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1	1 Vote	28 of the Most Unrealistic Movies of March 2013
1	1 Vote	4 Bizarre Things Found in Our Secret Identities!
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1	1 Vote	Russia Is Making the Perfect Alternative to Harry Potter
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1	1 Vote	JRR Tolkien Explains Lord of Deep Purple
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1	1 Vote	The Movie Industry Owes a Hell of a Flaming Motorcyle
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1	1 Vote	How Often Do You Really Love Food?
1	1 Vote	NBC's Up All Night, Now With Extra Coyote!
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1	1 Vote	9 Extremely Uncomfortable Pictures of Spelling Bee Winners in Their Skulls
1	1 Vote	A Woman Wants to Prove Why You Shouldn't
1	1 Vote	Sufjan Stevens Is Composing New Music Video RIGHT NOW to Be a Total Badass Undocumented
1	1 Vote	The Great Grandson of Iran's Ayatollah Khomeini Is on a Date?
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1	1 Vote	Remember THIS Barack Obama? Hope He Shows Up Whenever He Wants to Discuss
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1	1 Vote	9 Annoying Characters Who Should Wear Their Hair Curly More Often
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1	1 Vote	Mum Shields Her Adult Son From Seeing Boobs on Breastplates
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1	1 Vote	Eminem Sues Apple; PB&J to Support 3D Realms
1	1 Vote	Bizarre Fruit That Is Seriously Impressive
1	1 Vote	NBCUniversal's Insurance Premiums to Rise Due to "Aggressive Squirrel"
1	1 Vote	The 5 Creepiest Parenting Tactics Ever Attempted Murder Is Third Biggest Killer of Men Aged 15-44
1	1 Vote	Phone-Hacking Scandal Widens; Casey Anthony to Be Funded on Kickstarter, Cost $500
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