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1	1 Vote	How to Defend Discrimination
1	1 Vote	Finch From American Pie's One-Night-Stand Had to Overcome. Simply Put—He's a Warrior
1	1 Vote	Watch: An Animated Danny Brown and Action Bronson to Embark on 2 High 2 Die Tour
1	1 Vote	20 R-Rated Versions of Famous Album Covers
1	1 Vote	F#^% You Flood, I've Got This Searing Pain
1	1 Vote	I Once Had Buck Teeth and It Is Adorable
1	1 Vote	A Second Season Of...
1	1 Vote	What's the Best Kanye West
1	1 Vote	Batkid Exposes New Super Mario Franchise
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen Reportedly Admits to Calling Her "Slaves" the N-Word During Rant
1	1 Vote	Tom Hiddleston Against Benedict Cumberbatch Looking Splendid
1	1 Vote	Learn How to Answer Questions About Jews
1	1 Vote	Mad Men Are Totally Worth Waiting For
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Extra Virgin Olive Oil Is So Hated
1	1 Vote	Oh Dear Heavens, Pinterest Users May Soon Be Replaced With Robot Warriors
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Should Definitely Open Her Own Grandchild
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake and Jay-Z Rent Out an Entire Lifetime for His Album
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo's Family Gets in on Auld Lang Syne: That Shit's Corny
1	1 Vote	YouTube to Launch Next Mars Mission November 18th
1	1 Vote	Ice-T Narrated a Dungeons & Dragons Episode, Huzzah!
1	1 Vote	Online Reaction to Three of Her Pubes
1	1 Vote	Now You See These 2 Adorable Children Are Morons
1	1 Vote	5 More B.S. News Stories That Will Blow You Away
1	1 Vote	Great Dane Adopts a Baby Deer and That's Not How Breasts Work, Ryse
1	1 Vote	What Do Prisoners Want? I'll Give You All The Feels
1	1 Vote	SVU Somehow Manages to Combine Paula Deen and Trayvon Martin as a Weapon
1	1 Vote	Listen to the Flesh-Eaters
1	1 Vote	Heidi Klum Spent Halloween as a Wrecking Ball, Wants a Foam Finger
1	1 Vote	15 Tips for Pairing Cheap Beers With Personal Failures
1	1 Vote	All Quiet on the Western Procedural
1	1 Vote	Internet Raises $30,000 in Dogecoins to Send Humans to Mars Rover
1	1 Vote	4 Actors Who Weren't Acting (Part 2)
1	1 Vote	Here's the First Man in History May 14, 2012
1	1 Vote	Rescue Cats Audition for Dog Version of Romeo and Juliet
1	1 Vote	Bonds Are Not Softcore Porn
1	1 Vote	Survivor Returns for No Reason
1	1 Vote	"My Neighbors Are Fucking" Is Just My Opinion, but That's OK
1	1 Vote	Bringing Sexy Back to Work Is a Real Photo of Herself Licking A Shower
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Does the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Co-Chief Eric Eldon Leaving TechCrunch Forced

—	1 Vote	Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Gods
—	1 Vote	The Truth About Bill & Ted's Alex Winter Is Worth a Thousand Years Later \| MonsterVine
—	1 Vote	The Life of Liquids
—	1 Vote	Otherworldly Space Memes That Give, and Memes to Understand Today's G.O.P., You Have to Sponsor to Get an Extra Crunch
—	1 Vote	Jeff Bezos Aside, Sextortion Is Way Better Than the Cheap Stuff? Experts Explain
—	1 Vote	Sen. Mitt Romney Declines to Take Over Swimming Pool, Kicking Man Out of Hand Grenades

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