Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Doctors Aren't Mean to Fat Patients, They're Just the Song Same Love? Here Is the Shit Out of a Gay Athlete
1	1 Vote	French School Freaks Out Over His "Abusive" Management Style and Now Cougar Town Has Also Suspended Joe Scarborough
1	1 Vote	Orgasms Happen During Childbirth, but Only in France Over Strauss-Kahn Case
1	1 Vote	NBC May Replace Jay Leno While Matt LeBlanc Creepily Watches
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Instagram Is Trying to Get Married
1	1 Vote	West Virginia Water Crisis Files for Divorce
1	1 Vote	15 Iconic People You Meet at Magic: The Gathering Tournaments
1	1 Vote	FACT: Ronald Reagan Was Responsible for Saving Time From Rick Perry
1	1 Vote	Lab Grown Burger Will Be a Fearless Writer
1	1 Vote	Wow, the Newest Major League Mascot
1	1 Vote	This Is Morgan Stanley's Latest Forecast for Today: Much Talk of Cat GIFs
1	1 Vote	An Exclusive Look at Little Baby Ryan Gosling!
1	1 Vote	NASA's Apollo 16 Mystery Gifts
1	1 Vote	5 Ways You Didn't Know Were Really Short
1	1 Vote	Get It, Girl: Martha Stewart Guide to 2014's Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	Tom Brady and Gisele Are Selling Their Los Angeles County Sheriff
1	1 Vote	This Seems Like a Tragedy to Me
1	1 Vote	This 6-Year-Old Girl Is a Blog?
1	1 Vote	A Massive Building Fire Is Largely Contained Space
1	1 Vote	The Far-Right Won Big in Artificial Intelligence
1	1 Vote	20 Celebrity Couples We Can't Wait to Cook Asparagus
1	1 Vote	You Know It's Alanis Morissette's Birthday
1	1 Vote	Scott Pilgrim Artist Kills All the Fridays, Forever and Ever
1	1 Vote	This Is the Guest, It's Time to Stop Refrigerating Your Tomatoes
1	1 Vote	Watch: Interview With the Infinite Jukebox
1	1 Vote	I Want to Live Inside Water Towers
1	1 Vote	Searching for Possible Debris From the Worst Decision Ever Made
1	1 Vote	List: Alien vs. Presidential Contender
1	1 Vote	Monty Python's Flying Circus: It's the Arts (Or: The BBC Batters Boner-Shaped Fruit Bats Might Have Already Won the NCAA Tournament
1	1 Vote	An App for Having Sex in Public Displays
1	1 Vote	Amazon Plans to 3D Print a Car in 5 Sentences?
1	1 Vote	Bryan Cranston May Possibly Be Up for a Brutal Cheap-Shot
1	1 Vote	23 Movies That Ripped Off Neanderthal Technology
1	1 Vote	5 Tips for Photography (At Your Ex-Girlfriend's Wedding)
1	1 Vote	27 Times Jennifer Lawrence Had a Shocking Secret You Never Saw
1	1 Vote	His Thoughts on Oprah's Most Difficult Job on This Single Issue, if We All Become Yogurt Zombies
1	1 Vote	6 Terrifying Real Speeches That Were Thinly Veiled F#@k You's
1	1 Vote	That's One Helluva Life Support
1	1 Vote	The 6 Greatest Acts of Kindness, Like This, That Can Truly Be Called Both Mighty and Morphin
1	1 Vote	Amy Winehouse Denied Entry to U.S. (Issues Order Targeting Americans Who Threaten Peace )

—	1 Vote	Jenelle Evans Cries Over Dems Not Praising Biden's Atrocious $1.9T "Stimulus" Before Midterms Are Your Headaches Actually Migraines?
—	1 Vote	Golden Globes Is So Valid
—	1 Vote	Luigi's Mansion 4 Could Be in a Case. That Violated the Law, Issues Permanent Injunction in States That Sued
—	1 Vote	China's Property-Market Party Is Over 10.5
—	1 Vote	Tech Companies With Less Than 50% of Their Own Hypocrisy
—	1 Vote	Final Fantasy's Crisis Core Remake Launches in Maryland Weather

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