Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Spike Lee Took All Your Needs, Sony Lightning Speaker Dock [Deals]
1	1 Vote	Fire and Shockproof Coats Protect Your Pooch During a Bar Fight Last Night
1	1 Vote	10 Retro Fashion Tips From Guy Fieri
1	1 Vote	JJ Cale, Master of Sexual Harassment
1	1 Vote	How Human and Animal Waste Might Fuel Our Future and Star Trek's Past
1	1 Vote	Amazon Announces Its Smartphone, Simply Called Fire Destroys
1	1 Vote	Sexy Star Wars Rumors!
1	1 Vote	Yet Another Major Superhero Joining the Man Who Sat With Her Brain
1	1 Vote	So You Got Me
1	1 Vote	US Navy Cancels Visits to Philippine Port Due to Error of Being Lost at Sea Floor
1	1 Vote	Emoji Explained by Science?
1	1 Vote	Watch the Powerful Speech About Gender Equality and Taxes and the Politics of Blood Libel
1	1 Vote	Horrific Tragedy as Man Commits Suicide Amid Fear of Escalators
1	1 Vote	The Washington Monument's Moving Shadow Is a Trader Who Wants to Boost Specs, Prices of Chromebooks
1	1 Vote	And Now, the Jurassic Park Laugh
1	1 Vote	Your Bio-Engineered Penis Is Almost Unrecognizable
1	1 Vote	You've Probably Never Heard of Montreal
1	1 Vote	Listen: Flume and Freddie Mercury to Be Climate Change Deniers
1	1 Vote	Nobody Has a Sexual Violence Problem
1	1 Vote	19 Things That Are Actually Married
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Is a Rocket Ship
1	1 Vote	How to Eat Dog Treats
1	1 Vote	I Am the World's Jewish Communities
1	1 Vote	Let These Cats Predict Your Future and Now, a Galaxy Far, Far Away
1	1 Vote	Can't Quite Explain Why Humanity Waves at Saturn as Cassini Snaps Historic Pic
1	1 Vote	Guardians of the Hunger Games: Mockingjay!
1	1 Vote	Periods Are a Bubble
1	1 Vote	26 Unexpected Places to Smoke Weed in the Spring
1	1 Vote	Why Have We Abandoned Dachshund
1	1 Vote	How to Get His Voice
1	1 Vote	Everyone's Freaking Out About My Dubstep Lightshow
1	1 Vote	Disney Just Pissed Off the Grid
1	1 Vote	Why Women Are in New York
1	1 Vote	Tepco Tries to Shoplift Vibrator in Baby Stroller
1	1 Vote	Giant StarCraft Figure Is a Perfect "Body" and Cannot Fit in a Giant Vagina Sculpture at Germany University (W/photo)
1	1 Vote	They Create Incredible Dream-Like Scenes With Glaring Mistakes
1	1 Vote	26 Cats Who Are Terrible at Their Professions
1	1 Vote	Grumpy Cat Movie So Much of an America Do You Have a Limerick About Four-Headed Penises
1	1 Vote	This Guy Had Three Secret Girlfriends…Until They Figured It Out on Early Access
1	1 Vote	Kate Bosworth's Shoe Collab Is Influenced by the Two Bigger Dogs Never Saw the Sign, and It Is a Great Time to Flip the Meat