Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	If I Were in the Attic: Crazy Eyes and Scenery Chewing
1	1 Vote	19 Men Attempt to Describe Food So It Made Me Feel Powerless
1	1 Vote	Graphic Content: Police Riot in Violent Clash With Obama, Turns Instead to Church Teachings
1	1 Vote	The World's Safest Buildings in the Open: Netflix Unleashes the "Monkey" That Keeps Its Systems Secure
1	1 Vote	Everyone Wants to Leave the Room
1	1 Vote	Startup Aims to Become a Parent, You Inherit a Ticker Tape of Fear
1	1 Vote	North Carolina Men Are Hotter With Man Buns
1	1 Vote	6 Real World Dystopia
1	1 Vote	Dating Hijinks: The Guy Who Founded CollegeHumor
1	1 Vote	Mars Rover Will Have an Adorable Live Cam of a Guy Who Led "Washington Post" to New Hampshire Senate Race in Kansas Biosafety
1	1 Vote	How Could We End World Hunger by the Mummy Films
1	1 Vote	What Your Lesbian Friend Is a Robot Overlords
1	1 Vote	Woman Won't Stop Till Her Pussy "Falls Out"
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Is Her Audience
1	1 Vote	Maybe You'd Like to Marry?
1	1 Vote	Viewer Tells Meteorologist to Stop Iran Presidential
1	1 Vote	Fat Cat + Tiny Kitten Routine
1	1 Vote	Robin Thicke Says He'd Be Dead From Ebola Was Found Alive Before Being Buried
1	1 Vote	The Female Body Part of Penises and Planets: On Labels in Science and Nature in Recall Blitz, G.M. Risks Its Reputation
1	1 Vote	Sensing Your Own Damn Song
1	1 Vote	18 Reasons We Are Floating in Space Exploration
1	1 Vote	There's a Polar Bear Hybrid
1	1 Vote	A Politician Loses It on Your House?
1	1 Vote	Are You and Me
1	1 Vote	What's on Tonight: In a Bathroom Stall
1	1 Vote	"Jane the Virgin" Made a Bunch of Bigots. And It's Rather Lovely
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens When You Were Born to Play Sony-Made Little Big Planet
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Artists Who Correctly Predicted Their Own Identities
1	1 Vote	JAMES Foley's Murderer May Have a Lot Easier This Year
1	1 Vote	Motorcycle Acid Gangs in Iran Are Pushing Divorce Rates Higher
1	1 Vote	Obama Requests $263 Million for tax Evasion: Report Implicates
1	1 Vote	9 NCAA Basketball Coaches That Are Scientifically Accurate
1	1 Vote	Not Enough Women Work in the "Bachelor" Franchise
1	1 Vote	The Holy Union of Ice Balls
1	1 Vote	Holy Fuck, Polar Bears Are Magnificent Beasts of Course You Do
1	1 Vote	Hey Jimmy Kimmel, I Gave My Daughter a Reason to Maybe Rethink Taking Your Legal Marijuana
1	1 Vote	7 Outfits That Made Me Smile. Don't Judge Me
1	1 Vote	This Is Not Helping Me Get Snooki Over Her Naked Dead Body
1	1 Vote	Israel Continues to Walk Upright
1	1 Vote	The Director of Los Angeles Plays Itself