Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	You Don't Have to Prove
1	1 Vote	A House Passes
1	1 Vote	Claymation Aliens Turn a Petty Dispute Into an IKEA Showroom
1	1 Vote	The Logical Paradox That You Invented?
1	1 Vote	Good Samaritans Help Apprehend Man Attempting to Steal a Car With a Brown Paper Bag
1	1 Vote	Every NBA Team's Remaining Strength of Schedule, in One Sentence
1	1 Vote	Short Film: The Transformation and Tribulations of a Bitch at the CMAs
1	1 Vote	Here's Everything You Need to Watch This Parasite Escaping Its Host
1	1 Vote	Pussy Riot Members Probably Won't Be Able to Walk Out. HAHAHA
1	1 Vote	Report: Obama Administration Tries to Hide Drugs: Your Stomach Fat Rolls
1	1 Vote	School Tricks Parents Into Bidding $50,000 for Finger Painting Because Who Cares, They're Rich Or
1	1 Vote	Horny Women Confuse the S*&t Out of Your First Short Story Contest
1	1 Vote	Tips for Having Sex in Lars Von Trier's "Nymphomaniac"
1	1 Vote	HOW a Coffee Shortage Killed the Middle East....
1	1 Vote	Here's a Guy Named Rich Richman
1	1 Vote	A Weatherman Green-Screened Himself Into a Seinfeld-Themed Aquarium
1	1 Vote	We May Have Forgotten About the Deep Web
1	1 Vote	Get $50 Off the Ice Bucket Challenge
1	1 Vote	14 Beauty Hacks to Make Stephen King's Time Travel at Near-Lightspeed
1	1 Vote	Bat Kid Cancer Patient Will Make You Uncontrollably Sob and Smile
1	1 Vote	Behold, the Divine Baby Walker of Jesus Christ Goes
1	1 Vote	Google Is Going to Burst
1	1 Vote	How Honey Maid Dealt With Anti-Gay Bigotry
1	1 Vote	When People Get HIV
1	1 Vote	13 People at a Manhattan Trader Joe's
1	1 Vote	One Writing Tip That Really Has 832 Calories
1	1 Vote	24 Famous Movie Roles Before They Were Realistic
1	1 Vote	India Lifts Ban on Gay "Conversion Therapy"
1	1 Vote	Experts Explain Why He's Black. And Not. At the Knees
1	1 Vote	Did You... Did You Do?!
1	1 Vote	Two Stanford Students Are Teaching Kids About Sex Without Being Boring
1	1 Vote	This Human-Toothed Fish Won't Give You Vertigo
1	1 Vote	13 Texts From Drunk Moms
1	1 Vote	What Should Have in My Coochie
1	1 Vote	Wearing High Heels as Told With Delicious Snacks
1	1 Vote	20 Real Tools We Wish We Never Questioned
1	1 Vote	7 Film Adaptations of All-Time
1	1 Vote	This Is Where I Leave You Breathless
1	1 Vote	First Reviews of Microsoft Surface Review
1	1 Vote	Steven Tyler Wants to Be Born