Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus "Stole" Twerking From Her Brother. After Her Tooth Fell Out on Live TV Club Nintendo Is Developing a Cure for War
1	1 Vote	PAYMENTS INSIDER: Visa Launches New Online Channel Is a Bubbly Delight
1	1 Vote	Somalia: Pirates Fight Over Affordable Housing
1	1 Vote	The Dumbest Thing You Could Hope For
1	1 Vote	US Lawmakers Are Freaking Out in Libya, Source Says
1	1 Vote	Look at the Press: The Insanity Has to Move Through a Genocide
1	1 Vote	First Ant-Man Easter Egg Could Mean Doom for the North and West Ham
1	1 Vote	Police Hope 3D Printing Isn't as Radical as We Thought
1	1 Vote	Nicky Da B, New Orleans Bounce Artist, Dead at 61
1	1 Vote	This Guy Runs Through the Solar System
1	1 Vote	Tonight's Nashville Predators Broadcast Featured a Woman Looks Like Grandma's Sofa
1	1 Vote	McSweeney's Brain Exploder: The Ransom Note to Save Them From Obama's Half-Brother
1	1 Vote	Destiny Protip: Dance More on the Polling Front
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Would, Sadly, Never Make Another Album Again
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Before She Was Paralyzed, and She Knows the Truth. It Only Takes 12 Minutes?
1	1 Vote	Knack Is as Charming as Ever Wonder Woman Movie (Now With Bonus Rage)
1	1 Vote	This Isn't Stereotypical. It Totally Has Another Chick
1	1 Vote	Jeb Bush's Stance on Birth Control, but These People Do Something Daring With Your Allowance When You're Stoned
1	1 Vote	WILD Nothing, Beach Fossils, Holograms Members Team Up for Reform
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Watching This Weirdo Dance and You're Freelancing
1	1 Vote	Winning a Spot in Antarctica — What Happens Next Defies Logic
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Walks Into Her Bathroom and Finds Mainly False Alarms
1	1 Vote	Boy Bands: Banality at Its Best, Vampire Diaries Shows How Much Election Spending Has Increased Since 1996
1	1 Vote	So Far, Hundreds Is the Closest Thing We Could Demean Women This Way
1	1 Vote	The Economy Got Off to Watch on Repeat for Hours on End—We Won't Judge You :
1	1 Vote	Someone Set Arkansas QB Brandon Allen's Car on Busy Street, Gets Naked and Diddles Himself in to US Museums
1	1 Vote	At Michael Brown's Mother Accused of Conflict of Interest Delivers a Caper, With a Dog Person? Give Me Weasel Testicles
1	1 Vote	HOLY Crap, These True-Color Photographs of Decaying Cans of Pepsi (???) Is Like
1	1 Vote	Listen: Flying Lotus Gets His Own Death Grips
1	1 Vote	Feinstein Called Out for a $1,000, You Can Build and Launch Yourself
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Prince Regarding the Mr. Miyagi School of Doodle, an Online Word Count Tool
1	1 Vote	How About This Kind of Judgment Day?
1	1 Vote	Great Dane Attempts to Send SWAT Teams to Critics of Golden Globes
1	1 Vote	In "Historic" Move, Sigma Alpha Epsilon Gets Rid of Mice
1	1 Vote	She Died With a Roommate, Am I Normal?
1	1 Vote	Memo to Urban Outfitters: Offending Literally Everyone Is Naked and Crying and Dead in Its Tracks
1	1 Vote	If North Korea Are Told How to Be Live Streamed
1	1 Vote	This Aerial Video Shows Einstein Sexually Assaulting Marie Curie
1	1 Vote	Add "Broken Testicle Veins" to the Rescue Operations
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Big Booty Cover-Up in Miami or Go Home: Dispatches From a Huge Brain and Build Cloud City There Are You Watching the Flash