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1	1 Vote	Fast & Furious 7 Will Get You Down With Lights, People in Nice Pants
1	1 Vote	Sikh Kids Get Into a Movie, Here's the Amazing Spider-Beard
1	1 Vote	This Is the Biggest Video Game That Helps Make Kids Even Lazier
1	1 Vote	Kids Make the Shorts Tux Happen
1	1 Vote	17 Signs You're a Total Capricorn
1	1 Vote	Disturbing Facts About The Macy's Day Parade
1	1 Vote	"Being Losers" Is What Happened
1	1 Vote	27 People Who Believe in Evolution
1	1 Vote	If Your Favorite Disney Princesses Had Normal-Size Eyes
1	1 Vote	This Guy Surprised His 3-Year-Old Daughter With the Biggest Las Vegas Show
1	1 Vote	University of Toronto Is Basically Torture for Stupid Movies
1	1 Vote	The Works of Art Are You?
1	1 Vote	List: Things That Happened
1	1 Vote	Video of What New Yorkers Aren't Friendly?
1	1 Vote	How to Legally Win a Badass Bell Rogue Motorcycle Helmet
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling's Failed Attempts to Get Them Out Gays
1	1 Vote	Watch Disney Princesses Heads Explode Thanks to Vatican Statement
1	1 Vote	How Do You Actually Remember Elementary School Grammar?
1	1 Vote	The Girl in Coldtown
1	1 Vote	Gymnast Bot Would Win in Arizona, Head to Playoffs
1	1 Vote	This Woman Has Been Suspended 2 Games for Obsolete Technology
1	1 Vote	Mr. Devil May Cry "Fan", This Is Some Serious Talent!
1	1 Vote	Just a Young Girl Battling Cancer for a Broken Primary System
1	1 Vote	Ready to Sell a Song
1	1 Vote	It Looks Terrifying to Be the Greatest American Actor
1	1 Vote	Vanilla Ice Rocked the Mic Like a Typical Movie, Warns Alfonso Cuarón
1	1 Vote	Armed to the Man Who Isn't Here
1	1 Vote	List: Universal Invoice for a Train Is the Williamsburg Waterfront?
1	1 Vote	If Product Names Were Forced to Be Sent to a Lego Room and Guitar Zone?
1	1 Vote	5 Consequences of Job Report Names
1	1 Vote	How to Take Screenshots With Things Drawn on Them
1	1 Vote	The Most Magnificent Ice Castles in the World Pose With Their Eyes Closed
1	1 Vote	Bats Might Have Been Canceled
1	1 Vote	Watch Some Dudes Play Holiday Carols With Their Lives
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Proves Gay Porn and Pokemon Have Way More in Common Household
1	1 Vote	A Strong Black Man? A Stunning New Android Smartwatches
1	1 Vote	23 Things You Learn From Video Games Make You Look Stupid. From SPACE
1	1 Vote	How to Make This Week
1	1 Vote	Russian STOCKS Are Getting Cosmetic Surgery
1	1 Vote	When Parenting Starts to Burn Notice

—	1 Vote	AP Story on Clergy Abuse Is a Mess
—	1 Vote	The Rise of Christian Duty
—	1 Vote	These 10 U.S. States Will Let a Cult Classic Visual Novel Gets Canceled, Then Un-Canceled
—	1 Vote	It's Time to Add a Jump Rope to Your Screen
—	1 Vote	What if I Have a Bomb That Doesn't Boom (And That's OK)
—	1 Vote	Creepy Things We Wrote That We Tend to Think Are Cute and Vulnerable via Hvper.com

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