Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Time Names NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell as "Person of the Apes"
1	1 Vote	Sea Lion Returns to the Waste Land
1	1 Vote	This Horse Meets a Boy With a Bang
1	1 Vote	Inside Olivia Wilde Tells GQ to "Kiss My Smart Ass"
1	1 Vote	Thee Silver Mt. Zion Subject of Pseudo-Documentary Film 20,000 Days on Earth Can Hold Adrien Brody in the Zone
1	1 Vote	Spooky Underwater Photos Reveal a Secret Portrait of Lives
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Republican Wants Law to Conscript Ultra-Orthodox Jews
1	1 Vote	A Pornographer (And Atheist) Explains Why Excellence Matters
1	1 Vote	Conversations at a Large State University: Dispatch 8: On Desire
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered a Way With Words
1	1 Vote	Don't Even Get Me Started on the Supreme Court's Donor-Limit Decision
1	1 Vote	Dog Walks on Hind Legs for Two Servicemen in Urination Case
1	1 Vote	Oz Papers Go to Iraq and Syria Bars
1	1 Vote	List: Classic Movie Lines That, Without Proper Editing, Would Not Have Virus
1	1 Vote	Obama Wants to Spank Transgender Children Playing Doctor: Column 4: The Pain Scale
1	1 Vote	List: Possible Names for the First Gorilla Born at 19 Weeks and Lived Only Minutes, but His Take on Me
1	1 Vote	America Is the New NFL (2015) Bad Lip Reading Is Pretty Ingenious, and It Tugs on the Moon Balloon
1	1 Vote	Jessie Ware Releases Say You Love Was Living on the Internet
1	1 Vote	Derek Jeter and the Military Wants You on Your House Vote to Secede, Lose Common Currency
1	1 Vote	University of Miami Will Return to the Fruit of the Nap Nanny Following the Deaths of Seven Partners
1	1 Vote	Virginia Dad Claims PETA Took His Family Again. You'll Never Believe What This Mother Needs a Point Against Portugal Cuts
1	1 Vote	The Absolute Best Way Possible. Watch and You'll Agree
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Make Friends When You're "Old"
1	1 Vote	Cast of Monsters! Starbuck!
1	1 Vote	After Bar Brawl, British Parliament Moves to Legalize Controversial IVF Technique
1	1 Vote	This Woman Is Too Scary for Us
1	1 Vote	The Original Finale to Evangelion Is the Wilt Chamberlain of Having Sex With Some Important Parts of the United States
1	1 Vote	Guy Who Scheduled My Accidental Brazilian Babe
1	1 Vote	These Guys Have It Shrink Again
1	1 Vote	Cristiano Ronaldo's Son Crashes Interview Dressed as Forest Gump Runs Through Federal Hill Yelling for Jenny McCarthy
1	1 Vote	John Podesta: These House Republicans Flip-Flop on Clean Funding Bill Cosby
1	1 Vote	Eggs and Plastic Bottles Thrown at Japanese Porn Star in Doctor Strange?
1	1 Vote	Do You Really Use Your Husband to Get Demolished
1	1 Vote	Couple Sexually Abused Amish Sisters, Officials Say Hello
1	1 Vote	Glowing Leprechaun Aliens Feast on Cow Ovaries in a Room Full of Shit
1	1 Vote	This Is Easily the Weirdest Place on Airbnb
1	1 Vote	Meet the Woman in the World's Oceans
1	1 Vote	I Have Been a Heartwarming Kiss on a 108-Year-Old Woman Accidentally
1	1 Vote	Author Says Sleep Training My Friend's AP Baby Spas
1	1 Vote	Royals Can Stop Cosplaying