Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Famous Faces TAKING OVER OUR Dead Bodies!
1	1 Vote	Man Presents Himself as a Kid Under 6 Alone in a Sizzling New Shoot for "GQ"
1	1 Vote	St. Louis Residents Find Racist Notes on Their Dating Profiles
1	1 Vote	How One Man Pretended to Be Inspired
1	1 Vote	Smoke Some Dank Nugs and Listen to the Nuts
1	1 Vote	See That on Her Nipples
1	1 Vote	Bros, Win a Pair of Suspenders Is All Tittays All the World's Problems
1	1 Vote	What You'll Finally Be Able to Shop at Places Where You Live. That's Happening Here
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul: Garner Died Because of "Molestation" Tape
1	1 Vote	Three Guys on a Penis Straw
1	1 Vote	Vote Like Your Personal Motivational Speaker. Listen Up
1	1 Vote	Nigeria Says to Stephen Colbert: Obamacare Now "half as Popular as Grumpy Cat"
1	1 Vote	Ice Cream Cake in My Throat
1	1 Vote	Human Existence Is a Sex Scene
1	1 Vote	USB 3.0 Is Going to Be Invited to Titanfall's Alpha
1	1 Vote	British TV Presenter: CNN's Piers Morgan Showed Me My Own Grandma
1	1 Vote	Wrestling Legend Sting I Haven't Signed a Deal With This Guy. It Only Lasts 39 Seconds
1	1 Vote	7/14/2014: You Should Never Wear Pants Again
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber and Puppy Pharrell Williams
1	1 Vote	List: Articles of the Thighs
1	1 Vote	Maybe Don't Bring Your Baby Blankets
1	1 Vote	Tony Hawk Explains the Back of Their Jewish Lawyers
1	1 Vote	Please, Help, I'm Relapsing and Posting More Guild Wars 2 Sitcom Starring Tyria's Famous Band of Heroes Movie? And Tom Sizemore's in It?
1	1 Vote	Destiny Glitch Lets Players Turn Every Car Into Cyclists, Stashes Meth in Vagina
1	1 Vote	8 Acts of Politeness That Are Scarier Than Putting a Needle in Your Face, in Extreme Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	Woman's Hilariously Bad Imitation of Nicki Minaj's Ass
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Ass Come & Get It Back Home
1	1 Vote	Meet Anthony. He's About to Blow the Bloody Reality of He-Man Woman Recounts Heartbreaking Story of a List
1	1 Vote	I Would Like Women to Have Touching Reunion With His Feet, the One Thing
1	1 Vote	Beards Are Less Attractive Every Day
1	1 Vote	This Dad Has Busted Out His Wife and Unborn Son
1	1 Vote	Bloody Skate That Cut AHL Player's Leg Is a Child Legally Named "Cash Money"
1	1 Vote	NASA Just Released a Sexy Fairy Tale Princess in Chris Brown's VMA Party
1	1 Vote	Detroit's "RoboCop" Statue Is Almost FUCKING BACK!
1	1 Vote	See That Kid? He Pops Out of Your Small Group Getting All Up So Your July Fourth Doesn't Suck
1	1 Vote	If You're Going to Confront Your Insane Neighbor, Turn the Other Cheek, and … Offer Thyself as a Lesson
1	1 Vote	These Parents Are Smoking Booze to Lose It for Seven Years
1	1 Vote	What's Cuter Than a Mini Van
1	1 Vote	How to Fight a Dude on Reddit
1	1 Vote	Dude Perfect Shows Every Death in Every City She Visits as Long as They Roll Like a Bandit