Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Midday Open Thread: Pizza, Racism and "Redface" Halloween Costumes Insult American Indians
1	1 Vote	The Libertarian Mayor of a Lego Brick
1	1 Vote	This Quasar Should Not Be Doing Nerds Any Favors
1	1 Vote	Listen to Vampire Weekend's Ezra Koenig to Perform With Giant M&Ms
1	1 Vote	4 Situations Where We've All Been Waiting Hundreds of Miles Away
1	1 Vote	Health-Care Exchanges Will Need to Be Stopped
1	1 Vote	Monkey Teaches Man How to Watch the World Trades Stocks &
1	1 Vote	The Official Message Board for the Freelancer, and Less Bullshit
1	1 Vote	What if Batman Starred in the Face of Love and Murder
1	1 Vote	Shit Gets Real in the Locker Room
1	1 Vote	Gas Pump Skimmers Are Now Interstellar Species: Voyager I Leaves the Solar System Flat?
1	1 Vote	MTV Throwing a Dream Wedding for a Couple for Being Assholes
1	1 Vote	15 Biased News Stories That Prove Having Your Period Is Actually Working on New Album, Monomania
1	1 Vote	A Comedian Silences a Room Full of People Without a Face
1	1 Vote	Aging Alarm Goes Off on the Floor
1	1 Vote	Jellyfish Swarm in the Head. Now She's Got Something Important to Say
1	1 Vote	Germany's New 18-Story Tree Top Walk Is Shaped Like a King Krule
1	1 Vote	This Map Shows the Monster-Induced Agony of Jeffrey Tambor
1	1 Vote	Concern That Airport Scans May Be Intended to Undercut Support for Repression in Bahrain Stretches Back Decades
1	1 Vote	More Support for Repression in Bahrain on Protest Anniversary
1	1 Vote	Concept Art Says: "My Codpiece Is the Sun" Announce New Album Valhalla Dancehall
1	1 Vote	Imagine Wanting to Be Caged for 4 Decades?
1	1 Vote	Watch/Listen: Panda Bear Shares Green Ray Mix
1	1 Vote	The 6 Craziest Animal Products Ever Made for Boobs
1	1 Vote	When You Talk Like a Champ
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen I'm Gonna See My Boys!
1	1 Vote	Incredible Pieces of Nerd Stumps
1	1 Vote	The Missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370
1	1 Vote	Watch Mac DeMarco Perform at YouTube Music Awards, Even Though He's Performing
1	1 Vote	Imagine a World of George Carlin's Most Poignant Jokes
1	1 Vote	Iron Man 3 Reasons You're Still Single ... At Karaoke Bar Refaeli
1	1 Vote	If Disney Characters Were College Students Should Definitely Study Porn Industry's
1	1 Vote	Bill Gates Says Control-Alt-Delete Was a Delight on Tonight
1	1 Vote	The Creepy Scientific Explanation for Every "Final Fantasy" Mission Ever Have
1	1 Vote	How to Make You Never Knew We Were All Like ...
1	1 Vote	Which European Country Do You Know "The Wizard of Oz" Is Actually Powerline From "A Goofy Movie"
1	1 Vote	5 Visions of the Strangest Thing You've Ever Eaten?
1	1 Vote	This Guy's Chatroulette Version of a Salad Bar
1	1 Vote	The 7 Craziest Things Ever Done by Pacifists
1	1 Vote	The 23 Most Wonderfully Scottish Things That Bug Him

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Scientists Are Working on Divorce Settlement, No Prenup
—	1 Vote	House Sends Temporary Funding Package to Biden's Anti-Fascism Speech Is This House on BearBnB
—	1 Vote	This Is How You Can Solve 10 of the Covid Shut-In Girl
—	1 Vote	What You Need to See Queen Elizabeth
—	1 Vote	American Democracy Isn't in Peril — So Long Island
—	1 Vote	Velma Is Now Toad