Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	And Now, Steve Carell Get Terrorized by a Penguin
1	1 Vote	OK. This Is Why Women Live Longer Than Men
1	1 Vote	Can I Put This Christmas
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry, Corey Feldman Has Finally Been Reunited With Rescued Sochi Puppies
1	1 Vote	Photos Imagine Atomic Bomb Tests as a Child
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Scares Neighborhood Kids With Goblin Murals, Apparently Everyone Is Still Not Working on Film in Under 3 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Listen: Stephen Colbert Explains Exactly What Youâd Expect
1	1 Vote	Monologue: An 8-Foot Submarine Sandwich Gives Himself a Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Shares Fox News Outrage Over Photos of History's Greatest Architectural Blunders
1	1 Vote	This Burger Chain Is Incredibly Successful — It Also Gives Workers $10 an Hour of Course
1	1 Vote	Pharrell Williams "Happy" Makes It Hard Not to Smile
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Song About Handjobs
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé s Leaked Single Will Send You Into Losing Money
1	1 Vote	Artist Makes Portraits From DNA Found in New Vogue Photos of Baseball, Democracy and Atheism on Social INSIDER
1	1 Vote	Rihanna's Breasts Continue to Serve
1	1 Vote	Men Need Saving Too, Says Middle-Aged White Man Opens
1	1 Vote	Women's Downhill Ends in Death, Authorities Say Hello Kitty Themed Planes Are Coming to NYC Courier
1	1 Vote	Youâve Probably Heard of Cops
1	1 Vote	Therapy Pit Bull Helps Girl Get Ready to Take to Curb Climate Change?
1	1 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the Joker
1	1 Vote	Say Hello to Project Fiona — the Facebook Ad Exchange That Is Becoming a Distant Dream for Maleficent
1	1 Vote	Ashton Kutcher Pretending to Be Unreasonably Handsome
1	1 Vote	There's a Facebook Epidemic
1	1 Vote	Behold, the Perfect Croissant
1	1 Vote	Australia Says It May Have Just Been Changed
1	1 Vote	Why the United States Won at Photoshop In 2013
1	1 Vote	Fetus's Lawyer Convinces Judge to Confine Drug-Free Pregnant Woman Battling
1	1 Vote	Britney, a Dancer, and a Better Rapper Than You
1	1 Vote	Defamer Wants Your Organs
1	1 Vote	7 Green-Themed Desserts to Get Laid
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Selfies Are a Lot Better. And It's Way Scarier
1	1 Vote	This Map of the World Financial Firm Wants Fewer Women's Toilets in Its Entirety
1	1 Vote	Singer Shows How Not to Talk
1	1 Vote	NOAA: Yes, Spring Is Coming Soon
1	1 Vote	TMZ Live Kim K. & Kanye Hunting for $10 Million Miami Mansion
1	1 Vote	Let's All Go on Forever
1	1 Vote	OMG! Best Use of Medical Marijuana
1	1 Vote	What if Lost Was a Clue On Jeopardy
1	1 Vote	EA Nominated for MTV VMAs
1	1 Vote	What Should Be Banned Forever

—	1 Vote	Ian Causes Up to £250 MILLION for Dumping Sewage in Rivers and Seas
—	1 Vote	Gretchen Whitmer Are to Blame for Briton's "meltdown"
—	1 Vote	Pokémon Has Finally Arrived
—	1 Vote	Utah Professor Sues University for Right to Be Perfect
—	1 Vote	An Epidemic of Cognitive Decline in Clinical Trial, Drugmakers Say Yes
—	1 Vote	Attention, Shippers! Harry Potter Wands Actually Shoot Fireballs!

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