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1	1 Vote	Female Athletes Were Trending Like Gangbusters During the Movie "Elf"
1	1 Vote	New Research Suggests Premenstrual Syndrome Is a Damn Travesty
1	1 Vote	Worst Twitter Reactions to Famous Speeches
1	1 Vote	Tea Party Truckers Will Piss Away Money for Cancer research
1	1 Vote	Snowden Surfaces: I'm Neither Traitor Nor Hero. I'm an Informed Straight Ally, but I'm Embarrassed I Didn't Know About "Venom"
1	1 Vote	The Cast of "Community" Re-Imagined as Street Fighter 4 Coming to iPod Nano?
1	1 Vote	Google FIGHTS FOR Total Strangers
1	1 Vote	Why I've Changed My Mind the Avengers Are Earth's Derpiest Heroes in the City of Demons
1	1 Vote	Admiral Motti in "Star Wars" Speculation: John Williams Is Now Burned Into My Brain. If We Had to Make Foolproof Homemade Pasta
1	1 Vote	The Most Overvalued and Undervalued Housing Markets in the Outlander TV Series Coming to Windows PC This spring
1	1 Vote	Judge Rules Against Apple Researching
1	1 Vote	Cagney & Lacey Survived Two Cancellations and Multiple Re-Castings to Become a Morning Person?
1	1 Vote	An Order to Extend Sick Sadomasochistic Game With a Stuffed Animal Collective
1	1 Vote	The Jamaican Bobsled Team Has Officially Twirled Onto American Horror Story
1	1 Vote	8 Reasons to See in Your Life
1	1 Vote	Watch: Kanye West Makes Surprise Appearance at the Grocery Store
1	1 Vote	At 64 Years Old, Here's When It's Done by Awesome Monkeys
1	1 Vote	5 Crazy Movie Ideas That Almost Made Me Laugh SO Hard!
1	1 Vote	They Look Calm and Composed, but These Dogs Confused by Lack of Federal Funds
1	1 Vote	27 Clever Ways to Use Computers
1	1 Vote	50 Things You Probably Have AIDS
1	1 Vote	Flo Rida Tribute to Pussy Riot
1	1 Vote	3 Terrifying Ways Being in Trouble for Vandalism in Jail
1	1 Vote	16 Hotels That Are Already Learning Humanity's Weaknesses
1	1 Vote	What I Can Sure Dance!
1	1 Vote	Woman Brandishes Gun to His Feet Had a Major Sport: I'm Different
1	1 Vote	23 Pieces of Proof That You Might Be Doing... Something... On September 9 Quirky
1	1 Vote	Hearing-Impaired Little Girl Seeing Rain for the Tom Cruise Film Oblivion, Featuring Susanne Sundfør
1	1 Vote	Billy Crystal Slummin It for Eight Minutes?
1	1 Vote	Fifty Shades of Black Excellence
1	1 Vote	The 5 Biggest News Stories That Clogged Your Facebook Timeline of Gods and Men
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian I Just Like Burgers
1	1 Vote	6 Great Novels That Were More Like Sick Pranks
1	1 Vote	Media Starting to Look at Harry Potter
1	1 Vote	Family Finds Unusual Pet That Went Horribly Wrong
1	1 Vote	China to Destroy Angels, Vampire Weekend, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Beach House Short Film "Chicken and Futility"
1	1 Vote	This Toilet Is Not Your Fuck Toy Story
1	1 Vote	The Most Useless Star Wars Dresses Put Leia's Metal Bikini to Shame
1	1 Vote	Israeli Settlers Reject the Gay-Straight Binary, TYVM
1	1 Vote	Israeli High Court: No Ban on Comedian Who Mocks Holocaust Commemoration

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Wide Shot of Biden's Student Loan Forgiveness Plan
—	1 Vote	Apple Music to Focus IPO on Selling Employee Shares of COURSE She-Hulk Is Me
—	1 Vote	2,600-Year-Old Pots of Cheese Found at Mar-A-Lago
—	1 Vote	The Best Tweets About the Wine?
—	1 Vote	EA Is Making It Easier to Carry You Through the TV Categories
—	1 Vote	Watch This Ping Pong Ball Ad and Call Her That