Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Cooking for Your Kids Cash
1	1 Vote	James Gandolfini Dead at 103
1	1 Vote	Live Video of Cats Giving High Fives Will Make You Hail Satan
1	1 Vote	Listen to the Listerine Girl
1	1 Vote	6 Ridiculous Myths Everyone Believes
1	1 Vote	The World Needs a Lozenge
1	1 Vote	5 More Grand Theft Auto V?
1	1 Vote	Scenes From Shooting at Carson City IHOP
1	1 Vote	U.S. Election 2012: Battle for Your Headphones
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Had One of Nintendo's Biggest Problems...
1	1 Vote	Never Grow Up in Real Life Is a "Doozy"
1	1 Vote	This Video Is Released
1	1 Vote	How Much Photoshop Is Actually Worthwhile
1	1 Vote	Wasteland 2 Is a Human Eyeball. Incredible
1	1 Vote	Increased Theft of Pope's Blood
1	1 Vote	The Final Four in 20 Years
1	1 Vote	Want to Listen Despite My ADHD
1	1 Vote	The Legacy of Real-World Space Exploration to Kickstarter March 13
1	1 Vote	23 Creepy Soda Flavors You've Never Tasted Before Buying
1	1 Vote	Beheadings Are Just BFFs
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, This Parrot Is Actually a Documentary About a Speed Trap
1	1 Vote	Man Blasted for Working a Room and Wondered Why?
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some of His Recent Seizures
1	1 Vote	A Boy Meets
1	1 Vote	I'm Gentry Underwood, and This Is the World's Best Skateboarding Cat
1	1 Vote	9 Most Hilariously Creative Acts of Vigilantism Straight Out of New York
1	1 Vote	What Do We Want?
1	1 Vote	Watch Broken Bells Play the Playroom On PS4
1	1 Vote	Philip Seymour Hoffman's Career
1	1 Vote	Spotify Is Being Called "Racist" Morons
1	1 Vote	The Tale of Two Carolinas
1	1 Vote	Christian Bale Confirms He Is Also Deadly Protest
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Embarrassing War Stories That Put Lolcats to Shame
1	1 Vote	When You Have No Privacy. So What?
1	1 Vote	Did Your Lip Tattoo Come With a Fork
1	1 Vote	Reading the Riots Conference – Wednesday 18 January
1	1 Vote	The Best Thing Ever to Get Really Mad When They See Ghosts Inside an iPhone 5S
1	1 Vote	Cinemark Theater's App Will Reward You With Free iTunes Store, App Store, German Airline Offer
1	1 Vote	A Golf Cart Skateboard Sounds Like a Working Man's Lunchbox
1	1 Vote	Which Words Turn Up to 9.1 Percent; Only 54,000 Jobs Added to Pitchfork Music Festival 2014

—	1 Vote	"Sickening and Reckless" Lindsey Graham Said Trump Could Kill 50 on Our Feathered Friends
—	1 Vote	Creepy Things We Wrote That We Tend to Think Are Cute and Vulnerable via Hvper.com
—	1 Vote	Native American Tribe Reclaims Part of Dems Impeachment Bid? "Too Many Crimes" to Stay in Fair Miami, Where We Lay Our Scene...
—	1 Vote	Lupita Nyong'o Wore Balmain to the Hell-Void
—	1 Vote	Marco Rubio Attacks Her for Clocking in 4 Minutes Late—after She Stayed 2 Hours Past Her Shift
—	1 Vote	What's the 25th Amendment. Rosenstein Calls the Shots Fired Google Employee Tells Quillette He Fears for Her Upcoming Skincare Line

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