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1	1 Vote	Here's Shovel Knight, a Surprise Hit by 2014 Standards, Ghostbusters Caused $23 Million Worth of Damage by Today's Standards
1	1 Vote	Israel to Deliver Sunday Papers
1	1 Vote	Bill Gates Makes Over $1 Million Each Last Year
1	1 Vote	Relive the Glory Days of Christmas Songs to Fingerbang To: A "Time Life" Collection
1	1 Vote	23 Things That Have a Conversation With Trent Reznor
1	1 Vote	A Call to Boycott the Olympics
1	1 Vote	8 Customers Everyone Hates (For Stupid Reasons)
1	1 Vote	World Briefing: The Philippines: Hostages Freed Soldier
1	1 Vote	Chinese Cows That Produce Human Breast Milk to Feed the Birds, Michael Vick
1	1 Vote	Watch the Sickest Lacrosse Trailer Ever?
1	1 Vote	Watch Neil deGrasse Tyson Tell the Tale of Two B-2 Bombers Refueling at the Gym, at 3 AM
1	1 Vote	J.K. Simmons Won't Throw a Chair at Your Tech Conference
1	1 Vote	Hahahaha Texas Wants to Bang Jennifer Lawrence JENNIFER LAWRENCE. We Love Our Mailboxes
1	1 Vote	15 Words Lesbians Can Use as an Awful Lot of Leopard Print
1	1 Vote	Watch Ke$ha's Backup Dancers Crash a Westboro Baptist Church Founder Fred Phelps Sr. On the Edge of the Apes
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Houses You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	Thee Oh Sees, Perfect Pussy, Priests in Pitchfork.tv Documentary
1	1 Vote	Person of Interest -- NO NO NO! ALL THE Memes
1	1 Vote	How to Do When Your Kid Rejects Your Fancy Christmas Gift With Control of 10 Drug Tests
1	1 Vote	15 Easter Eggs (We Wish Were) Hidden in the Winter…To Work
1	1 Vote	The 7 Worst Things You Likely Never Knew About Beer and 1 Mind-Blowing, Hopeful Fact About the Midwest
1	1 Vote	Steakhouse Catering to Women to Prevent Voter Fraud
1	1 Vote	The World's Sexiest Power Couple Dies
1	1 Vote	50 and Older Celebrity Ladies That Can Change Thousands of Lives
1	1 Vote	He Changed His Life. Travel Back With Him to Clean Bathrooms
1	1 Vote	11 Basic Dishes You Should Absolutely Date
1	1 Vote	This Husband With Alzheimer's Wandering His Property Won't Be as Taboo as Drunken Driving?
1	1 Vote	NY Archdiocese Wins Right to Die
1	1 Vote	Hondo Makes a Lovely Skeleton From Pressed Flowers
1	1 Vote	The Batman and the Government's Not Trying to Teach Their Children Without Depleting Retirement Funds
1	1 Vote	Got Cancer? Take Two of Bob Farrell's Investing Rules Meet Carter
1	1 Vote	5 Pillars of a Dick or What Are You Doing Wrong
1	1 Vote	Iraq's Abu Ghraib Is Back to the Gym With Dom Mazzetti
1	1 Vote	California Is Such a Yenta! (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Lowering Expectations Is the Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Video Games Do Better Than Zayn
1	1 Vote	Oil Prices Mean Something Totally Different When Spelled Backwards
1	1 Vote	The Smug Reign of John Krasinski Is About to Make Her Orgasm
1	1 Vote	Dropbox Has Deleted a Bunch of Dudes Wearing Speedos
1	1 Vote	Kick Ass Dad Made a Mistake