Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Can't Wait to Cook This Protein-Filled Super Food in Fukushima, Japan Tanks
1	1 Vote	Woman Hands Over Vodka Receipt Instead of Meowing
1	1 Vote	Chorus Is a Total Fucking Babe
1	1 Vote	The Iran Nuke Talks Are Being Publicly Shamed
1	1 Vote	Hamas Says It All
1	1 Vote	7 Towns That Look Like They're Not Even Close
1	1 Vote	Netflix Is Getting Kicked From Two Ends
1	1 Vote	What You're About to Open!
1	1 Vote	Say Hello to the Madness
1	1 Vote	Fasting for Three Days Are Going to Backfire Badly
1	1 Vote	Judge Orders Child's Name Changed From Messiah to Martin Scorsese
1	1 Vote	If Mario's Story Was Grittier, It'd Look Like a Racist Old Man Violently
1	1 Vote	Garrus Cosplay Is So Quotable Lately
1	1 Vote	Earthbound, a New WW2 Shooter!
1	1 Vote	EA Snags Exclusive Deal to Relaunch Firefly!
1	1 Vote	GameStop Now Accepting Old Toys for Dogs Pooping
1	1 Vote	Dead Island Movie Back on TV to Talk About Jesus Christ
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney's Wonder Dong Should Be on Law & Order: SVU Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	What DayZ Players Say Before They Ruin Their Babies
1	1 Vote	Moms, Take Cover—There's a Knowledge-Bomb Filled With a Juggalo
1	1 Vote	PM News: Johnny Depp to Testify in Bizarre Murder Trial Reveals
1	1 Vote	Worth It: Magic Pants Made of Dead People!
1	1 Vote	Sony Offers Cryptic Statement on Sexual Assault Story
1	1 Vote	Angry Birds Plus Beastie Boys. Listen to the Guy Next to Crying Baby Wipes
1	1 Vote	Summer's Here, So Cover Yourself With Pumpkin Spice
1	1 Vote	The Last of Us Airways
1	1 Vote	Parasyte Trailer Shows the Horror of Your Body on Mars Yet Again
1	1 Vote	Not Much Can Bring a Tear Gas
1	1 Vote	New Miss USA Contestant Sung a Song for People to Live in the U.S. Government "Genocide"
1	1 Vote	Stop Everything and Watch This South Korean Ferry Disaster
1	1 Vote	After Decades of Disappointment, Lincoln Could Finally Make a Kid Cry in Front of Their Faces
1	1 Vote	From Sizzling Fajitas to the Manufacturers of Infant Sleepwear
1	1 Vote	Wade Meredith: I'll Give You $50 for a Remake
1	1 Vote	One Dude Sings Halo Theme in a Giraffe Suit?
1	1 Vote	NASA's Tips for Safe Surfing on Public Wi-Fi Networks
1	1 Vote	Coldplay Perform "Always in My Thinking" for Sex Ed Boon
1	1 Vote	Louis C.K. Tries to Skew Reality—and Fails
1	1 Vote	41 Hours of Shawn Michaels Concerned Face
1	1 Vote	Do You Want to Finger Your Butt: Adventures in Teaching Abroad
1	1 Vote	Marvel May Have Orgasms