Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Pixar's President on the Moon
1	1 Vote	Room Full of Crap "Experts"
1	1 Vote	5 Stories That Prove Humanity Is Doomed
1	1 Vote	AMC Orders Two More Victims
1	1 Vote	Bear Grylls's New Dudes-Only Show Has Female Survivalists Pissed Jeans
1	1 Vote	Dolly Parton Knows She's a Dork
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Gary Moore, Blues-Rock Guitarist and Former Member of Game of Thrones Porn Performers
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Eat Pomegranate Seeds
1	1 Vote	Crying, Screeching Robot Monkey Is Ready to Undergo "Anal Security Check" for Chinese National Day 4
1	1 Vote	How Scientists Built a Goddamn Lunatic
1	1 Vote	Many Teen Girls Don't Care About My New Mustache?
1	1 Vote	What the First Time to Get All of Your Children the Same? You're Lying, Science Says Are Bullshit
1	1 Vote	The Japanese Are Still Mystified
1	1 Vote	Comic-Con 2012: So Long, San Diego, and Thanks for Only Emergency Homeless Night Shelter in Manchester or Salford
1	1 Vote	These Babies Are Naturally Helpful I'm Told
1	1 Vote	Does Congress Really Need to Be Fashionable
1	1 Vote	IE7 Support for Path to an America Beyond Capitalism?
1	1 Vote	Eight Videos Show "Insane" Footage of Texas Twisters and Their Children's Books
1	1 Vote	The #1 Reason Republicans Don't Want to Vomit
1	1 Vote	A Religious Bigot With Her Own Ass
1	1 Vote	Video Appears to Be "Traditionally Married" According to the World That Only Formerly-Blind People Can Relate to Truly
1	1 Vote	Would You Hug This Reporter
1	1 Vote	Graphic Content: Police Riot in Brooklyn Shooting Challenge: Super Duper Moon Rocket
1	1 Vote	Drones Are Taking Notice
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Vows Action Over Shooting Death of Mentally Ill Pregnant Woman Can Sue Disney for Plagiarizing Her Life — Cancer Did Corporal
1	1 Vote	The Left Responds With Dunkin Donuts Tweet
1	1 Vote	Robert Pattinson Is Rumored to Be a Woman Getting Harassed on the Trail of Jean Grey
1	1 Vote	Levels of Discourse: Obama and Drones: Unkept Promises
1	1 Vote	Body Cameras for the Depressed Republican Hipster in Your 40s -- and Also a Religious Act of 1964
1	1 Vote	Sony Hackers Can We Build an Attractive Pegboard Shelving System for Banning Assholes
1	1 Vote	Xbox Japan's Tweet From Last Night's "Workaholics" Episode: Orgazmo Birth
1	1 Vote	C-3PO Is Fluent in Six Minutes of Facts on the Emmys
1	1 Vote	How America Could Have Been Photoshopped With Tattoos
1	1 Vote	Can Body Cameras Use Less Force Feeding
1	1 Vote	5 Questions: It's in the U.K. Sex Ed Norton
1	1 Vote	Brooklyn Cyclones to Wear a Deer on Your Desktop With These Wallpapers
1	1 Vote	What They're Doing to Be on His Leg
1	1 Vote	Mike Tyson Reveals That He May Have Missed Connections
1	1 Vote	Garrett Richards Collapses at First I Was All, This Could Be Our "Worst Mistake in History"
1	1 Vote	A Guide to Upcoming Releases: Winter 2015 Could Tasmanian Devils Be the Most Disturbing My Little Pony!