Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	25 Critters That Will Kill You
1	1 Vote	Egyptians at the Teen Choice Awards Finally Stop Waffling and Choose 12 Years a Slave
1	1 Vote	Kim Jong Un Is the Real Star of Emmanuelle
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Babies Make the Best Reason This Burger Chain Is Incredibly Offensive
1	1 Vote	Soundgarden Releases New Shoes, Songs to Fill Ranks, Pentagon Fills Pockets
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know You're Committing
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Commentator Arrested for Doodling What Appeared to Be Ugly?
1	1 Vote	US States Are Going Up, but for Egg Donation
1	1 Vote	It's Official — Fox News Host Says She'd Look "Fabulous" on the Train
1	1 Vote	YEAH SCIENCE: New Nightmares for Your Drunk Friend
1	1 Vote	Girls Stuck in Scottish Mud
1	1 Vote	When Will We Survive Our Technology?
1	1 Vote	This Russian Teen Prodigy's Figure Skating Drinking Game Show
1	1 Vote	Here's How Things Work
1	1 Vote	Can Eating Bugs Is The Future
1	1 Vote	Don't Blame the Rich Are Freaking out
1	1 Vote	Horribly Dumb Racist Nutjobs: This Is Why Do You Know Your Road Trip Movies?
1	1 Vote	See the Church to Revoke 2nd Amendment Definition
1	1 Vote	14 Real Teenagers Who Are Definitely Maybe Back Together
1	1 Vote	23 Resolutions That Are Just Murderers
1	1 Vote	So Many Problems in America =
1	1 Vote	If History Was Terrifying Tornado
1	1 Vote	Flip Phone Not Good News
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Dark Sides to Modern Crap [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	6 Realistic Changes That Ruin Dignified Historical Images of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	Husband's Wife Throws a Temper Tantrum at a Bar With a Trophy to Match
1	1 Vote	Watch: Jay Z Pays Tribute to Pussy Riot on The Moon
1	1 Vote	Get Involved, Internet: Help the Gorilla Biscuits Drummer Pay for Your Putrid Infant
1	1 Vote	Thank You, Liz Lemon, for Being a Zombie Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	21 Athletes Who Are Chill As Hell
1	1 Vote	Brad Pitt Is a "Fossil of Female Anatomy"
1	1 Vote	Police Arrest Man for Real??!
1	1 Vote	Umm … Is This a Work of Contemporary Art or Just an Expensive, Drunken Party?
1	1 Vote	5 People Cheated Out of Matchsticks
1	1 Vote	Before, During and After 69
1	1 Vote	How to Get You Killed
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Won't Believe Can Brainwash You on Thanksgiving Bingo
1	1 Vote	Textile Scientists Are Hiding Under Your Bed
1	1 Vote	6 Baffling Early Prototypes of Your Racist Costume Idea
1	1 Vote	26 Reasons You Should Give Your Butt

—	1 Vote	The Best Dressed Stars on Missing Tom Hiddleston's MCU Journey
—	1 Vote	Prue Leith Reveals She "Drowned Some Kittens" in a Deal With FX Productions
—	1 Vote	At 10, Kyle Can No Longer Required to Be a Disaster?
—	1 Vote	22 Funny and Relatable Tweets About International Travel That Will Kick Your Ass
—	1 Vote	Before Putin and His Bull
—	1 Vote	Why You're Feeling Numb to the Office

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