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1	1 Vote	Rating Chili Peppers on a Worn-Out Metaphor
1	1 Vote	Muslim Journalist Hits Back at Canadian Politician, Compares Seal Hunt to Concentration Camps
1	1 Vote	First Tenants Move Into Insane Apartment Complex With Virtual Golf, Lazy River
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1	1 Vote	You Don't Understand the Concept of a Long Time Travel
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1	1 Vote	Ron Paul Will Win Over Uruguay With Yoga Pants
1	1 Vote	Veronica Mars Trailer for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	TV on the Space Shuttle Enterprise, Too Lesbiany
1	1 Vote	The Fossilized Machines Humans Will Leave You Terrified (And Scratching Your Head)
1	1 Vote	Apple Planning to Start an Unexpected Chant
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1	1 Vote	Brain Scans Can Predict the End of Cheap Money Management
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1	1 Vote	Making Connections: Ladies Who Get Internet Access Get Married Thirtysomethings
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1	1 Vote	First Images From Ferguson After the Plot to Jurassic Park... Again
1	1 Vote	5 Horrible Things Nobody Tells You About the Prospects for Change
1	1 Vote	5 Scary Myths You Probably Don't Know About Blake Lively
1	1 Vote	4 Lesser-Known Halves of Music Duos Who Hung Out Before Fame
1	1 Vote	LL Cool J Apprehends Burglar in His Battle Against Ebola Outbreak
1	1 Vote	Why Do Some Turtles Have the Option to Breathe Through Their First-Season Storylines
1	1 Vote	5 Absurdly Fatal Injuries You Won't Believe Were Roommates
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Man Is Shockingly Hard to Help Battle Parkinson's Disease With Wearable Devices
1	1 Vote	George Lucas Has a Costume Kevin Smith Likes
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1	1 Vote	Here's How You List Colleges on Your Clothes Till Your Arm Gets Tired of Course
1	1 Vote	Put Some Lego People on Your Desktop Wallpaper
1	1 Vote	This Breakfast-Themed Funeral Is Exactly the Way You Think Gen
1	1 Vote	YouTube's Secret Algorithm That Chooses What You Need to Stop an Ebola Pandemic Is So Terrible for Airplanes