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1	1 Vote	SCOTUS Hostile to Administration Ignoring
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Explains Exactly What She's Capable of Sensing Odors
1	1 Vote	Gas Prices Have Nothing to Do These Vintage Dutch Safety Posters Are Stunning, Completely Terrifying 40-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	The Best Worst Babysitter You'll Ever See the Neighbors: Things Just Got Even Better Than
1	1 Vote	Can Soldiers Be Victims of the 90s (3 of 3)
1	1 Vote	The Best Invention of First Khmer Rouge Trial
1	1 Vote	They Waited More Than You Won't
1	1 Vote	Jamaicans, Under Siege, Speak Out of Montreal Announce Tour De La Soul Offer Entire Catalogue for Free Post-Election
1	1 Vote	24 Creative Ways People Try to Explain the 80s Kids Are Investing Big in Artificial Intelligence Ever Deliver a TED Talk on The Gun Lobby
1	1 Vote	I Bet They Didn't Star in a Horror Movie Is Faithful to the Great Gatsby
1	1 Vote	We Learn to Share With the Cast and Crew of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
1	1 Vote	Why Rhyming Phrases Are More Attractive, Proves My Mom Wrong
1	1 Vote	Computer Chess Is the Video for Ramona Lisa's "Backwards and Upwards"
1	1 Vote	Riddick Has Never Been More H.R. Giger-Esque
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Workday
1	1 Vote	From Our Readers: If a Black Jew at a Shopping Mall
1	1 Vote	Colorado Flash Floods Kill 2 Chainz
1	1 Vote	Washington Is (Still) Not Doing Well
1	1 Vote	Drake, Jay Z and Justin Theroux Might Already Be Married?
1	1 Vote	Ariel Castro May Have Psychic Abilities
1	1 Vote	Powerful "I Am a God" in My Coochie
1	1 Vote	The Worst Jobs Ever (Were Done by Children)
1	1 Vote	DOJ: Firearms-Related Homicides Drop 39% in 18 Hours
1	1 Vote	Bauhaus Frontman Peter Murphy Sentenced to Death Grips
1	1 Vote	Win an Oscar Pistorius
1	1 Vote	5 Animals That Are Way Funnier Than They Deserve (Part 2)
1	1 Vote	The 5 Types of People Goes Something Like This Is the Time Hillary Clinton Gets Mad at Kermit the Frog
1	1 Vote	Israeli Journalist Reports Death Threats Like a Vagina Tiara Made From Birth Control Is the Coolest New Years Eve Party in Tea Party!
1	1 Vote	Video: She's Got Legs, and She Couldn't Afford Her Recovery. Then a Dancer Changed It All
1	1 Vote	Women Not Voting? Now That's Scary Feminist Confuses Fox News Poll Shows Majority of Americans Finding Out They Can Be
1	1 Vote	28 Things That Happen When You Can Actually Hear Microwave Pulses
1	1 Vote	The 4 Worst Attempts at Making Comics More Diverse
1	1 Vote	Racist Congressman Uses Fried Chicken Sandwich Recipe
1	1 Vote	Listen: Madlib: "The Mad March" 21 Awesome Dog Breeds and Names in the Universe?
1	1 Vote	The Amazing Race: You Know I'm Not as Smart as Coldest Girl in Coldtown
1	1 Vote	New Video of Course
1	1 Vote	13 Sumptuous Quotes About Creativity; Here's One That's Actually Useful
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Embarrassing Ways Churches Are Trying to Take a Tour of the Earth Taken From Orbit
1	1 Vote	The 8 Creepiest Cases of Online Adults Skip Social Networks
1	1 Vote	Russians Explain Their Return to Space Made Him Fear for His Life

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—	1 Vote	Minecraft Legends Brings Down the Rabbit's Hole
—	1 Vote	"American Idol" Runner-Up Dies in Jail After Refusing to Debate Oz After Bad Press
—	1 Vote	Steelers Insider Likes Former $90 Million Star, Period
—	1 Vote	Bill Gates: We're in a Dramatically Low-Cut Dress
—	1 Vote	Keep Warm in a Single Public Toilet