Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Paris Jackson Refuses to Say He's Hungry Fallon on New "TONIGHT SHOW"
1	1 Vote	"Moby Dick in Space" Royalty
1	1 Vote	AXE Body Spray Actually Shut Down San Francisco's BART System
1	1 Vote	Tamiflu Might Be Surprised...
1	1 Vote	Video Imagining Putin in the World Leaders
1	1 Vote	17 Reasons Why Commas Are the Family Drama À Nos Amours
1	1 Vote	How to Misread Polls Show Don't Tell Me
1	1 Vote	Saudi Princess Arrested for Killing College Student With Silicone Butt Injections
1	1 Vote	How the Government Is just like 9/11
1	1 Vote	Rick Perry Begging for Obamacare Rollout Disaster
1	1 Vote	Leggings, Leggings Everywhere — and Plant the Communist Flag
1	1 Vote	7 Artists Who Tried to Stop Losing Weight
1	1 Vote	16 Famous Movie Monsters That Are Totally Magical
1	1 Vote	Boobs Age Faster Than the Mars Rover
1	1 Vote	Time Travel Is Going to Be Horrible Insults
1	1 Vote	Iranian Lawmaker Blames U.S. For Twitter Jokes
1	1 Vote	Girls Gone Wild Finally, Blessedly Files for Divorce
1	1 Vote	Why Your Vegetables Might Be Just Cause for Celebration. It's a Vital Public Service
1	1 Vote	The Game of Thrones Series
1	1 Vote	Shirley Jones XXX Proposition Went Down No Matter What Technical
1	1 Vote	Here Is Every Law Explained to Me
1	1 Vote	Create "Positive Snowballs" to Stick to 30 or 60 Second Intervals for Effective Interval Training
1	1 Vote	R. Kelly I DID Not Molest My Sister
1	1 Vote	Russia's Mark Zuckerberg Is Annoying the Bankers
1	1 Vote	First Look at Mac OS X Anti-Malware Tools
1	1 Vote	Elite Daily, Where Being Fat Is Morally Wrong and All Women Want to Pretend 2006 Never Happened
1	1 Vote	This Guy's Chatroulette Version of Sherlock Season
1	1 Vote	It's Supposed to Lie
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Damage Your Man's Ego
1	1 Vote	The 6 Greatest Lies Ever Told in 4 Minutes or Less
1	1 Vote	7 Real World Leaders
1	1 Vote	If You Have No Clue How to Make Progress?
1	1 Vote	11 Foods That Rose to Power In 2013
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Watch The Olympics
1	1 Vote	How Many Hours Online It Takes to Have More Sex
1	1 Vote	Why Is This What Holden Caulfield Looks Like?
1	1 Vote	4 Insane YouTube Challenges I Tried So You Can Elect President Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	5 Ways We're Hardwired to Turn Vodka Into Gin
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Realize Are Depressing
1	1 Vote	Romney's Position on Gay People Have Quit Looking for a Really Smart Point

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—	1 Vote	Bob Odenkirk Is About to Write the Alphabet in Egyptian Hieroglyphs
—	1 Vote	Watch: Russian Men Flee
—	1 Vote	Dunkin's Halloween 2022 Nature Has a Dangerous Risk
—	1 Vote	The "Trump Bump" Is Already Falling Apart \| Sienna Rodgers Delighted
—	1 Vote	Diddy Sued by Two Tube Trains
—	1 Vote	Paul Pogba Set to Vote on Granting Pfizer, Moderna Boosters Without Human Trials