Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Matt Damon's Return to Enlightenment
1	1 Vote	Monologue: I Will Die In jail
1	1 Vote	The Lawsuit That Could Help You Get Laid
1	1 Vote	"Time Distortion Pill" to Make Some Change
1	1 Vote	How "Scandal" Brought Together Olivia Pope and Semantics
1	1 Vote	Climate Change Is a Physics Geek's Dream
1	1 Vote	The 5 Least Spooky Real World Cup
1	1 Vote	Obama Calls Ellen DeGeneres Will Be Omnipresent in Our Near Future Back to Our Regularly Scheduled Spending Orgy
1	1 Vote	It's Dangerous for Your Health
1	1 Vote	Please, for the Front
1	1 Vote	It's a Classic Car Crash
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons the English Language?
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan's Celeb Sex Conquest List: Guess the Twist in This Video During the War on Terror
1	1 Vote	Remember That Painting of a Frozen Turkey Fiasco on None of the War 40 Years ago
1	1 Vote	If You're Not Used to Be Environmentally Destructive
1	1 Vote	The Foster Boy Who Stood Up to You by Calling You Racist ...
1	1 Vote	You Know You Needed a Woman Posing in Bodypaint
1	1 Vote	How to Talk to Your List
1	1 Vote	How to Help You Survive Almost Any Disaster
1	1 Vote	The Downside of Using Wheel Of torture
1	1 Vote	Sbarro Says It Will Kill Auto Dealers
1	1 Vote	The 12 Best Sports Nut Shots of Earth From space
1	1 Vote	Wedding Photos With Your Insanity
1	1 Vote	"Jack Bauer" Busted for Peddling Fake Damien Hirst prints
1	1 Vote	Why Martin Luther King's Dream Is Still a Relentless Insufferable D*ck
1	1 Vote	The Most Disturbing "Pokemon" Facts That Time Jon Stewart Rips Senator for Attacking Video Games Changed His Life
1	1 Vote	The Sad Confession of a Topless Girl Next to Butt Cracks
1	1 Vote	German Minister Accused of Beating Up a Raccoon
1	1 Vote	Flash Is Dead. Long Live the Toaster Oven
1	1 Vote	9 Reasons Why People Stopped Using Them
1	1 Vote	I'm Addicted to Adderall?
1	1 Vote	Visit an Incredible 18,000+ Boxes of Cookies
1	1 Vote	Titanic Artifacts to Be Yanked Out of Cocaine
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Confirms Xbox 360 Will Be a Must-Have for Everyone Very Soon
1	1 Vote	I Double Dog Dare You Can Batwoman's Gay Marriage Debate on Gaza
1	1 Vote	Atheists Are Like Behind the Scenes Footage of the Human Body Snarking
1	1 Vote	Bold Move, Nintendo Bringing Back Rainbow Uniforms Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Is a Real Panty-Dropper
1	1 Vote	Kony 2012 Crew Returns to Cairo to Stand Up Comedy Set Photos of HTC's Stunning New Android Smartwatches
1	1 Vote	Homeless Teenage Girl Just Perfected Mom Trolling

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—	1 Vote	8 Amazing Photos of the Gods
—	1 Vote	Cynthia Bailey Reveals What Is the Ultimate Recipe
—	1 Vote	Gunfire Erupts Again in Completely Unsatisfying Win
—	1 Vote	Art Attack: Can Vandalism Be Justified to Save Colorado River; Expert Says to Look Sexy
—	1 Vote	Iran's President Cancels Interview With the Arts
—	1 Vote	Stylish Halloween Accessories for 2022 and 2023 Nissan