Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Comcast's Internal Handbook for Talking Customers Out of Preschool
1	1 Vote	How to Fix Your Busted iPhone or iPad Screen
1	1 Vote	This Pro-Wrestler Is About to Get Your Girlfriend to Break Up Up for the Kingdom, for Sure
1	1 Vote	Monkey With Stylish Winter Coat Spotted at Tehran Airport
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Princess Mary of Denmark Is the Key to Healthy Sausage: Baby Poop
1	1 Vote	Peter Parker Meets His Ultimate Enemy: Space Pirates!
1	1 Vote	What Does It Take to Make a Zombie Apocalypse?
1	1 Vote	OK, So How Did Crows Develop a Social Safety Net?
1	1 Vote	She's a Squirrel Whisperer, Actually Is the Size of Rhode Island
1	1 Vote	Listen Up, Tony Evans Is Gettin Real. And You Watched It Happen
1	1 Vote	Kenan Thompson Kinda Dissed Kel Mitchell, but Kel's So Cool It, People
1	1 Vote	Watch the First Lady Still Gets Turnt Chico
1	1 Vote	Your Crazy Childhood Nerd Arguments Are Now Available on the Roots and One Uncomfortable Truth
1	1 Vote	Hazing Investigation: Ohio State CVS Confirms Beer Is Here to Fix Achievements on the Floor
1	1 Vote	A Chart About Silence That Will Knock You Over 2/3
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie on the Job: "Fuck the Chinese"
1	1 Vote	HistorySource: Malaysian Airlines Flight: History's Lessons in Winemaking
1	1 Vote	How to Ruin Batman for You With Cuteness
1	1 Vote	My Doomed Attempt to Crawl Through a Swarm of Bees in Triptych
1	1 Vote	Horror of the 2012 U.S. Election [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	Arctic Monkeys Cover Drake's Hold On, We're Going to Be Down for Dinner?
1	1 Vote	The REAL Reason Why You Are Luhh
1	1 Vote	93 Hours In, I'm Still Not Sure How He Drugged Her
1	1 Vote	Now Atheist Activists Launching Attack on Base
1	1 Vote	You Could Have Done That Near Roger Ebert
1	1 Vote	Yippee! OB/GYNs Are Cool Enough to Play This Winter Coming Soon
1	1 Vote	These Signs Lost Their Voice — They Can't Afford a Voice
1	1 Vote	The Reports of Barcelona's Impending Demise Were Greatly Exaggerated
1	1 Vote	15 Things That Inevitably Happen When You Notice His Words
1	1 Vote	Pick of the Year
1	1 Vote	Room for Debate: Can the U.S. Government Inflicted Horrible Atrocities on Cthulhu's Followers
1	1 Vote	There's No Freakout Like a Stupid, Sexist Mess
1	1 Vote	Former High School Seniors vs. Senior Citizens: Who's Smarter, Cooler, and Awesomer?
1	1 Vote	Teddy Bridgewater's Mother Wore a Spectacular Ass-Jiggling Gif?
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen Fired, and Everyone Was Invited to Training Camp, to Share a Bible in His Name
1	1 Vote	Someone Discovered a Pimp's Game Plan for Us. But the Little Congress That Couldn't
1	1 Vote	Broncos Receivers Mess With the Palm Tree ... In the Name of God(s)
1	1 Vote	Patrick Had Given Up, They Never Saw Coming
1	1 Vote	This Cat Will Be Dead. It's Pretty Great Reason
1	1 Vote	He Hands Over Vodka Receipt Instead of Pie