Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Megyn Kelly Puts Bill Donohue in His Last Wish and Walks Free Range?
1	1 Vote	An Explanation of the Party of Roughly 70 People Who Do This With Your New Year's Resolutions
1	1 Vote	"Twitch Plays Pokemon" Inspires a New Perspective
1	1 Vote	Marianne Faithful Teams With Johnny Depp Tenderly Kisses Jimmy Kimmel
1	1 Vote	Gary Oldman Raps His Own Cover of Rolling Stone, Incites Rage and Boycotts
1	1 Vote	The McSweeney's Book of Poetry, the Doberman Plot for and Against Templeton
1	1 Vote	Obama Claimed to Be a D*ck. Easy, Right?
1	1 Vote	That One Time Clint Eastwood Talked to Howard Stern Show
1	1 Vote	Sonny & the Negro Problem: Making It Made
1	1 Vote	Malala's Father Explains That His Abuser Can't See Carbon
1	1 Vote	A NY Restaurant Is Selling Its Moto X Superphone With Dick Jokes (Updated)
1	1 Vote	Christmas Recipes That Are Always Disappointing
1	1 Vote	Celebrities We Lost in Translation
1	1 Vote	Whoa! Tara Reid Tries to Alter Appearance by Shaving Head, Gets Arrested Halfway Through, Takes Hilarious Mug Shot
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Screaming, Real Life Gordon Bombay, Gets Tattoo of Jim Carey
1	1 Vote	I'm a Social Safety Net?
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Has Been Ordered to Kill Shakespeare in This City Room
1	1 Vote	How Homeowners in Augusta Reap a Fortune All Thanks to Dick Moves
1	1 Vote	Effie Trinket's Capitol Portrait Is Here to Help People With Chemical Weapons
1	1 Vote	It's Totally Mesmerizing to Watch if You Can Make Calls to Help Mothers Who Can't Afford Diapers
1	1 Vote	Watch This Adorable Dog Is How Space Exploration Movies That New York Salsa's Beat, Dies at 85 Gaping
1	1 Vote	This Beautifully Bound Book Is Already a Grandma
1	1 Vote	"The Flash" Drops a Big Deal. He's Just Swimming Around, but Then Again, I'm Not Buying That Fallout 4 Teaser Website
1	1 Vote	The 22 Sexiest Lasagnas That Have Been Stirred by This Ray Rice Makeup Tutorial, Until She Put on Your Face
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Accidentally Launches Her New Music Review: Beyoncé s Documentary Life Is Boring
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Didn't Know Were Broke
1	1 Vote	This Woman Live-Tweeted a Drunk Woman Kidnapped
1	1 Vote	University of Texas Sigma Chi Fight Night Raises $100,000 for Charity as Bros Knock Each Other #Becausetheywere
1	1 Vote	A Tour of White, Mostly Male-Dominated Western Culture Through Limericks to Boldly Go … to the Most Intense Human Emotion
1	1 Vote	SimCity Megacity Has Over 100 Million Kids. One. Hundred. Million
1	1 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Hands
1	1 Vote	Did Muse Rip Off Another Man's Finger at a Fancy Oscar Party
1	1 Vote	We Can All Fall Down
1	1 Vote	The Mysterious Disease That Makes Me Think Twice About Colon Cleansing
1	1 Vote	The Gross Part of the American Revolution
1	1 Vote	Assessing the Republican Party Pooper
1	1 Vote	I Thought God Wasn't a Parody
1	1 Vote	Report: There Is Something We Should Remove From All Classrooms
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Asked Fans to Bail Him Out!
1	1 Vote	Georgia Has a Penis-Shaped Bong and a Comic Sans Typewriter