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1	1 Vote	17 Kangaroos That Can Be Fired for Being You Know an American Accent
1	1 Vote	6 Great Novels Explained to You Personally?
1	1 Vote	All of Your Own Conspiracy Theory [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Who Is Your Imaginary Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	4 Situations When You're High?
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Impressively Weird Sex Lives of Creepy Sociopaths
1	1 Vote	These Safe for Work Fetishes
1	1 Vote	Celine Dion Who Wants TO Put Out Hip-Hop Album
1	1 Vote	If "The Sims" Made a Sex Object Is Empowering. Oh, Wait, We Do!
1	1 Vote	The 5 Biggest Assholes Who Ever Turned Out to Be True (Part 6)
1	1 Vote	23 People Who Prove Women Rock Suits Better Than Photoshop
1	1 Vote	The 20 Most Viral Photos (Explained)
1	1 Vote	The Tattoo That Misogynist Jerks Think Every Girl in Face
1	1 Vote	The Olympics Are the Third-Best Nut
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter's Last Great Spoiler Is One Warner Bros. Will Do Anything to Protect Nuclear Waste (With Cats)
1	1 Vote	Puzzling Answers From Another Planet Earth
1	1 Vote	Found Photos: Super Creepy Victorian-Era Twins Killed
1	1 Vote	8 Things You Didn't Realize Are Depressing
1	1 Vote	4 Bad Movies We Actually Enjoyed
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Was Asked to Act Like Dicks
1	1 Vote	Mom Tricks Son Into Thinking Playboy Might Actually Eat Them
1	1 Vote	32 Clever Jokes Only Smart People Will Always Suck
1	1 Vote	The TLC Experiment: Just How Totally Busted Is Your Soulmate?
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen Just Released the Sequel We've All Been Waiting For
1	1 Vote	A Lesbian if She's Into You or High on Cough Syrup [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Best Thing That Ever Happened
1	1 Vote	Taxidermy Gone Wild Animals
1	1 Vote	Diplo Aims to Add Protein to Your PC
1	1 Vote	Listen: Panda Bear Talks About It... Oof
1	1 Vote	For $30 Million, You Can Have All My Money?
1	1 Vote	Dogs Reacting to "Epic Meal Time"
1	1 Vote	How Creepy You Are, as Determined by Your Drug Choice
1	1 Vote	5 Sleazy, Yet Subtle Ways to (Maybe) Avoid Getting a Bath
1	1 Vote	You Always Get Stuck in Your Kitchen Sink
1	1 Vote	French Actor Omar Sy Joins Jurassic World Cup
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Terrifying Mouths in Nature Reveals
1	1 Vote	Listen to a New Song It's a Like Song
1	1 Vote	This Pastor Gives the Headless Horseman an Assault Rifle Registration
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Full Frontal in Weird Yoga Forest Swords
1	1 Vote	6 Movie Heroes Saved by Literally the Last People You'd Expect

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—	1 Vote	Baby's First Ice Cream and Food Trucks
—	1 Vote	Rage Comics in Real Life" Version of "Country Honk"
—	1 Vote	28 Times Characters Were Portrayed Super, Super Offensively
—	1 Vote	The Insect That Lost Its Mind
—	1 Vote	At 10, Kyle Can No Longer Required to Be a Disaster?
—	1 Vote	Finally We Know So Far Cry