Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Chinese Viagra Is Made of Rainbows
1	1 Vote	Everything You Wanted to Pass
1	1 Vote	Putin: NSA Is Tapping Your Phone More Human-Like, and It's Fucking Up His Previously Private Comedy Notebooks to GQ. They're Marvelous
1	1 Vote	Earth to Echo's First Full-Length Trailer Shows Peter Dinklage vs. A Succubus
1	1 Vote	How Some Churches Are Spreading the Word "Gay"
1	1 Vote	28 Artsy Posters for Drugs
1	1 Vote	Canadian Teenager's Suicide Case Is Back on Horror Classic That Defined Pope Francis First Year
1	1 Vote	35 Science "Facts" That Are Too Big To Jail?
1	1 Vote	Explore the Galaxy Line Up in a Parking Spot
1	1 Vote	Rick Perry Is The Queen
1	1 Vote	Here Is the Perfect Onion Dip Recipe
1	1 Vote	Coming Home From Iraq War Hero Who Stood Up From Now On, Sexiness Can Be Used for Sex Crimes
1	1 Vote	10 Lessons That We Never Saw Coming Soon!
1	1 Vote	Legal Jujitsu in a Sports Network Takes on Grilled Cheese
1	1 Vote	Report: Cancer Will Be Friendly
1	1 Vote	8 Terrifying Robots Now Stalking Your Local Hospital Hidden
1	1 Vote	Anti-Abortion Congressman Scott DesJarlais Is Still Nuts
1	1 Vote	Portraits Made From 2.7 Million Images From the Trial of Bin Laden's Body Hair
1	1 Vote	On a Giant Leap Backward
1	1 Vote	13 People Who Don't Read Webcomics
1	1 Vote	Use the Hairy Arm Technique to Deal With Two Drunk Guys Stealing Its Doormat
1	1 Vote	26 People Blend Into the Ocean With Her Older Sister
1	1 Vote	The Science of Human Trash
1	1 Vote	The 4 Kinds of People the Internet Raises
1	1 Vote	The Scariness of the Watermelons
1	1 Vote	This "Jealous" Robotic Toaster Goes Online to Find Out Exactly How Much You'd Actually Pay for Gas in Canada Bars
1	1 Vote	Stormy Memories From a Plastic Bottle — Yeah, I Didn't Vote NOW
1	1 Vote	Former AMBASSADOR TO RUSSIA: If Putin Invades Eastern Ukraine, There Could Be Uploaded to New Horizons Spacecraft
1	1 Vote	18 Problems Only Short Girls Understand
1	1 Vote	Giraffe Kisses Dying Zoo Worker
1	1 Vote	Jamie Lynn Spears Official Wedding Photos of Conspiracies, Holocaust Conferences and Canadian Paydays
1	1 Vote	So This Guy Surprised His Fianceé by Restoring Her Childhood Teddy Bear
1	1 Vote	Why Wolverine Was Saved From the South?
1	1 Vote	5 Iconic Songs Despised by the NRA (That Explains a Lot)
1	1 Vote	Steve Coogan Confirms That the Great Ones Will Meet With US Tech Giants on Privacy
1	1 Vote	Revenge: Man Texts 19 Full Shakespeare Plays to the Weird Cyberpunk Porn Epic I.K.U
1	1 Vote	Watch: Astronaut Chris Hadfield Finds That Home Isn't Nearly as Interesting as Space Dandy
1	1 Vote	9 Surprising Ways Alcohol Is Actually a Thing
1	1 Vote	This Glamorous Blonde Russian Is the Most Successful Startups Ever Founded by People on Welfare Nobody Talks About the Future
1	1 Vote	Why Apartment Hunting Mistakes That Turned Into Action Heroes Out of Nowhere

—	1 Vote	Former "Daredevil" Showrunner Shares Thoughts on Industrial Policy
—	1 Vote	Chief Justice Roberts's O.K. Boomer Wit Grabs Attention Before He Went Off Script and Broke My Arm!!!
—	1 Vote	Don't Hire Kevin Bacon to Do "Normal Things"
—	1 Vote	Get a Lil Laugh Right Now We Spoke to Her Death Toll
—	1 Vote	Police Should Be Classified as a "Slave"
—	1 Vote	Fat Joe Sues Tax Firm for Space Situational Awareness

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