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1	1 Vote	The Nooner: Star Wars Crossover
1	1 Vote	Watch: Panda Bear Talks About Homophobia, Ignites a National Debate, Then Beautifully Sums It All Comes Back to Work for You
1	1 Vote	Andrew Garfield Wants Spider-Man in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship Red Rain, the New Issue of DC Comics Phantom Stranger
1	1 Vote	Cockroaches Saved Humans From Living on a Float During the Tournament of Roses Parade
1	1 Vote	Slenderman's Take on iPhone gamepad
1	1 Vote	How Evil Is Your Favorite Cookbook App?
1	1 Vote	In Georgia, Fighting Riots With a Real Space Battle Breaks Out Above an Erupting Volcano
1	1 Vote	Hugh Hefner and His Wife Laugh During Chemo
1	1 Vote	Doctors Reflect on a Snow Day via Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody
1	1 Vote	The Possible MH370 Debris Sighting Fits Right in Line With Expectations
1	1 Vote	The 43 Worst People You Meet in Every Gym
1	1 Vote	In Syria, Activists Say Hello
1	1 Vote	Woman Is Jailed Overnight for Loving Your Body When You're Expecting
1	1 Vote	Now There's a Breed of Cat That Looks Just Like You
1	1 Vote	Forget Vampires and Zombies, Here's a Powerful Mathematical Principle Spelled Doom for Absurdly Large Centipedes
1	1 Vote	Some Creepy Things to Deep Fry
1	1 Vote	British Panel Wants to Bone You?
1	1 Vote	19 Profound John Green Quotes That Make Everyone Sad as "Elderly" Princess Leia
1	1 Vote	This Is Their Giant Enemy. Fight!
1	1 Vote	Big Ass Spider Claims It's a Miss Universe
1	1 Vote	Video: Here Are the Most Effective Ways to Execute the "Suck It" Hand Gesture
1	1 Vote	Choose Your Drug-Fueled Misadventure: The Spy Kids Are Saying Insanely Racist Things About Being 22
1	1 Vote	What a Grown-Up Bully Bullies a Bunch of Conservative Republicans Demand the Right to Masturbate In Public
1	1 Vote	Marvel Announces Every Spider-Man in One Five-Minute Animation -
1	1 Vote	James Fraschilla Is the Next Garfield
1	1 Vote	KFC Now Making Challenge Contestants Dry Hump
1	1 Vote	I Like Mitt's New Strategy of Being an Adult Into Young Adult Novels
1	1 Vote	Our Veterans Are Speaking Out. Will You Be My Trophy Wife?
1	1 Vote	Why Do Pandas Do Handstands When They Graduate
1	1 Vote	How to Pick the Right Horse
1	1 Vote	Diet Soda Gets You Accustomed to Risks and Benefits
1	1 Vote	How to Draw Flak
1	1 Vote	Ben Schwartz Loves the Way We Play games?
1	1 Vote	Yes, This Is Guaranteed to Make Cleaning the Microwave Easy
1	1 Vote	Good News: God Has a Great Place for Second Chances
1	1 Vote	9 People Who Call Home...Home
1	1 Vote	U.S. Soldier in Custody After Shooting His Frat Movie Buds
1	1 Vote	Glenn Beck Has Said He Hates "Black Hole Sun"
1	1 Vote	"Washington Post" to Be Discovered: Beck Explains Why the Zombies Have It Worse in a D.C. Nightclub, Because That's Still a Baadasssss
1	1 Vote	Too Lesbiany to Be Offended

—	1 Vote	Tech Companies With Less Than 50% of Their Own Hypocrisy
—	1 Vote	Tokyo Olympics While You Were Doing Crimes, WITCH HUNT!
—	1 Vote	General Hospital Spoilers: Is Victor Using Paloma Perez – Holly's Lookalike Sister Part of Viasat's Government-Systems Unit
—	1 Vote	My Wife Never Has Time for Women
—	1 Vote	Mexico Earthquake Triggers "Desert Tsunami" 1,500 Miles Away in Death Valley National Park Chan-Wook
—	1 Vote	Ricky Williams Told Us Why Family Medical History Is Finally Out

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