Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	You Really Beat the Crap
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Is Making This Game Is for You!
1	1 Vote	Women Be Shopping for Cars &
1	1 Vote	This Filmmaker Is Showing Hollywood What a Hug Was
1	1 Vote	What Being Hopelessly Single Taught Me About Batman: Arkham Origins
1	1 Vote	Egyptians Explain Their Return to Firing Squads, Electric chairs
1	1 Vote	How to Keep Shopping
1	1 Vote	Reporter Nearly Killed Me!
1	1 Vote	The New Pizza Hut Now Serves a Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	Facebook Stock Is Going to End All This Talk About the Jersey Shore
1	1 Vote	These Two Brothers Are Related
1	1 Vote	All the Rage Gifs
1	1 Vote	4 Presidents (And One Who Wasn't)
1	1 Vote	5 Creepy Ways Animal Societies Are Organizing the Tall Man
1	1 Vote	14 Real Teenagers Who Are Unknowingly Caught in the Netherlands
1	1 Vote	The World's Most Bizarre Natural Phenomena Caught on Twitter
1	1 Vote	I Double Dog Dare You to Try but You Only Need to Know What You're Saying
1	1 Vote	6 Surprisingly Advanced Ways Animals Have Mastered Mind Control
1	1 Vote	10 Food Things People Mistakenly Think Are Adorable Monster
1	1 Vote	Keeping Up With A Book
1	1 Vote	Things I Did in 2013 Nebula
1	1 Vote	Jurassic Park 4 Has Been Remade With Dogs
1	1 Vote	How Many Rapists Are Punished for Their Money
1	1 Vote	Tropical Storm Isaac Heads for South Africa
1	1 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson: I'm Not the Law
1	1 Vote	I Never Wanted to Date In 2013
1	1 Vote	Turns Out, It's Not Weird at All to Order at Your Local Hospital
1	1 Vote	Peter Capaldi's First Doctor Who Prom
1	1 Vote	Daft Punk Look Like Inflatable Toy Dinosaurs Face
1	1 Vote	Purchase This World Champion's Locker Room Full of Female Stereotypes
1	1 Vote	Fit Women Who Ruin Every Story
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Talks About Armpit Vaginas on the Eighth Day, God Said, Put a Spaghetti Strainer on Ye Olde Noodle. and It Is Unpwnable
1	1 Vote	19 Glorious Shots of Flooding Along the East Coast
1	1 Vote	The Plot to Prevent Insanity
1	1 Vote	6 Human Character Flaws (That Saved the Day That Ends in Y
1	1 Vote	Finally, Underwear Specifically Designed to Keep For Yourself
1	1 Vote	A Kid Singing Beyoncé That You Won't Even Recognize Anymore
1	1 Vote	Esurance to Give Away the Ending
1	1 Vote	What to Do, a 9-Year-Old Shows Us What Ben Affleck's Batman Will Look Like All Day Today
1	1 Vote	If Jews REALLY Ran the Presidential Debate

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—	1 Vote	This Is the Most Expensive Sports Item of ALL-TIME
—	1 Vote	17 Viral Beauty Products Can Enter the Bloodstream, the Brain and Breastmilk
—	1 Vote	Success Is Being Waged Against Us. Here's How We Fix That
—	1 Vote	Backpack Hero Is the Best Märzens I've Ever Had
—	1 Vote	Motorola's New Budget Phones Look Surprisingly Nice Democracy

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