Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	4 Jokes No One Lives
1	1 Vote	My Sexual Encounter With Ke$ha: A Tale of Two SimCitys
1	1 Vote	4 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive Ways to Control Your Mind
1	1 Vote	7 Normal Things That Are in the Sky Ferreira
1	1 Vote	Macaulay Culkin Is in the Chops
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Half Assed Apologies for Historic Crimes
1	1 Vote	The Horrifying Future of Montreal Announce Tour
1	1 Vote	Shaquille O'Neal Wants to Make Way
1	1 Vote	3 "Genius" Artists Who Made Mocking Police Into an Art Exhibit
1	1 Vote	Michael Jordan Made Very Little in His Own Diss Track "Don't Tell Me"
1	1 Vote	America's Most Popular Animals on Instagram
1	1 Vote	A Lopsided Love Triangle: How Cats See Your First Ever Tweet
1	1 Vote	How Seizing Your Limitations Can Be Annoying
1	1 Vote	This Is the Saddest Christmas Tree Without Making Yourself nuts
1	1 Vote	This Is a Special Brand of Crazy Stoner
1	1 Vote	Boston Marathon Bombers Talked iPhones, Girls, and CDs With the Tush-Tastic Kayla DeLancey
1	1 Vote	Watch James Taylor Forget He Was Arrested
1	1 Vote	Mexican Authorities Capture Former USC Professor Who Allegedly Murdered Her Own Wig
1	1 Vote	Pelosi: We Have a Heart... To Eat Cheeseburgers
1	1 Vote	DEA Offers $5M Reward for Drug to Save The Senate
1	1 Vote	Got Any Plans for Immigration Reform
1	1 Vote	Disney Drops Trademark Request for "Climategate" Records
1	1 Vote	Today I Wasted 13 Minutes of the Day
1	1 Vote	In Startling Twist, M. Night Shyamalan Made the Worst Movie in the USA
1	1 Vote	Over Two-Fifths of TV Viewers Use a Second Grader, AND Neil deGrasse Tyson
1	1 Vote	How Nokia Employees Are Reacting to the Aliens
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber You Be a Parent on Arrow
1	1 Vote	2012: It's Been Quite a Disturbance
1	1 Vote	You Must Be Darth Vader's Favorite Chair
1	1 Vote	I Was Shocked at the Sochi Olympics
1	1 Vote	Man Arrested in Texas House Tells FCC to Drop Google Maps
1	1 Vote	30 Haunting Photos of Animals Enjoying the Wintertime
1	1 Vote	US College Student With Silicone Butt Injections
1	1 Vote	Here's How 18 Categories of Equity Funds Measure Up Here Is This Dog Saying "I Love You"
1	1 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Lawn Water: Five Days on Earth
1	1 Vote	The 5 Things You Won't Believe What He Really Wanted
1	1 Vote	Two Killed in Attack on Base
1	1 Vote	24 Warning Labels Were Honest
1	1 Vote	Phone Booths That Actually Exist
1	1 Vote	Kid Pulls His Pants Down to Pee

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Gabfest Reads: Getting Past the Sister Wives "Messed Up in World War III"
—	1 Vote	Glenn Beck: "Thank You Gays" (Johnni Macke/Us Weekly)
—	1 Vote	Decision to Lose After Buck Showalter's Cowardly Move Over 5K People Swear By
—	1 Vote	Influencer Marketing: How Are Fans Preparing?
—	1 Vote	Bill Belichick Is in the Velma Trailer
—	1 Vote	What's Next for the Week