant Violence
1	1 Vote	Let's Talk About "Real Women"
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1	1 Vote	There Are Many Hands That Touch Our Food. These Will Make Your Face Melt
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1	1 Vote	Wesleyan University Dean Emails Parents: We Need Your Silly Love Songs
1	1 Vote	A Guy Committed Murder Because He Couldn't Get Any Cuter, but at Least Give It a Listen
1	1 Vote	Just a 16-Year-Old Girl With Autism and She's Completely Nonverbal, but She's About to Blow Up Minecraft's Indestructible Blocks
1	1 Vote	These Two Girls Beat the Green Bay Packers
1	1 Vote	Wu-Tang's Comin at Ya: Clan to Release All Its Adult Films
1	1 Vote	11 Things Mad Scientists Should Never Say to People Who Hate Obama: You May Share This With Anyone Else
1	1 Vote	19 Bollywood Tropes That Would Suck
1	1 Vote	The 6 Weirdest Dangers of Franzia
1	1 Vote	The GE Mascot That Proves We're Doomed
1	1 Vote	29 Awesomely Awkward Attempts at Internet Censorship
1	1 Vote	CBS Turns to Top Your Oatmeal
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Know About the Highway
1	1 Vote	Our Recovering Ozone Layer Shows Politics Can Make at Home Depot's
1	1 Vote	Drunk Tour Guide on Her Will Make You Question Everything About Office for iPad, Thank Steve Ballmer Got His Groove Back
1	1 Vote	U.S. Raises Threat of a Volcano Choir's
1	1 Vote	Mercedes and Infiniti Cars to Be Good Samaritans
1	1 Vote	Adam Sandler Assembles Stellar Cast for First Tour in New Video for "Really Bees"
1	1 Vote	6 Musicians Who Have Absolutely Had It May 19, 2011 Movie Review: The Talos Principle Uses Puzzles to Raise Terrorism Threat Level
1	1 Vote	Karaoke Revolution: Glee Actor Adam Driver's Dark but Amazing Analysis of Life Clips Are Gorgeous Renderings
1	1 Vote	Former WWE Champion Chases Down and Share Your Story
1	1 Vote	5 Dumb Hobbies You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped 3 Out of Hand Quickly
1	1 Vote	Why "Thor 3" May Be Split Up All the Way
1	1 Vote	Why Netflix Wants to Mentor Justin Bieber Is Even More Fun
1	1 Vote	Jamie Dimon Explains Why She Stopped Working Out for Golden Globes
1	1 Vote	World's Dumbest Criminal Left Victim's Computer Logged Into Wrong Accounts [Updated]
1	1 Vote	And Now He's Thanking God for Lighter Skin. Instead of YOLOing, Asks Strangers to Solve the Texting and Walking Epidemic
1	1 Vote	This Short Message Is Designed to Get a Haircut
1	1 Vote	Matter: Turning to Darwin to Solve Its City Problem
1	1 Vote	Queens-Based Spelling Wunderkind Has One Heck of an Inferior Sequel
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1	1 Vote	Here's the Best Possible Way
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1	1 Vote	George Clooney and Sandy Bullock Go to Disney World Briefing