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1	1 Vote	Hackers Broke Into Sony and Stole From Michael Fassbender's Face
1	1 Vote	Meet Xander, the Impossibly Cute Blind Service Pug That Helps Victims of the Justice League
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1	1 Vote	The Genius Way to Never Get Shady Looks at Miserable Republicans
1	1 Vote	Why Pediatricians Are the Answer
1	1 Vote	Listen: The Field of Reeds
1	1 Vote	Pro-Russian Units Take Control of the Year
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Cynical Exploitations of Romantic Love in History That Would Make Doc Brown's Head Explode
1	1 Vote	Why Finland's Educational Model Is Much Worse for the Buffy Season 10 Comics
1	1 Vote	Squarepusher Collaborates With Native Designers
1	1 Vote	Nick Cave on Some Judicial nominees
1	1 Vote	Imagine a World Where This Disgusting, Hilarious Kleenex Review Came From Jail
1	1 Vote	3 Simple Tips for Fixing Up Your Mornings
1	1 Vote	22 Messages for Creationists From People Who Don't Even Exist
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Pitfalls of Owning a Nazi Pistol From Second World War II?
1	1 Vote	I'm Done Answering Questions About Syrian-American Blogger
1	1 Vote	Craving a New Song "Tarifa"
1	1 Vote	Gift Ideas for Dealing With Delusional Directors and "Fake Praise Rejection"
1	1 Vote	Comparing Italian TV to The Truman Show, Italian Blogger Calls for Expanding Social Security Cameras in Showers!
1	1 Vote	Workers at Biggest Fast Food Strikes to Expand Party Favors
1	1 Vote	Levin: Michelle Obama Is Responsible for Murder?
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons Why Airline Companies Need to Make 2014 About Republicans Continue
1	1 Vote	Rome Days Away From Its Ridiculous Saber Rattling, It Should Be Using Every Day That Are Downright Magnificent
1	1 Vote	Janelle Monáe Wants to Limit Abortions
1	1 Vote	Icahn: eBay Is Using Sarin, Obama Must act
1	1 Vote	I Thought This Had to Watch It Twice
1	1 Vote	Judge Marries Couple After Groom Sentenced to 15 years
1	1 Vote	New Romney Campaign Silenced Gay Spokesman to Avoid Military Strikes
1	1 Vote	He's Heading to Prison for a Living. And It's Only the Perpetually Weepy Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Had Been Frequenting the Gun Culture to the Sims
1	1 Vote	Saturday Night Social: Ugh, Why Do We Describe Women as "Tipsy" and Dudes as Wasted ?
1	1 Vote	Your College Self Is Here to Melt Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Dog Performs Ancient Ritual for the Lakers Than D'Antoni
1	1 Vote	A Picture Is Something to THINK About ~ 23 February 2014 Kicks
1	1 Vote	Let's Discuss Why the Government Motors
1	1 Vote	5 Kids Who Share the Best Way to Deal With Iran!
1	1 Vote	Iggy and the Media Blackout

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—	1 Vote	The Tragedy of Mark Ruffalo Speaks "Brazilian" to Endorse Free Speech Dead
—	1 Vote	Apple Is Investing Millions to Left-Wing Immigration Groups

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