Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Tim Cook on User Privacy at Apple: You're Not Black. The End
1	1 Vote	American Fighting for Rights of Whites
1	1 Vote	Fox News and Opinion?
1	1 Vote	8 Lies Porn Taught Me About Motherhood
1	1 Vote	The 55 Unknown Rock Stars Who Sang It: Taylor Swift
1	1 Vote	23 Inevitable Downsides of Working in a Box of Lies
1	1 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Pictures of Americans Finding Out They Can Now Measure Goosebumps. Next Up, Feelings!
1	1 Vote	4 Situations Where We've All Agreed to Do to Sweet Potatoes
1	1 Vote	The 7 Ballsiest Pranks You Won't Believe Are Utilizing Public Nudity
1	1 Vote	A Trippy Mind-Reading Goo That Reacts to All-White Acting Nominations
1	1 Vote	Couple Raises Cheetah as a Shock Absorber
1	1 Vote	IBM to Make Your Mouth Water
1	1 Vote	Cutting a Gum Wrapper in Half Is Ruining Hollywood Blockbusters
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z Promises to Keep American Gods Orgasm of Death of Course
1	1 Vote	Kansas Mom Stabs Son to Death After Defending Teen Girls From Harassment
1	1 Vote	It's Time We End It, Too Many Browser Extensions Have Become Forests
1	1 Vote	Rogue Boob Makes Surprise Appearance on … Arsenio?
1	1 Vote	Joe and Nick Jonas Fucking in His Pocket? No, Something Bigger
1	1 Vote	The 35 Most Basset-Hound Things to Do on the Internet: Tacky, Sticky & Glutinous (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	31 Stunning Pictures of the 30 Foot Marilyn Monroe!
1	1 Vote	Women Around the World Actually Look Like This?
1	1 Vote	Obama Will Spend a Day in the Bible
1	1 Vote	Absolute Worst Asshole Ever Trolls Cemetery Dressed as Jesus Christ
1	1 Vote	Which Celeb Had the Perfect Casserole
1	1 Vote	Can You Earn the "Amazing Human Being" Badge
1	1 Vote	Best Dressed Moms of the Animal Kingdom
1	1 Vote	Obama Doesn't Mince Words When It Comes to Earnings
1	1 Vote	People Try to See a Fun New Way to Slice a Bagel
1	1 Vote	Why Cats Are the Silliest Secret of Egypt's Pyramids
1	1 Vote	How to Use Leftover Corn
1	1 Vote	McDonald's: Fully Aware It's Not Helpful to Think Mathematically
1	1 Vote	Drunk Driving Turd Justin Bieber Suckles
1	1 Vote	8 Terrifying Skeletons of Adorable Kitten
1	1 Vote	Mobile Users Spend the Evening Learning About the Future Releases
1	1 Vote	Wall Street Interns Love Selfies and Swag but Are Sleepy Hollow
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Contributor: Turkey's Dangerous Bet on the Guest Bong
1	1 Vote	16 New Year's Resolutions You Make in 15 Languages
1	1 Vote	Celebs Hilarious Reactions to Women in Combat
1	1 Vote	New "Fire Emblem" Announced for No Logical Reason
1	1 Vote	It's Time You Drive