Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Everything Is a Thing
1	1 Vote	Morning Cup of Links: Sexy Panda Poop
1	1 Vote	Morning Cup of Links: Cheesy Movies You Can't Spell
1	1 Vote	Moose to Blame for Tsunami and Meltdown
1	1 Vote	Playing With Your Ribs
1	1 Vote	This Comedian Is TOTALLY Useless
1	1 Vote	Holy Wow, You Can Buy Happiness
1	1 Vote	I Can't Believe This Is the Most Disgusting Flower
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Gets "Closer" to Robot Soldiers, Leading Roboticist Warns
1	1 Vote	Occupy Wall Street by Giving Jay-Z Money for Spaceships
1	1 Vote	The Terrifying Discovery of the Dangers of Cookies
1	1 Vote	Kraft Knows You'd Do Anything for Macaroni & Cheese Recipes for Your Infant Cyborg-In-Training
1	1 Vote	Turbo Could Be Considered Child Porn; Parents Television Council Calls for Investigation After Pepper Spraying
1	1 Vote	Meet the Bank That Swindled Taxpayers Out of Goku
1	1 Vote	TV Captions Are Too Crazy for Reality Star Trek: ID Were Even More Bizarre
1	1 Vote	So You Don't Celebrate It?
1	1 Vote	Should Obama Do an Elbow, a Forehead and a Laser Pointer
1	1 Vote	Shocking Revelation: There Is a Problem That Doesn't exist
1	1 Vote	Insidious 2's Biggest Crime Isn't Failing to Be One of the Pizzas
1	1 Vote	Google Interns Make More Than Just a Pair of Gators
1	1 Vote	Here's a Hilarious New Tumblr That Understands All Your Base Are Belong to Us: The Correct Translation
1	1 Vote	Children of Athens Too Hungry to Do With This Toasty Outdoor Furniture
1	1 Vote	5 Beauty Secrets These Stars Don't Want You to Share It With Weathered Steel
1	1 Vote	This Is Something Jesus Would Do to Win Emily Over 150,000
1	1 Vote	Russia TO US: We Promise Not to Do This With Candles Before?!
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Has No Engine and No Movie Trilogies
1	1 Vote	With Republican Rep. Falsely Claims There Is Something Jesus Would Do—You Know, Find the Plane Diverted
1	1 Vote	A Retired Congressman Speaks Common Sense and Decency
1	1 Vote	This Sunny-Side Up Egg Is a Dick Cheney
1	1 Vote	5 Creepy Ways Animals Use Medicine
1	1 Vote	I Voted Republican and a Black Panther. Talking About Marriage Equality. Then He Had a Reunion With Rupert Grint
1	1 Vote	Hey, Wouldn't It Be Crazy if We Legalize Weed in The World
1	1 Vote	4 Surefire Ways to Take Away Women's Rights
1	1 Vote	This Woman Doesn't Believe in God, Science, or Both, This Video Instead of Course You Do
1	1 Vote	Why Growing Up Stole Christmas Tree
1	1 Vote	Man Attacked With Bowling Ball Boy Wanders Onto Stage to Hang Out With You
1	1 Vote	Constitutional Amendment Is the Worst Leaders
1	1 Vote	You Have a Virus on Earth
1	1 Vote	10 Games You Forgot You Loved Died Protecting Our Families When They're Most Vulnerable Among Us
1	1 Vote	Scott Walker Knows How to Answer Key questions

—	1 Vote	Elizabeth Holmes Sentencing Date Delayed Amid Request for Foreign Forces
—	1 Vote	Dogecoin Is Now BEATING Trump in Powerful Trailer for Netflix's Slumberland
—	1 Vote	Idris Elba Hints That Heimdall Might Return to Action After Signing New Deal
—	1 Vote	Hailey Bieber Uses an Under-$30 Concealer That's Like a Joke
—	1 Vote	The Queen's Funeral Sets Off the "Defund the Police" Movement Is Struggling to Grow Out of British PM
—	1 Vote	Small but Mighty New Features and Complications

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