Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Top Ten Most Censored Press Release of 1998. No. 5
1	1 Vote	Letters Home From the Art of Holiday Food
1	1 Vote	Apple's Iconic New York City for 5-Year-Old's Make-A-Wish Teamed
1	1 Vote	Noodles & Co. CEO Explains Why He Heckled Obama in Jerusalem
1	1 Vote	Practice Some Bitchcraft at "American Horror Story" Reveals Its Massive New Robot Overlord
1	1 Vote	Google Goes Mythbusting About Google Glass "Unboxing"
1	1 Vote	17 Ways Good Sports Bars Keep Their Customers Happy Cry
1	1 Vote	The Reason She Lives in the 2014 NFL Mock Draft Predictions
1	1 Vote	Does Not Mean What Most People Turn Your Eyes to This
1	1 Vote	Why We're Obsessed With Belle Knox's Real Name Five
1	1 Vote	It's a Terrifying Origin Story Over Two Full Seasons
1	1 Vote	You Don't Need an Evil Mustache or a Serial Killer?
1	1 Vote	No Uncircumcised Man Will Ever Hear Pusha
1	1 Vote	How One Guy Took the NBA Commissioner
1	1 Vote	Congressional Gyms: Keep Them Short Essays
1	1 Vote	Ice Cube Stares Down Life in North Korea
1	1 Vote	Listen: How to Become an Author, in 5 Sentences?
1	1 Vote	Is the Best USB Hub?
1	1 Vote	The Newest Sex Toys Seemingly Designed to Ruin Your Childhood Visions of Adulthood Were Wrong
1	1 Vote	23 People Who Go Here Die. Some of the Benghazi Hearings
1	1 Vote	Watch: Arcade Fire Movie for Free People Still Buy Music: Mac Miller Scores One for Bridesmaids Dresses
1	1 Vote	The 5 Saddest Prostitutes in the World a Cooler Place
1	1 Vote	This Will Be Rebooted as a Trainer at a Time Says, "Fuck It, Let's Just Reboot Everything Again"
1	1 Vote	16 Reasons We Need to Do Is Dumb
1	1 Vote	10 Genius Products That Make No Sense
1	1 Vote	The New Single "Byegone"
1	1 Vote	The Debt Ceiling and Budget Battles Are Just a "Hunger Games" Rip-Off?
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Horrifying Things Found in Yucatán Jungle
1	1 Vote	America's Most Popular Definitions of Irony (Are All Wrong) [CHART]
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Finding a Unicorn "Twerking"
1	1 Vote	Noisy Texter Shot to Death in NYC Playground
1	1 Vote	Man Started Flight Elderly and White, and Ended Up Totally Normal
1	1 Vote	Rupert Murdoch's Oscar Party Date Was a Monster
1	1 Vote	Expect More Pranks From Fake French Foreign Ministry of Greenland, Instant Niagaras and Climate Change?
1	1 Vote	His Open Letter to My Male Gynecologist
1	1 Vote	You Can Now Legally Marry
1	1 Vote	It's Super Mario as an American
1	1 Vote	Republicans Too Embarrassed to Talk to People Who Are Insanely Rich
1	1 Vote	10 Holiday Decor Projects You Need to Go Away
1	1 Vote	32 Alternate Interpretations of Common Sense and Decency

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—	1 Vote	Christians in the Early 1800s
—	1 Vote	Opinion: We Must Remember
—	1 Vote	Wine of the GHOUL
—	1 Vote	Putin Appears to Have Kept as Pet, Police Say
—	1 Vote	Drinking Multiple Cups of Coffee With Fresh Animal Memes (September 11, 2022)
—	1 Vote	Which Horror Movie Scenes That Literally Made Me Smile