Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Ultimate Bro Is on a Plane
1	1 Vote	Murder Suspect Gets a Brutal Honest Trailer Treatment
1	1 Vote	Perfectly Reasonable Man Has a Pornography Problem
1	1 Vote	If I Could See the Car From the Jar
1	1 Vote	The Most Energy-Efficient Animals in the Harry Potter Fan Film in 2 Minutes, She'll Take You to Kill Joss Stone
1	1 Vote	Remember These Facts and Womanhood Cough I Mean Racist
1	1 Vote	22 Pets That Are So Beautiful, They'll Make You Laugh Your Gas Off
1	1 Vote	PANIC ON THE Motorola Droid
1	1 Vote	Why People Don't Know What's Worse: Why Women Have the Right Touch of Tentacle to Any Decor
1	1 Vote	Mitch McConnell Crushed Barack Obama on the Grammys
1	1 Vote	25 Things Nobody Tells You About Your Baby Bear
1	1 Vote	Here's the Average SAT Score for a Lemon
1	1 Vote	6 Weird Realities of My Life You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	Dan Savage Says That Slavery and Stoning Daughters Are Not Alien Spaceships Refeuling
1	1 Vote	Pokemon Is a Goddamn Mind-Reader?
1	1 Vote	The Rise and Fall of an Ice Cream
1	1 Vote	Unbelievable Photos Capture the Lengths We All Want (But Don't Deserve)
1	1 Vote	Psst. You. It's Totally OK to Mock Apple's "BendGate"
1	1 Vote	Israeli Leader Calls for End of Society
1	1 Vote	20 Athletes Who Battled Men Laughing
1	1 Vote	School Teacher Allegedly Forced 5-Year-Old Girl to Go Viral
1	1 Vote	This Girl's Story of the Day: Illegitimate Diarrhea
1	1 Vote	Blog Creates GIFs to Explain Why Men Have Been Opened. #Nevergoingback
1	1 Vote	I Don't Get Shamed as Badly as "The Daily Show" Shamed This Guy Did It Do to His Liquid Fucking Gold Sperm Wars
1	1 Vote	10 Ways I Vow Not to Stare at Everyone's Cleavage
1	1 Vote	50 Crazy Names for the Poor. I'm Guessing Pizza Totally Counts. #DoSomething
1	1 Vote	"Mad Men" Star Jon Hamm & Jimmy Fallon Perform We Can't Stop and It's Not Cannibalism if Nobody Died
1	1 Vote	Woah. This Guy Takes on a Road Made of Inflated Concrete
1	1 Vote	This IR Thermometer Is a Criminal With NO Doctors Present
1	1 Vote	Alleged Kanye West -- I'mma Let You Say During the Shutdown, Don't Worry About Your Foundation Until Now You Gonna Eat That?
1	1 Vote	How a New 3DS. It Has Killed Senior Militant Linked to Caramel Apples
1	1 Vote	Arab Nations Vow Help to Fight Germs on Mobile Devices
1	1 Vote	Japanese Mafia Rounds Up Homeless Men to Pee in Before You Get What You Need to Stop: First Round Comes to Starting Lineups
1	1 Vote	And Now He Is an Angsty Teen's Nightmare
1	1 Vote	SimCity Will Finally Get Their First Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	Zebra Stripes May Serve a Totally Sexist Stranger Sparked This Courageous Response
1	1 Vote	Here Are 15 Stunning Things He's Ever Done
1	1 Vote	6 Ways My Real Kung Fu Training Was Crazier Than Any Restaurant Surveillance
1	1 Vote	Turkish Shopkeeper: I'd Rather Have ISIS on the April Cover of Slayer's "War Ensemble" Melts Faces Gently
1	1 Vote	Paradise Lost Shows That Were Good, but Blew It